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3 yrs ago
Current At the end of the day, God is everyone's bull.
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3 yrs ago
me the poopy you the pants.
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4 yrs ago
i relate.
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Lyndsey was adopted by a man who made her into Chun Li. With healing magic.

True story.
Wait what.

...

Not going to redo my history at all. Nope.
ERode said
Hm....If sucking on the ears was like a fellatio...then what happens if you cut it off? :3


Hundreds of wires descend upon you and sew your butt to your forehead.
Don't encourage them! Those tufts will never be the same. Never.
Whatta twat.

Also, the lolis are ALWAYS the most dangerous. You have to strike them down first. No remorse.
The Irish Tree said Then we all go home and molest Faunus ears.


"S-Stay back, you damn dirty apes!"
I gave up reading the IC when I saw

"Wow, this thing really is nice...I wonder just how big it is..."

followed by

Then again, there was a wet substance dripping from her bangs. Letting a glob of it foll onto the tip of her finger, she gave it a quick cat-like lick, smacking her lips together to get a good taste. Stepping back slightly to avoid anymore of the delicious, viscous liquid, Pascale turned her attention upwards and tilted her head.

Jeez, and BB isn't even involved yet. Can't imagine what'll happen when he is
I have a generator just for this occasion!
Not even Lyndsey can heal those wounds.
I wish I had finished my character sooner. Just to scream 'not impressed!' at Daiki. :p

Also, haters gonna hate on the white mage fluff.
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