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3 yrs ago
Current At the end of the day, God is everyone's bull.
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3 yrs ago
me the poopy you the pants.
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4 yrs ago
i relate.
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Yeah, forks do tend to get around. Do you have any idea how much tongue a fork gets?
She's 30 and having her first crush.

Don't know whether to d'aww or shake head.
I demand dwarves. Dwarves in a moutain with beards and ale.

Which is to say, interested.
I would expect her to throw her panties. :p
Valm is for the defense pact.
Ladies, ladies. Laius can take both of you at once, there's no need to fight!

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And that's when they started throwing javelins.
She's also used to getting impaled, though. She'd be easy to hit. :p
I-I just wanted you to n-notice me, s-senpai.

Laius shall not die. Because I assume Alicia would get jealous and have an aerial joust with Lumara in her rage.
Huh. Well that's just lovely. We should be sailing to the new world in no time.

Then democracy will kick in and all the native women will be washing cars in bikinis on a hot summer day.

Ahhh, democracy.
I think Twilight's just taken to ignoring everything I say. :p

I'll have to start involving her more. So let us discuss!

Lumara's lady bit. How old is it. How big is it. How many men died in its construction?
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