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Current At the end of the day, God is everyone's bull.
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me the poopy you the pants.
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i relate.
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She'll eventually install plasma boots on that thing. It'll be kicking things in half and posing as said things explode behind it in no time.
I have no idea how to enter.

Other than, y'know, kicking a mech in half.

Dedonus said
The royal families of Bennipolis are good friends with a certain Medea and they want to give a nice robe to your king.


Give 'em to those Terheridonians cutting their way to your capital. They'll have more use for them. ;D
Soon, my child. Soon many lovely blankets from the finest Valmese cotton shall warm the emperor's people in winter. :p
The Incredible John said
Yeah, I've have to give them ten inches of steel armor and horses made out of pure iron if I'm going to do that. Is that possible by the way? Because Terhideron wouldn't stand a change against knights in medieval power armor. By the way, since there are a lot of us in the new world, are we spreading our vile germs to them. I mean when the Dutch colonized Malaysia, a hell of a lot of people died from small pox. Maybe Khan is about to be hit by a pandemic...


Walhart would personally like to offer the Khan a shipment of lovely Valmese blankets. :p


Then Valm revealed its cavalry force. Majestic as fuck.
the Czar of Valm would personally vanquish the cavalry himself, only using a handful of acorns and his genitalia. As a true man should.

Winston Smith said
Im counting on you to make a good demonstration so as to boost my sales Kang!


You've literally just become worse than Valm. You're officially Hitler. Attila the Hitler.
There's also the fact that training somebody to be an archer takes waaaay longer than teaching them to stand in a line and fire a musket. Plus bayonets = bad time for horsies.

The outdated army trait seems to refer to more outdated gunpowder weapons, like wheel locks and such. To be all 'lolmyoutdatedarmypwnsyermodernone' kinda destroys the entire point of it existing.
There's also the 3 limit on strengths, and the equal number of weaknesses to strengths clause. :p
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