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"Uh." Rickie raised an eyebrow. Thank god, this particular person didn't really care how bad had been his first impression. Of course he wasn't a sandwich. Looking right and left. Then to the woods. Then to his feet. Then to Kirrian.

"Okay, I'm not hallucinating. Probably."

He took a deep breath, and then pinched his nose. Where the hell are we? Obviously the sttutering newcomer has no idea either.

"Oh, sorry, I uh... was doing some research." He paused. "On sandwiches?" He shook his head. "Whatever, it isn't important."

He then looked at the young man in the face, and extended a hand, steeling himself. "I'm Rickie, nice meeting you Kirrian." He said, while looking at his surroundings. "I don't know about you, but you seem we could use a way out of this forest. I saw smoke before of us, we might want to try following that." Rickie said, awkwardly skipping small talk while deciding he would try and see if they could travel together. Four eyes saw more than two. And speaking of which, why was he seeing well despite not wearing his glasses? He decided not to give much attention to it now, but that had to be investigated later on.
"huh?" Ricky stopped in his tracks. Had someone talked at his back? He felt observed somehow. It looks like he might have found another person already. Turning his back, he then stared at the newcomer.

Oh bummer, it wasn't a cute girl. Just some lost lad. He breathed deep, trying to piece together something to break the ice. He just wasn't good with people, and he seemed to be the senior of the two, so the responsability of starting conversation and reassuring others was upon him. He put his best game face and tried a small joke.

"Hi. You're not a sandwich. Who are you?" He pieced together. Goddamnit, that sounded stupid... and possibly crazy. He might have seen my UNLIMITED SANDWICH WORKS aswell Ricky chastised himself for not having better words, breaking eye contact briefly due to embarassment.
Daw, and here i was hoping to ship the hispanic and the italian. Oh well, i always have sandwiches.
Sigma flinched, obviously unused to the thought of being huge. For her, people this close meant it was some kind of martial arts grapple, so she struggled hard not to jump at Serah with a counterattack. Her lips became somewhat quivering, and a rather noticeable blush and confused expression appeared in her face. "uh, Serah,I appreciate...your enthusiasm,but lemmegoplease." She said weakly, before managing to escape the pin of the excitable younger pilot.

She then stared at Elora. "That is why I singled you out of all pilots there. You've got raw potential for a lot of things, Elora. Others have noticed as well, but it was a shallow compliment at best. I truly want to test this joint effort as soon as possible." Sigma said, disclosing the truth behind her approach to Elora, even if slightly adorned. "Here are my synch codes." She added, while typing something on her personal communicator, and forwarding it to Elora.

"One last thing. The keyword will be Strawberry. At that moment we'll change to a different, private channel and begin the plan." She paused."Let's put this into motion, aye?" She added, as she begun to walk outside the bath again in the main room.
We have no means of knowing dat. So sigma's attempting to salvage some sort of order without external input.
Sigma shook her head slightly. "It was no good. Ian apparently beat me to it, and asked her a song. The girl wasn't really receptive to cues." The stoic soldier clenched her fist somewhat, looking at the two younger pilots. Three people, huh. I need to work with that. Would they really be up to the task? She decided not to give much more thought anymore, before leaning against one of the stalls, with her usual arm folding pose. At that moment, the stall's door seemed to open and Sigma tripped, falling on her butt, letting quite an unbecoming yelp. Coughing, she recovered, and she decided to lean on something else other than a stall door.

"Well...this means more cake for you, I guess?" Sigma said, trying to keep composed after her sudden attack of clumsiness. "Now here's the thing, my Comet is actually a long range attack mecha. It can move fast out of other's ranges, but it can't attack fast. I'll need someone who... tells me where should I shoot." The long haired girl pointed to Elora. "So you'll be my eyes, with that scanning ability of yours, how does that sound?" She paused. "Nevertheless, you Serah, you're going to be Elora's sister in battle. Think of her as your princess and you the heroic knight. You have to help her fend off the meanies while she scans them."

She then paused. "As for me, I'll be shooting whoever you tell me and where. But ... I'll be ready to dive in and help off fend them in a pinch, so don't worry." She then allowed her usual scowl to drop into a more neutral stance.

"The plan is to take the big ones, and the ones with self repair first. Then we pick out Ian. And then the rest. It's not foolproof but..."

The pilot added."...better than going on lone wolves, we should lean on eachother." She then put her hand forward, in order for the other to join her.

"Let's do this... my cake sisters." She finally added.
Back by popular demand... the Unlimited Sandwich Works.
Rickie blinked twice, and then shut his eyes again. "Fiveminsmore." He groaned, upon seeing the scenery. And then, his eyes opened all of a sudden, incorporating himself groggily. "Wha..." An exclamation escaped his lips. He was apparently in the wild, which was funny, considering how up until yesterday he was in his semi-clean flat sleeping his sorrows away. But that was just the tip of the iceberg. Botany wasn't his expertise but he didn't recognize any sort of the trees who surrounded him. And the monkeys, had they escaped from some sort of transgenic lab or something?.
But what really cemented the sensation was a damn bird breaking a FUCKING ROCK right next to him to eat some sort of ROCK worms. The wizened man slapped himself in the face hard. The stinging pain told this was real. This wasn't his world anymore. He now wanted to kick his younger daydreaming self for wanting to live in a fantasy world... never he had expected for it be fulfilled this way.
The birds didn't seem raptor birds, the beaks pointed they were some kind of grub feeders and were busy eating the worms in the stones. So Rickie concluded it was best to leave them to their own devices. He was in enough clusterfuck as he was. Well, at least he had the small comfort of wearing some sneakers, jeans, a t-shirt and a jacket. It would've been infinetely more embarrassing to end in a brand new fantasy world in pajamas.
"World of endless possibilities...huh." He muttered to himself. "I wish for a sandwich."

Nothing happened.

"Sudo I wish for a sandwich."

Nothing either.

"SANDWICH!" He raised his tone as he waved his hands as if to trying to summon something. "SANDWICHGEDDON!" He then paused.

"I am the bread of my lunch
lettuce is my dressing and ham is my grub
I have consumed a thousand meals
Incapable of loss, wary of weight gain
Withstood hunger to make dishes, waiting for dinnertime
I have no pangs, this is my sustenance
my whole life was UNLIMITED SANDWICH WORKS!"


He screamed on top of his lungs, only to scare a few of the monkeys away. "Ah forget it, guess it doesn't work that way." He scratched his head, noticing the plumes of smoke that announced at the very least some kind of civilized settlement.If there are others who are in my same predicament, might as well wait there to arrive. They're likely as confused as me and would head there. He breathed deep and marched towards the village.
"oh no no no no." Flynn rubbed his chin as he delightfully chewed on whatever sweet morsel Simona had cooked for breakfast."That is so bad, dear captain. You must leave your beatiful face and bosoms rest! Or else they'll wrinkle up on no time. You'll end up as an untastefully young old woman in no time." The medic said back to the captain. "It'd be a pity, your beauty is one of the few things this cruel world has to compensate for its bland baseness..."

And then, the medic slipped out of his seat, while advancing forward towards the cook. "Please marry me, Simona! Without your breakfast, I couldn't live! It is as necessary as my breath!" Flynn said, while taking the cook's hand...
Sigma sighed. "Serah, go ahead with her. I might catch with you later. I believe i can get more help." The stoic-faced pilot looked at both girls, before looking at the girl who was being approached by Ian. Are they already wisening up? She pondered. Now how would she approach the possible fourth member of the alliance she was trying to brew. The strawberry alliance, it would be called.

Now, the trick was the approach. What would be the best way to do it? Well, of course by keeping act. She had seen those garish outfits in the assorted shows that the civilians kept themselves busy with. Some kind of performer. Well, that could be worked as an excuse...

Walking with brief steps, she then approached the girl and the loudmouth called Ian, choosing to tap the shoulder of the performer in question.

"May I have a second with you? We've got a bad case of scenery panic... and you seem the type to be acknowledged with it."Sigma said, as she said the half truth to the girl."We'll be in the girls bath. Sorry for the disturbance." The clone soldier droned, without waiting for an answer, and then darted off hurriedly after Serah and Elora, creating a false sense of urgence to sell the act.
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