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STATUS: I can taste the rainbow! Wait no...it's just blood. 4 mos ago
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I can taste the rainbow! Wait no...it's just blood.
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My milkshake brings all boys to the yard... good thing I planted mines.
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More to my point then. Doesn't your frankestein monster raise even more questions? I just did the dog part just like you did the frankenstein monster. To not think too much about it and have fun. I mean if the department is willing to accept a cop made of cop corpses, I do not see why a police dog in the forensics is such a blatant insult. He could be a retired police dog, even. And funny you speak of CSI cause i remember this exact thing happened in one chapter. The dog also serves as conveniently cover-up for Dana's enhaced senses, so she can peg the dog findings in the case of smells and the like.
I just thought on joining your side guys, wanted to have fun and that. But being given the cold shoulder without a second thought and then nitpicking at everything i made, plus not to mention I did check with chrome word finder and didn't see a mention of the bumper being silver in any of the posts prior to the ooc, makes me wonder about the whole point of it all. It's as if you don't want anyone else in the buddy cop dynamic.
I am also reluctant to believe such a reliable by-the-book cop, as per written in the profile doesn't have the only forensic willing to touch siberian stuff as an acquaintance in the very least.
I just thought on joining your side guys, wanted to have fun and that. But being given the cold shoulder without a second thought and then nitpicking at everything i made, plus not to mention I did check with chrome word finder and didn't see a mention of the bumper being silver in any of the posts prior to the ooc, makes me wonder about the whole point of it all. It's as if you don't want anyone else in the buddy cop dynamic.
I am also reluctant to believe such a reliable by-the-book cop, as per written in the profile doesn't have the only forensic willing to touch siberian stuff as an acquaintance in the very least.
Because a- She can literally talk to the dog, and probably she might be the only one with a degree of control of that specific dog, b - It has a cool comedic factor, and c - Its funny coming from the one with the car with a customized silver bumper and a zombie partner.
Also, that anyone is willing to make sense of the vice squad cases would be rather remarkable IMO, seeing as everyone else would rebuke them.
Also, that anyone is willing to make sense of the vice squad cases would be rather remarkable IMO, seeing as everyone else would rebuke them.
...I thought that being one of the forensics who work in the Siberian Cases, you guys would recognize her.
Hum, I don't recall seeing that part. My bad.
Dana maintaned her brisk pace, chasing after Porkchop, it would have been weird for her to suddenly overcome the dog in speed and lunge at the culprits. What are those clowns doing... she trailed on her thought, but was suddenly jolted out of it when Eddie's partner, that damned jigsaw freak man of sleepy decided to slam the door against the selfless dog.
"NO! PORKCHOP!" Dana wailed on top of her lungs as she arrived not too soon after. Forgetting about her anger, the ketchup stains, the thugs, and the two cops of the DeSoto, Dana rushed towards the stunned dog and craddled it against her. "Agent Porkchop, answer me!" She yelled again, only to be met by a soft whine on the dog's part. It looked quite the blow, but he would probably be okay, if a bit dizzy.
She then glared at both Eddie and Sleepy, a piercing stare. "...you're telling me you smash the hot dog stall i was going to buy from, ruin my tracksuit, and doorslam Agent Porkchop for just your bloody bumper..."
She paused, twitching visiblely in barely restrained anger." On my day off from you two idiots and the Siberian cases clusterfuck..."
"IMMA GONNA MURDER YA EDDIE!" She exploded into a gutural growl. "SCREW THE PAPERWORK!" She said, doing an insanely powerful and inhuman leap that culminated into denting the van's roof with her heels. "SCREW THE PROPERTY DAMAGE!" She added, tearing the roof of the van open, and facing the terrified crooks. "SCREW YOUR JIGSAW PARTNER!" She added, lifting a crook with each hand, much to the shock of the remaining assailants. "SCREW YOU!" She then tossed them roughly in front of Eddie.
"AND SCREW YOUR FUCKING BUMPER!" She finished, grabbing the bumper, with the intention of breaking it in two, unfortunately, the silver plating soon interfered, and the berseker doctor flung the bumper in pain and surprise away a considerable distance.
"FUCK IT ALL!" She spat, nursing her hands.
"NO! PORKCHOP!" Dana wailed on top of her lungs as she arrived not too soon after. Forgetting about her anger, the ketchup stains, the thugs, and the two cops of the DeSoto, Dana rushed towards the stunned dog and craddled it against her. "Agent Porkchop, answer me!" She yelled again, only to be met by a soft whine on the dog's part. It looked quite the blow, but he would probably be okay, if a bit dizzy.
She then glared at both Eddie and Sleepy, a piercing stare. "...you're telling me you smash the hot dog stall i was going to buy from, ruin my tracksuit, and doorslam Agent Porkchop for just your bloody bumper..."
She paused, twitching visiblely in barely restrained anger." On my day off from you two idiots and the Siberian cases clusterfuck..."
"IMMA GONNA MURDER YA EDDIE!" She exploded into a gutural growl. "SCREW THE PAPERWORK!" She said, doing an insanely powerful and inhuman leap that culminated into denting the van's roof with her heels. "SCREW THE PROPERTY DAMAGE!" She added, tearing the roof of the van open, and facing the terrified crooks. "SCREW YOUR JIGSAW PARTNER!" She added, lifting a crook with each hand, much to the shock of the remaining assailants. "SCREW YOU!" She then tossed them roughly in front of Eddie.
"AND SCREW YOUR FUCKING BUMPER!" She finished, grabbing the bumper, with the intention of breaking it in two, unfortunately, the silver plating soon interfered, and the berseker doctor flung the bumper in pain and surprise away a considerable distance.
"FUCK IT ALL!" She spat, nursing her hands.
Except not really.
Gack...so many new posts... and they keep up piling...
Might be. You need the shirtless Fhiraldian?
Need to catch up. Don't mind if I take a while. Hmm...
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