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Current I can taste the rainbow! Wait no...it's just blood.
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Daylight Saving Times are a conspiracy to sell analgesics and coffee
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My milkshake brings all boys to the yard... good thing I planted mines.
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...Good lord, when was the las time I updated this?
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BERSERK LIVES
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I run on GMT+1 Schedule.

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Right now i have "hammy madman" and "bioterrorism blackmail" flavours
Which one do you prefer?
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Um, well.... good luck...


To be honest i dont mind making character replacements nor death
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....Oh my god... does Charon have a death wish...?


No he is just jaded. And somewhat not right in the head. It's like the lovechild of House M.D. and captain Ahab.
Hah! That's true. =p But she's not the sort to let herself be manipulated - she has to try super hard not to come off as weak.


And Charon keeps his teasing pushing his luck pitch sale prodding.
Charon raised an eyebrow as the girl before him mentioned free of impurities. It was a foil-covered plastic bag. There wasn't getting anything getting inside without tampering the with the bag, and he was sure those cookies were so chock-full of preservatives and grease, the only risk they offered was their taste going stale and bland. Well, maybe being paranoid was to be expected. He nevertheless parted with the bag easily.

"Here you go." He nonchalantly said as the Oracle's supposed guards swiped the bag from his hand in a rough fashion to present it before the girl.
Charon tucked his hands in his pockets, his head tilted somewhat. "Watched, right. Well It's okay. I might need the occassional person around to hold on the pesky books and bring the ladder, I guess." He scratched his head. The nonchalant attitude and casual dismissal of the kid made him wonder. Well, some of the rumours were true. But even so, beneath that oracular set up and intellectual approach, there's a 10 year old girl still. Charon smirked. Maybe he could attempt it.

"You seem to be bored out of your mind. As if you had expired your options long time ago. Well, I -am- always recruiting. How about you help me? You could pick a thing or two, you're smart. Very smart. Probably over 150 if we were to run an IQ test on you. And I so happen to be one of the last people who experienced the Old World education."

He smiled thinly. "I'll even let you piggy ride when you're tired."
Lol, I am just kidding. This bribery is acceptable. =p Don't expect Alice not to notice if you try to use this on her regularly, though!


Then again noticing and minding are two different things. Also those cookies are hard to come by unless you are a scavenger. Or trade with em.
Mister Charon is already exploiting my weaknesses. X.X


You get cookies though, so it's fine i guess? Anyway, i can change the thing kf it doesnt suit you.
Throwing Charon in the Omnibus side for teh lulz.
Charon adjusted his coat for the ninth time. ''Omnibus Scientia''? More like Omnidork Scum. The jaded young medic made a gesture half of disgust, half of feigned pain. And he thought the scientists and tecnophytes of the old world were conceited. They had nothing on these guys. But it wasn't the day to let his actual feelings towards the faction arise. No, Charon was committed to all of Kano. All of mankind in general.

Perhaps he should've gone to the Forgotten instead. They had been hit pretty bad in a raid recently and probably needed his medical services. But well, these guys and the crazy Oracle child held some precious medical books as they were sitting atop the best libraries.

He entered what he supposed to be an "audience hall" with keen gaze and firm steps, evaluating the room and the little girl who seemed the center of it all. Surrounded by guards. Some of them with only peachy fuzz.

"Well then... well met, I'm Charon. Half of Kano has heard of me I think. I suppose you're the one in charge of the faction, miss." He paused.

"I heard you have some good quality medical books lying around. If I could get some reads, that would be extremely helpful." The medic droned. "I can pay you with medical services. Those are rare nowadays." He replied the same sales pitch he did for all factions.

And then he remembered something, and patted his pockets. He had heard this rumour concerning this particular leader. About a secret weapon quite effective against her. He let out an "Aha!" cheer when he produced a (surprisingly) unexpired small plastic bag of chocolate chip cookies.
Gotta thank those Coyote scavengers for paying my medical care with the stuff they found in the wrecked gas station.

"Yeah, you can keep the bag of cookies too." He added nonchalantly.
How did the deceased die? Maybe I can connect this to my lovely little cult. =p


Because they were killed. People die when they're killed
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