Audacious

Myriad Reality

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*My footsteps can be heard pacing back and forth upstairs, but at a fast enough rate that it causes a low-frequency hum*

@Legend

*Shakes my head and yells*
You doing science up there?

Myriad Reality

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*swipes my hand and it slides away from view*

@Galvanize

*Blinks and shifts my gaze from where it was to you*

Myriad Reality

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*opens the door*
Oh, hey Violet. How are you?

@Galvanize

I wanted to see your face when you opened the door and-
*Notices the gun tossed to the side and stares at it silently with my mouth frozen open mid-sentence*

Myriad Reality

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*screams and throws the shotgun*

@Galvanize

*Pouts*
It’s Violet. Let me iiiiin!

Myriad Reality

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*tenses up as I watch the door*

@Galvanize

…
You stink, you know that?

Myriad Reality

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You apparently got the key! Open it!

@Galvanize

*The doorknob wiggles around for a couple moments*

Myriad Reality

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*aims the shotgun at the door*
I got a key for you!

@Galvanize

Just open up! Don’t even get me started on your rent situation!

Myriad Reality

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*shakes my fist*
We don't have inspections because we bought this home!
*grabs a shotgun from under the couch and loads a round*

@Galvanize

Don’t make me get my key!

Myriad Reality

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Inspection?! Wait no! That doesn't sound right!
*sprints to the door*
Buzz off, booger lips!

@Galvanize

I slipped a notice under your door last week! Now you’ve got thirty seconds before I’m comin’ in!

Myriad Reality

*A knock is heard at the apartment door followed by the voice of your landlord*
Inspection! Open up!