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*The asteroid itself seems to be made of igneous rocks, and the surrounding asteroids similarly lack complex structures, some of which house strange powdery mounds and others unusual formations of carbon in minuscule quantities*
Looks like the "they move around" hypothesis was right. Good thing we have other worlds we can still check.


...
*Attempts to gauge if the carbon presence contains complex organic material, DNA or anything indicating life*
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*We land on a dark and stony asteroid field with a yellow sun shining in the distance*
Wo—oah!
*Catches my balance*
Guess your aim was a bit off?


*Narrows my eyes and feels out the makeup of the asteroid and any space rocks in relatively close proximity*
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*Runs through, pulling the phone out of your hand when I do*


*Sighs and speaks as I approach the gateway*
Your excitement is giving me bad vibes about all this, man...
*Steps through*
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*The signal seems to be an ordinary broadcast packet with no discernible information given the compression level*


Hmm...
*Taps on my own phone a few times and then opens a portal next to you while I walk toward you, extending the hand holding your phone toward you*
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No, that's the problem.
*Most of the errors match the previous stations, but now with several that indicate more apparently recent issues associated with being unable to connect to other relay stations or return responses to layer 1*


Hmm.
*Checks the successful signal we received to see if there was any particular message attached*
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Mhm! Please do, just don't hack my bank account.


You rich?
*Scrolls down the list to see what all the unique error codes are, and tries to see if the notation specifies what caused each of the unique errors*
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Alright—
*Tosses you my phone again in a full-force overhand throw*
It's up on there!


*Catches it with both hands, with the force yanking my arms back over my head slightly. I pull my own phone out and compare screens for a moment*
Do you mind if I glance through the logs myself too, real quick? I don't want to run into anything that might be a trap or anything like that.
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*Grins*
Alright alright alright, how's your portal precision? We call it porpre in the 'biz.


Pretty good, I'd say. Also I feel like if I take that term and say it elsewhere, people would look at m funny.
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I bet you could even beat him in an all-out fight now!


Ahhh... I eh... We- err...
*Clears my throat and coughs a couple times*
Mm.
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I can't think of anything—Violet, you're amazing!


*Rubs the back of my head and laughs sheepishly*
Ah, well... It wasn't my idea, you know. I never thought to do that.
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