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STATUS: It's been three years since we lost Polymorpheus, a dear friend. It's felt like a lot longer, that time. I still think about Poly every so often, and how I miss them so very much. I won't forget them. 2 yrs ago
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2 yrs ago
Current It's been three years since we lost Polymorpheus, a dear friend. It's felt like a lot longer, that time. I still think about Poly every so often, and how I miss them so very much. I won't forget them.
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2 yrs ago
I like attention.
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3 yrs ago
Tomorrow is post day. How unfortunate.
3 yrs ago
I lost.
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3 yrs ago
@LongSwordMain I can fix that, if you wish.
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Bio

uhhhh, hi there

I am here and I sorta exist so yes this is my ‘bio’ and it will probably be rather brief and suck and be sloppy, just like me.
So, without further ado..

stuff about me

• Most people call me Barti or Bart as well as a few other things since it’s just easier or meaner than the actual thing - I invite you to do so as well.

• I’m a 23-year-old (bday June 20th!) Texan who enjoys thunderstorms and rain far too much, and likes anime, running, metal music, and copious amounts of DRUGS candy, among many other cool things - like DnD and MTG.

• I enjoy group rps as well as 1x1s. For groups I have what I think is a decent array of interests, most of it being profusely weeb-y. I like Fantasystuffs (Modern especially), supernatural themes, pretty much all Japanese stuff - including historically accurate settings - as well as general dark/grim themes, comedic slice of life trash, academy rps, unique plots, etc. etc. As for 1x1s I pretty much do romance, but I can do non-romantic stuff too if you give me something to work with xP
The only genre I find myself not entirely comfortable with is really sci-fi stuff, but, if the plot/idea catches me enough it can hold my interest. Oh, and my writing level is high casual to low advanced.

• I’m a sarcastic, snarky, bipolar-depressed, degenerate garbage can, but generally people seem to like me (I don’t know why in the hot hell you would) - but if you would also like to be my friendo lemme know.
I don’t bite.
Usually owo xd rawr

welppp...I guess that’s okay for now
thanks for reading, you potatoes

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Most Recent Posts

In Bart's Character Garbage Dump → 11 yrs ago Forum: Character Sheets
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In RPGuild Ranked Tournament (ImportantNobody vs. Barthimaeus) → 11 yrs ago Forum: Arena Roleplay
Ok
In RPGuild Ranked Tournament (ImportantNobody vs. Barthimaeus) → 11 yrs ago Forum: Arena Roleplay
Hahaha! ( I dont really think cheesecake is better.)
In RPGuild Ranked Tournament (ImportantNobody vs. Barthimaeus) → 11 yrs ago Forum: Arena Roleplay
Barely avoiding a fatal attack, Dmitri now had his blood pumping and was ready for a fight. He started to approach his opponent as yellow mist formed around his enemie's feet. "Hmm... how peculiar, he ascended that pillar with greater ease than ive seen in my days. No matter, he will still be no match for my power." Dmitri thought this, and thereafter used his ability Withdrawal. A fairly small portal opened up beside Dmitri to his right, purposefully place there so that he could quickly insert DragonWhisker into it with his right hand, and reach across his body with his left arm, offering some protection while he withdrew his GuanDao, a longer weapon than his sword. Dmitri then performed a short sprint and when close enough jumped, and performed a huge slash from right to left with his weapon, attempting to cut open his opponent. (Dmitri holds the GuanDao with his right hand forward, and his left hand further back.)
In RPGuild Ranked Tournament → 11 yrs ago Forum: Arena Roleplay
Sorry yall i posted i had actually had my phone deactivated by my mom but its ok now, ill not let it happen again.
In RPGuild Ranked Tournament (ImportantNobody vs. Barthimaeus) → 11 yrs ago Forum: Arena Roleplay
Luckily, it didn't seem as if his opponent had heard him. This was good, very good. "Wait...was that....did he just spot me? Nah, hes turning away now. Oh my god!" Dmitri barely had time to raise his left hand to clumsily deflect the knife from picksticking him in the head. " Watch it!" He yelled at his opponent, then quickly stumbled to his feet. He grasped for the hilt of DragonWhisker, which was on his back, and drew him into a position that was useul for an advancing soldier to block projectiles had they the correct skill level. One fact that may be useful or harmful for Dmitri is that the sun kept bouncing off all his metal gear and occasionally hitting him in the eyes. Hopefully he could get his opponent to move with him to another location.
In RPGuild Ranked Tournament (ImportantNobody vs. Barthimaeus) → 11 yrs ago Forum: Arena Roleplay
Cheesecake. >:)
In Testing and messing → 11 yrs ago Forum: Test Forum
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In 2v2 battle (ranked or not) → 11 yrs ago Forum: Arena Interest Checks
@Dynamo Frokane

We have enuf people now. :)
In RPGuild Ranked Tournament (ImportantNobody vs. Barthimaeus) → 11 yrs ago Forum: Arena Roleplay
But... I'm the evil twin!! >:)
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