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2 yrs ago
Current It's been three years since we lost Polymorpheus, a dear friend. It's felt like a lot longer, that time. I still think about Poly every so often, and how I miss them so very much. I won't forget them.
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2 yrs ago
I like attention.
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3 yrs ago
Tomorrow is post day. How unfortunate.
3 yrs ago
I lost.
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3 yrs ago
@LongSwordMain I can fix that, if you wish.
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Bio

uhhhh, hi there

I am here and I sorta exist so yes this is my ‘bio’ and it will probably be rather brief and suck and be sloppy, just like me.
So, without further ado..

stuff about me

Most people call me Barti or Bart as well as a few other things since it’s just easier or meaner than the actual thing - I invite you to do so as well.

I’m a 23-year-old (bday June 20th!) Texan who enjoys thunderstorms and rain far too much, and likes anime, running, metal music, and copious amounts of DRUGS candy, among many other cool things - like DnD and MTG.

I enjoy group rps as well as 1x1s. For groups I have what I think is a decent array of interests, most of it being profusely weeb-y. I like Fantasystuffs (Modern especially), supernatural themes, pretty much all Japanese stuff - including historically accurate settings - as well as general dark/grim themes, comedic slice of life trash, academy rps, unique plots, etc. etc. As for 1x1s I pretty much do romance, but I can do non-romantic stuff too if you give me something to work with xP
The only genre I find myself not entirely comfortable with is really sci-fi stuff, but, if the plot/idea catches me enough it can hold my interest. Oh, and my writing level is high casual to low advanced.

I’m a sarcastic, snarky, bipolar-depressed, degenerate garbage can, but generally people seem to like me (I don’t know why in the hot hell you would) - but if you would also like to be my friendo lemme know.
I don’t bite.
Usually owo xd rawr

welppp...I guess that’s okay for now
thanks for reading, you potatoes

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Most Recent Posts

(1/2) Ah well, Kamato's pet is pretty neccessary for him, and he also give time to prepare ranged attacks.

(2/2) I like to help people out , so if i think of anything ill tell yah, i have like 8 characters written somewhere.
His opponent began moving to his right, so Dmitri instantly dove off the platform into a combat role and, quite unorthodox to do such a thing, but what choice did he have, he couldnt gain ground, he threw his GuanDao like a spear and immediately started sprinting towards his opponnent at a speed that would scare the crap out of most people considering this man had just thrown like a 4 foot weapon at them. Dmitri wouldn't be able to stop soon enough at this running speed so he was wellprepared to slide under his enemiy's ranged attacks if need be.
So I just need to create a character with giant lightbulb powers.

P.S. I'm starting up again on my character of the days.


Oh nice you got alot of characters with that, like 120 pages worth. Dat op my friend. Also can i helps pwease?
Curse you inability to have a puppy eyes emoticon.
On a unrelated topic i think that another character of mine, Kamato (not posted yet) would be a fun fight against Raln, them both having a flying pet, thought i think Kamato's pet may have an itty bitty advantage over Raln's. >:)
Lol, we'll see about that. Giant moth powers! Activate! Form of, Fly into a lightbulb and die! :P
Dmitri watched as his opponent a sword about the same size as his DragonWhisker, maybe a bit longer? It was hard to tell from this angle. But what he saw clearly was a greyish mist, almost appearing solid form infront of his foes hand. "Hmm i wouldnt guess i had much time to counter this." He thought. He waited about a second to open a portal about 10 feet behind his opponent, 1 foot infront of himself, giving them time to stabilize, he then quickly crouched low behind his portal, conceiling all of his body except his GuanDao. He then prepared himself to leap at his enemy as soon as he felt the attack enter the portal.
Also apparently Tokara cant go to jail. :P
Black and starry
Nah its kinda like looking into space through the portal. @Importantnobody
@nerminator Name- Dmitri Valean. Age- 31. Gender- male. ethnicity/nationality- white. Physical description- Dmitri is well muscled and wears no shirt. He wears brown cloth pants held up by a section of rope. Dmitri had his *left* arm taken by a giant reptilian beast as a child, and it is noww replaced with an ancient arm from a suit of armor. This arm has magic nullification abilities, negating all magic that touches it. Dmitri has brown hair of a common cut, and blue eyes.
Skillset- Dmitri is a master swordsman and has trained his whole life, he is much better than other skilled swordsmen who have trained longer. He is also adept in hand to hand combat, having the upper edge in almost any fight because of his left arm. Said left left arm has immense stamina and power, it not being flesh and all.

History- Dmitri did not actually commit a crime to get here, rather he was framed after ann opponent he was fighting leveled a city block.

Psychological profile- Dmitri has a strong sense of justice, and is pleasent to anyone not causing trouble, but to get out of here, he'll have to forgive this people for what theyve done, momentarily.

Equipment- DragonWhisker ( Dmitri's sword, it is similar to a jian. ) Confiscated.
The gaurds have put a highly indestructable collar around Dmitri's neck, disabling his ability to create portals or summon nether energy.
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