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2 yrs ago
Current It's been three years since we lost Polymorpheus, a dear friend. It's felt like a lot longer, that time. I still think about Poly every so often, and how I miss them so very much. I won't forget them.
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2 yrs ago
I like attention.
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3 yrs ago
Tomorrow is post day. How unfortunate.
3 yrs ago
I lost.
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3 yrs ago
@LongSwordMain I can fix that, if you wish.
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Bio

uhhhh, hi there

I am here and I sorta exist so yes this is my ‘bio’ and it will probably be rather brief and suck and be sloppy, just like me.
So, without further ado..

stuff about me

Most people call me Barti or Bart as well as a few other things since it’s just easier or meaner than the actual thing - I invite you to do so as well.

I’m a 23-year-old (bday June 20th!) Texan who enjoys thunderstorms and rain far too much, and likes anime, running, metal music, and copious amounts of DRUGS candy, among many other cool things - like DnD and MTG.

I enjoy group rps as well as 1x1s. For groups I have what I think is a decent array of interests, most of it being profusely weeb-y. I like Fantasystuffs (Modern especially), supernatural themes, pretty much all Japanese stuff - including historically accurate settings - as well as general dark/grim themes, comedic slice of life trash, academy rps, unique plots, etc. etc. As for 1x1s I pretty much do romance, but I can do non-romantic stuff too if you give me something to work with xP
The only genre I find myself not entirely comfortable with is really sci-fi stuff, but, if the plot/idea catches me enough it can hold my interest. Oh, and my writing level is high casual to low advanced.

I’m a sarcastic, snarky, bipolar-depressed, degenerate garbage can, but generally people seem to like me (I don’t know why in the hot hell you would) - but if you would also like to be my friendo lemme know.
I don’t bite.
Usually owo xd rawr

welppp...I guess that’s okay for now
thanks for reading, you potatoes

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Most Recent Posts

Yes he is thrusting with his right arm towards your right shoulder.
(1/3) Nope everyone gets wrecked by casper
(2/3) pshhh weaksauce, like tigger
(3/3) never seen that movie unfortunately xD

some random person just texted me. "Dont walk into that building, the sprinklers might go off" lol
(1/3) You'd think so >·<
(2/3) Gives treat
(3/3) Exactly never underestimate the little guy.
His opponent had been faster than him at getting off the ground, but no matter, he just halted the ascent of his head to have the blade slash above his head harmlessely, then performed an upward thrust towards his sword arm's shoulder. He also began to swing his leg in the opposite direction his foes sword came from, attempting to 'sweep the leg'.
(1/3) Probably shouldnt tell you this but, he is completely useless against characters who arent in solid form, he cant hit them whatsoever.
(2/3) Goodboy.
(3/3) Lol His first scar comes from a rodent
(1/3) You underestimated Tokara abit aswell. :)
(2/3) Videos are forevs. People die man, people die. xD
(3/3) Why thank you, i was scraping the plate with that maneuver, in other words, i wad low on jelly, in other words, i was low on options.... lol im so retarded.
(1/3) Sounds icky
(2/3) aww dont leave :(
(3/3) i actually had to look at Dmitri's CS for a solution to that. :P
Oh no... this wasnt good at all...wait! As Dmitri had the idea, he retrieved the Timebender's twig so fast it was as if it had materialized in his hands. He snapped it as fast as he could and was suddenlybehind his opponent. He closed the small gap with ease and performed a drop kick right at his foe's back and at the same time used Withdrawl to open a weapon retrieval low to the ground so that he could draw DragonWhisker as he stood up. Hopefully he could finally land a blow.
Oh Jesus that post is scary
Also ive noticed our fight has advanced the most out of everyone else in the tourney.
Lol you'll be eatin' ye words. :D
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