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STATUS: It's been three years since we lost Polymorpheus, a dear friend. It's felt like a lot longer, that time. I still think about Poly every so often, and how I miss them so very much. I won't forget them. 2 yrs ago
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It's been three years since we lost Polymorpheus, a dear friend. It's felt like a lot longer, that time. I still think about Poly every so often, and how I miss them so very much. I won't forget them.
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I like attention.
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Tomorrow is post day. How unfortunate.
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I lost.
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@LongSwordMain I can fix that, if you wish.
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Bio
uhhhh, hi there
I am here and I sorta exist so yes this is my ‘bio’ and it will probably be rather brief and suck and be sloppy, just like me.
So, without further ado..
• Most people call me Barti or Bart as well as a few other things since it’s just easier or meaner than the actual thing - I invite you to do so as well.
• I’m a 23-year-old (bday June 20th!) Texan who enjoys thunderstorms and rain far too much, and likes anime, running, metal music, and copious amounts of DRUGS candy, among many other cool things - like DnD and MTG.
• I enjoy group rps as well as 1x1s. For groups I have what I think is a decent array of interests, most of it being profusely weeb-y. I like Fantasystuffs (Modern especially), supernatural themes, pretty much all Japanese stuff - including historically accurate settings - as well as general dark/grim themes, comedic slice of life trash, academy rps, unique plots, etc. etc. As for 1x1s I pretty much do romance, but I can do non-romantic stuff too if you give me something to work with xP
The only genre I find myself not entirely comfortable with is really sci-fi stuff, but, if the plot/idea catches me enough it can hold my interest. Oh, and my writing level is high casual to low advanced.
• I’m a sarcastic, snarky, bipolar-depressed, degenerate garbage can, but generally people seem to like me (I don’t know why in the hot hell you would) - but if you would also like to be my friendo lemme know.
I don’t bite.
Usually owo xd rawr
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So, without further ado..
stuff about me
• Most people call me Barti or Bart as well as a few other things since it’s just easier or meaner than the actual thing - I invite you to do so as well.
• I’m a 23-year-old (bday June 20th!) Texan who enjoys thunderstorms and rain far too much, and likes anime, running, metal music, and copious amounts of DRUGS candy, among many other cool things - like DnD and MTG.
• I enjoy group rps as well as 1x1s. For groups I have what I think is a decent array of interests, most of it being profusely weeb-y. I like Fantasystuffs (Modern especially), supernatural themes, pretty much all Japanese stuff - including historically accurate settings - as well as general dark/grim themes, comedic slice of life trash, academy rps, unique plots, etc. etc. As for 1x1s I pretty much do romance, but I can do non-romantic stuff too if you give me something to work with xP
The only genre I find myself not entirely comfortable with is really sci-fi stuff, but, if the plot/idea catches me enough it can hold my interest. Oh, and my writing level is high casual to low advanced.
• I’m a sarcastic, snarky, bipolar-depressed, degenerate garbage can, but generally people seem to like me (I don’t know why in the hot hell you would) - but if you would also like to be my friendo lemme know.
I don’t bite.
Usually owo xd rawr
welppp...I guess that’s okay for now
thanks for reading, you potatoes
thanks for reading, you potatoes
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Damage as in point wise id say mines worse
Well, im assuming you throw and sword fight with the same hand, if thats the case, id say yours might be worse, because Dmitri can travel with portals instead of walking or running. If i had stabbed your other arm it would be different.
Ive always thought since there is a good amount of bone (i think) in the hip, it'd cause less damage.
Yeah i was thinking if it was also moving down it wouldnt do as much.
Btw i think that hip shot puts me in a slightly worse situation than you, but i dont know.
Yeah i was thinking if it was also moving down it wouldnt do as much.
Btw i think that hip shot puts me in a slightly worse situation than you, but i dont know.
Are you not in Texas now? And that sounds awesome
I love anime, but yeah im a texan so i wouldnt know very much about britain except, like, you know, tea, and stuff.
2- Nice that characterbe pro
3- lol is monty python supposed to look abit cheesy or is it just old?
3- lol is monty python supposed to look abit cheesy or is it just old?
(1/3) ill have to see him
(2/3) exactly, how could you not want to fight that?
(3/3) i dont think ill be watching it anytime soon as ive never heard of it, so you can tell if you like
(2/3) exactly, how could you not want to fight that?
(3/3) i dont think ill be watching it anytime soon as ive never heard of it, so you can tell if you like
Dmitri felt the well known feeling of blade against flesh. He had landed his blow. But he was in a dangerous predicament, his sweep had semi-success, but his opponent's blade was swinging towards his ribs. Thus blow was too dangerous to take. he couldnt easily maneuver his left arm into place in time and his right was occupied, so, he allowed his bofy to ascend until he felt the tearing of flesh in his hip, a much better place to be hit in than the ribs. This blow didnt hurt as much as it would have a long time ago, he was more accustomomed to cut open flesh now, but pain was not damage. Dmitri need to back away for a moment to asses the situation without getting too far, so he thrust his leg towards his opponent's chest attempting to throw them and himself in opposite directions. This caused a dirty pain in his hip, but he didnt have time for pain.
(1/3) That bloodmonk guy ?he sounds cool
(2/3) Yesh. :)
(3/3) omg sounds absolutely adorable
(2/3) Yesh. :)
(3/3) omg sounds absolutely adorable
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