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Silas and the Vodka Stalk


"Oh good, all these empty crates are making me misty anyway." Silas hikes big shotgun beast up to his shoulder, and step forward. Next room and all that. At that go he reaches down one handed and digs on his belt producing his tin hip. Reaching back to offer it to Borys, "Not Vodka but it'll still kill braincells. I want that flask back don't lose it."

After a little sneaking they come across what sounds like a party. He sniffs, "well, they're right in front of us..." He looked back as orders were made and nods, then looks up "Alright, no one get shot immediately please."

Then begins to climb to the next level up "Ahhh Malaka...okay..." and there the door to the upper level.of the party room. He takes a deep inhalation. Steeling himself.

But with a grin he look at the holy glad ang, "well long time since I've seen one of those. Let's go." He tests the door now as Felix stacks beside him, "Clear..." and edges the door open enough that Felix and get the flashbang inside, "Let's make some noise yeah?"
Back at the Office and Break Room time!


Hat Trick came skating up the side walk, cross stepping as he comes around the corner, and revealing the three boxes he's carrying red and white. The Iconic colors of Tim Horton's Foods. And the Eternal colors of Canada! Red and White baby!

With a skip and a hop, Hat Trick jumps through the front doors.

Stomp stomp stomp.

And he poses in the door into the break room, "Behold! I have Donuts, Timbits and coffee! From the simply best Canadian food chain!" He chuckles then sets everything on the break room table, poppping open one of the boxes and grabbing the Maple Cream donut in the corner, then grabbing his double double too. He takes a seat and leans back, sipping his double double, "Okay look...I love Timmys the same way you love a old Ford Pickup that won't start in -35C in the middle of January okay? The kind of truck you need to trudge out too and start by hand because your auto-starter ran out of juice 3 years ago and you just don't ever find the time to replace it."

He takes a big bite out of his donut. "Emmm see the coffee is just there, and it's been sitting there since opening at 6am, and it will still be sitting there until the pot is empty and a new one needs to be brewed. But this is like a fuckin' elixer bud. And this..." He lifts the maple glazed donut with bavarian creame dangling from the bite, "This is just isn't a confection this is Maple Heritage Foam here. Look at that brown glazing, the sweet smooth texture, this is fuckin' poetry in edible form ya hosers." He takes another huge bite. "You take a bite and for a second or two you're 8 years old, the shinny rink is floating under 2 feet of 5 am cold mist, your mitts are soaked through from the walk up to the rink and someone shouts, 'Heads up it might be hot!' and they don't mean just the coffee and the god damn space heater someone linked up to a genny. Because there right there at the edge of the ice is a Timmy's box, the donuts waiting, and a cardboard container with a plastic carrier for Tim Horton's coffee."

He scarfs the last of his donut down and takes another snort of his coffee. Seems the team is getting a dose of Canadian Poetry. He snuffles and nods, "See Timmys isn't about Taste, look it's not the best fare, it's not the best coffee. But Tim fuckin' Horton's isn't about Taste and class, it's about surviving a Tuesday on grit, coffee and maple syrup. You take a cup, you put in your cream and your sugar, it's too hot to drink at first but then it's not hot enough and then it's gone. And all you can say is, 'Yeah I guess that'll have to do.' And that will be the most Canadian thing you'll say all fucking day while you dodge the Mounties, and the Cobra Chickens. Emmm...hang on the jam donuts are in this one." He gets up and opens the second of three boxes, and then opens the box of timbits aka donut holes. "Eat, be merry, and tomorrow we do this all over again!"

He cackles gently.

Very Canadian in the moment.




The One on One



Hat Trick took a seat across from James, "Hey there buddy." Yep still had that Canadian twang in his voice after his brief poetry run in the break room. He sits across from James and smiles, the big Canadian still nursing the last of his coffee, "There are still donuts, timbits and coffee in the breakroom, don't forget to go get some." He slurps again.

HE sits there as James goes through his end.

By the end when Tyler is allowed to respond he's hanging his head a little, "You know I find it funny, before the whole First Nations ancient rite and the proto-type cryotech explosion that gave me my powers, I never would have tried to split my work time." He rubs his chin, "I was happy to be PR, touching base with sponsors and making sure the public knew our people." He hums, "I was happy there. But being a hero, helping others out there on the street, being there on the front line. This is...this is pretty incredible too." He nods, "Now as for the team, damn I love this group of jerky fuckers. We've got some incredible personalities and some amazing power sets. Believe it or not from a PR angle, the A team we have in Claremont, is incredible. PR is already considering making me Team As dedicated PR rep." He grins, "I love these guys. And I'm looking forward to more."

He sighs then leans back and looks a little dour.

"Now look...I know I really royal screwed up with the Car Dealership...I...was given that script...and tried to follow it...but I just...look the one thing that's a problem with the First Nations, traditionally we didn't have a word for dishonesty and lying. That script...just screamed wrong! I know I fucked up really royally. I couldn't lie!" He sighs and sips his coffee again, "I tried, is all I can say." He takes a deep breath, "Now what would I do if I was in that same situation? Be true to who and what I am, an honest man, a truthful man. Yes I would still tell the truth, but I'd try and stick better to the script. I can't just deny who I am deep down."

He looks up at James, "I like to think that gives me a step up somehow."

He nods, "As for balancing things, this is fun! I went to school for this! I graduated 7th in my class in business and public relations. I'm having a blast and hope I can keep doing so. I'm here for the team, that's what I do. PR or as a Hero. I wanna see how Madcap, LG, Feno and others besides turn out in the future. I fully intend to turn the Team A socials into a pinnacle of good vibes and great interaction. I'm here for it. All the way."

If a man could be blindingly optimistic and truthful, right now would be the time.

Hat Trick reaches out, "There more? I wanna see if I can snag another maple donut before the others down them all."
On Defense not Offence


"Hat Trick, I've got a car dealership in need of some marketing help. Pin is sent, should be your street."


The ping on his phone hit and Hat Trick put his helmet on before he checked it. They'd got the call their first outting of the day is coming up. So he'd prepared to suit up.

As the rest of the team get their assignments he jog out the door jumps and clears the five steps to the street. By the time he lands a strip of rink grade ice extends ahead ofnuim, "Hat Trick here, on the move." With a push he's off. Gliding down the street waving to folks who recognize him.




Its a few minutes later when he rounds a corner and slows "Well...this is the pin..." He looked ahead, "Ben Dover's Land Rovers..." He chokes abit, "Who names their kid Ben Dover?" Did he transmit that to the whole team? Maybe.

A few pushes brings him onto the lot. And the first thing he notices is the state of the lot, cars parked haphazardly, the windows looking in were streaked with old grime and rain. Only the really good cars are washed. The older product are grimy and in a few cases clear dents can be seen.

Hat Trick winces. And his inner Canadian starts to rage. No! No! He needs to be professional. He skates over to a lot rep. Apparently Ben himself couldn't bother coming out. Instead the reps name plate reads "Mike Hawk". And Hat Trick can't help but chuckle into the dispatch mic, I wonder if he rises early..."

Mr. Hawk walks up and exchanges some pleasantries before thrusting a ad promo script into Hat Trick's hands. As cameras are set up and a crowd begins to gather Hat Tricks reads the script. PR and HR word vomit. And the big ice bruiser balks. As Mike Hawk begins to try and fire up the growing crowd Hat Trick tries to memorize the main points. Good deals, fine cars, good service, great track record. Just for giggles he googles the place. And winces at the 2.1 rating. No no no, professional...professional. He's a PR warrior too, but...

As Mike calls, "Ladies and Gentlemen, Hat Trick!"

The Hero turns paints a smile on his face and begins, "Claremont! Eyes on..." the crowd roars, "you!" And Hat Tricks continues. But something is.off. henlifts the script looks at it and tries he really does "Ben Dovers Range Rovers is a local...leader...in Claremont car sales. Good.prices, fine service..." but the crowd already can tell hes not in it. Even Mike Hawk looks worried as Hat Tricks delivery is wooden.

HT tries really. But after saying something about good interest rates he stops. His mouth opening like a trout stuck on a hook. Then he takes his helmet off and hooks it on his belt. He rubs his chin, and the crowd leans in. Hat Trick then tosses the script, "Alright look folks, you all know me as a Stand up guy. I don't jerk you around if I can help it. So let's be honest here." He sniffed, "Life is a contact sport alright? We get dinged up, bills and payments, a medical emergency, we get dented up." He points at a car thats back from the front where all the good cars are, "like that black beauty there. She's seen better days." The crowd turns almost in unison, "I mean look st it, it'd a good cars, but you wanna put dents in it after you buy it not have them there when you buy it." Hat Trick ignores the cough Mike Hawk gives. The big indigenous man continues. "The place sells good stuff, but I'd be worried about any small print you know? You wanna get something here? Rock on more power to you, but don't rush read the contract sit on it a day or two. Make sure it works. No hidden points. And if these guys say these cars are basically new, I'd ask what their definition of new is."

Mike goes.pale, the camera man snorts. An older woman in the crowd hums and nods. Someone else in the crowd can be heard saying, "He's got a point."

Mike Hawk starts towards the camera, looking angry.

But Hat Trick continues, "Im not trying tonsay don't buy here. Im saying take your time. Make sure the rates and prices are on the level. And if you feel something is off, do what I do when a rink isn't right, walk away. Its your money, not theirs don't let them tie you up on this." Not literally but its like a gong sounds. That point?

Honest.

Mike grabs the camera and whips.itnaround off Hat Trick, "Ahahaha thank you Hat Trick for that great promo...." He goes on to speak for a few more.minutes. But Hat Trick is already walking.off. shaking hands with the crowd and reporting, "Hat Trick here, ad and promo.done...I think I may have burnt a bridge though...can't say I didn't try."

He forms a length of ice and jumps on to start skating. Opening the team.slack, "Hey Folks I'm gonna make a Timmys run...."
Too chipper...to bright...


Claremont SDN Office 7:21am


Bright and early as early as many others and earlier then alot of the heroes and Phoenix folks.

That's about when Tyler gets there inches capacity as a SDN rear echelon employee. Ad soon as hea innthe door, checking in he at his PR desk grabbing one of 7 cellphones and dialing up a number.

As others of team A arrive some may witness Hat Trick in his other element. As an SDN Public Relations rep. He's speaking into that phone "Yena! Good morning sweetie justntouching base on those PR deals.we talked about earlier in the week...yeah I got some faces and names. Oh yeah. In my capacity as a PR Rep I can ask Team A how they feel about some sponsorship deals.....whoa slow down...yeah. okay so a Battery deal with Lightning Girl?" He grabs a paper pad and begins taking notes. "Energy drink deal for Payback? Ohhh yeah you all saw his work...I can ask. Did you just ask about a cereal brand for Princess? Well i can ask...Royal Oats sounds like a euphemism for sleeping around change the name but I'll ask...oh sure send me a text and an email with any other ideas your team comes up with...you got it Yena."

By the time the break room is filling up in the morning he comes in power suit tight around his muscular body. And far too awake for those who aren't early birds.

With a smile and a orange juice im hand he chuckles gently, "good morning team A. How are we all recovering from yesterdays work day?" His chiseled scarred up face split by a smile.

He looks around the room.snd smiles, "so while I got a few of you here." He lifts the paper pad. Then the phone and grins, "Hows a quick talk about brand deals sound to a few of you." He rounds on Princess his smile turning shark like , "So I have a cereal company looking for someone with a regal bearing. They like your work. The deal could supplement you paycheck and get your name to a wider audience. They wanted to call it Royal Oats but thats a working title, so..." and he starts in on a pitch. But even while doing that he looks at Payback, LG and several others on the team. That's their PR shark right there.
@Redking0380@FourtyTwo



Off to see the Egg Heads the Wonderful Eggheads of Claremont
Vanderstenk Labs
Team up with Lightning Girl and Princess


As the alerts came in and group notifications as well as Dispatch orders came through Tyler jumped to his feet, slapped his ice tech boots back on, and grabbed his gloves. He gave high fives to LG and Pwincess, "Alright team!" As LG picked up Princess and they flew out, he ran to the door leapt the 7 or 8 to the parking lot, as his feet were just about to hit the ground a length of ice shot out in front of him. HE landed feet close, and as soon as he was on the ice he pushed, big power strides, as he raced through the streets. As he goes he keeps an ear one comms, "Wait something happened down in LA? What happened? Isn't that Mecha Man and Phenomaman's turf?" He iced over a section, really got some speed, created a ramp and hurdled a length of street, flying over cars, waving as he does.

When he lands he powers forward to catch up with LG and Pwincess.




He's a few second behind when they reach the labs, he comes skipping in, having hopped off his ice. Hat Trick ran in behind the pair, and took in the scene. He narrowed his eyes at the beers can strewn about. Then the briefing about an egghead stuffinf something up a Mayan golems rear end? The fuck?

With a huff he followed the girls in.

And while Princess ran in, he stared at it.

He swallowed thickly. Then called out, "Princess, keep it busy for abit. I need to figure something out in my head really swift." He took a deep breath. Swallowing thickly, thinking back to his time as an oska peyos for his grandma way back in the day. There are better ways.

Then with a gulp he steps forward, "Princess...slowly disengage...I want to try and talk to it..."

He waits then calls out in his native tongue, "Cousin! Cousin from the South! Hold your ire. Please. We three mean you no harm, and though not my fault, I apologize on behalf of the ones who wronged you. Please! Calm your wrath let us speak. I speak in my mother tongue, Hills Cree, a trade language in the far North. Do you know it? Or perhaps francais? Please Cousin. Let us talk, soul to soul."

Hah coming from the Bruiser, known as a ice bound rock and rolla, using his brain and his gift for gab. Wonder of wonders.

The Hockey Addict and Social Flare Skater


A slightly battered Indigenous man glided his way back to SDN Claremont building. He's got his phone out in one hand, streaming a short Social as he goes.

"Claremont!" He shouts as he pushes along his ice sheets, "It's your Ice Bound Boss, that's right, Three Times! LEt's say it again, Three Times! It's Hat Trick." He glided along and spun doing a loop around a family, mother father, their teen daughter and maybe 12 year old son. Tyler hands them each a Hat Trick fan button, "That's right we're cruisin the streets here, doing the SDN Hero thing. Now I know what you're thinking, "there are socials of his tumble at the Botan. Gardens!" He chuckles, "Well yeah I took a spill, but if you know what I know about Canada Geese you'd have been as careful as I was trying to be. Those Greasy lil thing will rip your nose of and then spit down your sinuses. Lemme tell you."

He rounded the corner, "Now I tell ya, support your SDN detachment, keep an eye out, and if you feel you need help, remember your Clarmeont PD is ready to jump in, but if it's something they can't handle you get a hold of SDN. Hey it might even be me to come out and help. Now you remember Claremont, we in this together. So you remember the Call. Claremont!" The chat erupted, "Hit!" came up, emojis of body checks, hip checks and poke checks, "You right one more time! Claremont!" Another round of "Hit!" and more emojis, "Alright Claremont, I gotta sign out, back to the Office. You keep your heads up and your stick on the ice. Hat Trick out!"




He came around the corner of the driveway up to the SDN building at a decent clip, several people trailing behind him, a few people using his existing ice sheets to slip and slide in his wake. He gives a wave as he shuts off the ice sheets in front of him and walks the rest of the way.

Once inside he heads for the break room, "Wooo! See that's why the call me Hat Trick!, three Cobra chickens, one go. I ain't gonna lie that was scary. Those things are dangerous." He reaches up and plucks some duck down from his hair.

He finds a place to sit and relaxes, "Ohhh...yeah..." He joined those already here in some earned RnR.

He grins up as LG came in, "Hey saw the Dispatch reports. Nice job with the villian." He nods, then bursts out laughing, "Me? Captain Canada? Ahhh no, no no, I ain't stepping on Capt. Can's turf. I'm Hat Trick, Hero of the Rink. Captain Canada works out of SDN Toronto Central, benches 1000 pounds easy, hits like a ballistic missile and moves like a Half Back. Seriously he's a step up and beyond."

He holds out his hand, "Nice to meet you Lightning Girl."

And then the exuberance of Eclipse coming in is infectious, "Ahhh Young'un don't put yourself down you hear? There's still time." He walks over and clasps Eclipse's hand, "Give it time, give it some determination. Not everyone starts off great. I sure as hell didn't."

And then Madcap. He turns and catches his share, "Oh ho! He brings Food!" HE tears the package open, and munches down, "Emmm that's some good pork bun." He reaches out and gives Madcap a one armed bro hug, "You keep doing this and you'll go far. Hang on. Eclipse, Lightning Girl, Madcap...yeah come in here." And out comes his phone. And before they can stop him, snap snap snap snap, individual photos, a group photo of the breakroom, and then a selfie with them in the back ground, "And these are going on the Claremont company social." He chuckles.

And retreats before anyone tries to smack him for taking photos.
Day 2
Somewhere in Novy Jork
Capital Province,
Republic of Polavia


Silas had fallen asleep with the one single liquor bottle clutched close.

Loose and relaxed as they slept in the rail car.

So excuse him for being shocked as he woke in the middle of a hellscape. He looked around in confusion. Trying to make sense of whats going on. Then a big round whiskers past his left ear and he threw himself to the ground, rolled getting muddy and then into a trench. He crawled about geowping out "Ah Putanas yos." He looked up spotting Borys and Rowan, he got to his feet and roadie ran to them, "Malaka what the hell is going on...and do we have anything too..." he trailed off, some felt odd about this.
Magic...Craft...the dream felt real but everything else felt off. "What the hell is this? Who's head are we in? How do we get out?" He growled as another barrage of MG fire began. Kicking up close of dirt and mud, "ahhh i want my KS...I wanna put a few rounds down at that thing."

He looked around st those gathered, Felix, Borys, Rowan. He growled peeked over the berm, "An exit? Maybe? I'd like to return to reality thanks!"

When the group begins running he does too, staying st the back of the group ready to pick some one up if he had too. Along the way he urged them to keep going, or get in cover.

As soon as he can he does what no medic would do in a situation like this he dives for the way out.




A few minutes later he wakes groaning, "I have not drank enough to have earned this bsd of a headache." He blinks fully awake and almost chases the bottle as its yanked from his hands. "Ahhh balls keep it." He rolls to his feet and coughs, then smells coffee. He waddles over procuring a tin cup. "Dreams...who's got bad karma and pulled in half the group into a dream?" He sighs and sits the coffee. Getting to his feet again a second time and grabs his medical bag, and ta da like a stage magician one of those craftless hacks, he produces some food. Ration crackers, a pair of cookie rations, and some Polavian Jerky strips. He offers the food around, "if we gotta jump train best to do it with some food."

Maybe hes not really that big of an asshole.




When they do they jump off the train. He loads 3 big honking KS shells and ghost loads a fourth in the reciever. He slips into the formation best he can big scatter Cannon held carefully. As roles are given out he nods and moves up side up with Borys, "let's get moving then. Push comes to shove i can always blast a lock." He pats the big KS23 he looted from the machine gun jeep fight.

As they moved he helped Borys jimmy open doors, second point man position his big shotgun leading.

As they got inside he spit to the side, "can't even take care of a liquor making facility? These poor spirits." He trumped his back up against a pile of crates hearing glass clink inside "almost enough to make you cry."

He followed on Borys heel, "are we passing through or stopping here?" He asks as he holds the opposite corner as Borys moves forward.
The Public Relations Monster




Monday
13:10
Meeting Room
Claremont SDN


Fine ass suit, confident smile, sure step. Big ol Tyler Ermineskin strode into the meeting room, and there's the rest of Team A. He finds a place to wait and watch and listen. One hand in his pocket the other slowly clenching and unclenching beside his shoulder. His eyebrow flew up towards his hairline, "An entire team got reassigned and a Dispatcher got pulled? What the heck is happening in Pasadena?" He rubbed his thumb along one of the many scars on his face. Thinking to himself, curious what is going on beyond Claremont. He looked out into the rest of the office, "It's not just our team right? Claremont is pretty big just us covering the entire city is gonna be abit of a push if you ask me. But hey it's why we're here right? Push ourselves?" He grins abit. Then around at the faces of the heroes, and reformed villians on the team. "We got this."

As the room went around, people making faces, asking questions, asking for more money. He had to chuckle at that one. You get what you get around here.

But as things started to break up he figured he better go get suited up. Can't go back to the PR department at this point. Darn he does have a few Socials he has to check in on, but he can do that on the go as well. #HatTrick3timeOfficial can make some posts too. #SDNClaremont isn't the only thing on his docket.

The most Dangerous of adversaries


After getting suited up, Hat Trick, resplendent in armor, bladed hockey stick strapped to his back, tomahawk at his hip. He stretches to limber up when the Dispatch App pings him. Bringing up his phone he checks...

"Hat Trick, the Botanical Gardens are asking if we have anyone who's able to help manage some escaped Canadian Goose? I'd send Matthieu but.....I will take the other Canadian we get. Please don't kill them. Or you're doing our PR."

He had to stop and look at the dispatch for a second before he stomped out the door, and with a crunch a layer of rink grade ice extended ahead of him. Typing into the app he responds, "Hat Trick here, gotcha, hey can I get a verification before I get there, is this goose as in singular, or was that supposed to be Canada Geese like in plural...because I read it as Geese, and that scares me...I'll take care of it."

Stepping onto the ice he pushes off, more sheets extending out in front of him, more then a few people jump up and out of the way as his strong legs carry him towards the Botanical Gardens. He didn't even know the place housed Canadian Geese at all. This ought to be interesting.

Takes him abit to get there, flashing his SDN approved Hero Credentials, a security guard stopping him to point out that there is indeed more then one! And more then one of them is a little irate. Hat Trick winces as he watches no less then three harrass Garden patrons, "Yeah...okay...sure. I thought I left all these Cobra Chickens back home in Canada. Alright just...try and keep people out of the way." With a deep breath, because even the strongest of Canadians know that a Canada Goose can lay waste to the bravest of men he extends some ice ahead of him. Reaching down he clicks his mic and speaker set on, "CLAREMONT!" His voice roars. More then a few people, kids, adults, teens, hear the call, someone whispering, "Is that Hat Trick! Oh my god!" Hat Trick calling again, "CLAREMONT!" And this time people answer, "All ears!" He grins, "Come on now! CLAREMONT!" And a larger answer as people come closer but stay well out of the way of the irate Murder Birds. The answer of, "All ears!" Comes again.

He skates a ring around the geese carefully, "There we go! Claremont I can hear you! We got a problem, and here they are sending your man! Your Ice Track Bruiser. Let's get some noise!" A cheer goes up as he lowers his stance, and shoots forward, a low thin glaze of ice to allow him to slide forward, he hunkers down, holds out his hand...and snatches the first of the three geese before it can round on him, the beast flapping and crying out and hissing at the black haired rink rat. Hat Trick lets out a sound somewhere between Triumph and "I-near-crapped-my-pants".

With Goose in hand, and power strides to get himself moving again he curls back around and makes for the second of the irate cobra chickens. Cheering begins as the crowd watches. Keeping his capture out of range of a face ripping, he leans down to make two grabs at the second danger bird. Missin gthe first and catching a tail on the second, hauling it back up, held by the neck with the first.

And the crowd lets out a horrified gasp as the third goose realizes something is wrong. Hat Trick comes back around to get a goose in the face! And he can't help but call out, "Ahhh Cobra Chicken!" But somehow he catches it with his free hand. Looses his balance and rolls to a stop on a grassy patch. Even as cheers go up for a good job, he can see people taking pictures, that's gonna be all over the Net in no time.

The App pings, Dispatch getting an update "Mission Complete. I got a face full of feathers and three irate Canadian Murder Chickens in hand. I'll hand them off to Animal Control then start my trip back."
@FourtyTwo

hello there, been looking at this for abit. And drew up a CS. Hope this is okay.

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