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6 yrs ago
Current If you get a bigger bed you will have more bed room, but less bedroom
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6 yrs ago
So you open the door and enter your bathroom,wash your hands for 20sec then close the door when u leave.Right, you touched the doorknob before and after the washing.The faucet too. It's all pointless.
7 yrs ago
Exactly. You should reply with "I'm very interested, let's move this over to skype ;)" Anything less and it shows you're not fully committed.
8 yrs ago
Huh...was just watching some hentai as per usual when,amidst all the moaning and squelching sounds"Anastasia - Once Upon a December"violin version started playing.Well it was kinda emotional decision.
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8 yrs ago
I've read too many Isekai game-like novels. So I'm always spamming crappy jokes with the hope that with time my Humor Skill will level up and I'll start spitting good ones.
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The only thing I'm "sad" about is that the way my life is going, it's going to be a hellride with a disappointing and unfulfilling end. My road is set ahead of me and I feel powerless to achieve what I desire or even have peace of mind. Time is taken from me whilst my by the day depleting will for change and something better is draining away with it.-Someone actually wrote that.

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*Munch Munch Munch Crunch*
*Swallow noise*
*Loud Burp*


Straightening up, one hand on his back and with the other he conjured a napkin and courtly wiped his lips.
With a formal stance and tone he started:"First, allow me to say that your snakes are exquisite. A breed of this kind..you can only find it in your home. So thank you for the meal."

Saying that he added in a dissmisive manner:"And no, I don't know any witch tubers or test hunters."- while switching his attention from the snake girl to his bag of snakes.
Opening the bag he picked 2 little snakes before closing it again. Eating one snake as a spaghetti string he started observing the snake human. She smelled familiar, well maybe not she herself but some smell here was triggering his memories.
"Hmmmmm"
*Sniff Sniff*
"Definitely remember this fragrance, is this a limited edition parfume?"- the clown added as he breathed the air around him deeply, which also included a lot of poison.
At that moment his body froze, muscles spasming as he stopped in his tracks. His super regenerative ability would easily have outhealed the damage the poison/toxin caused to his muscle cells but doing what he did, snorting half the damn poison in one go, it would take a few more seconds for the healing to begin taking effect, definitely enough for the woman to land a lethal attack.
"Ouch"- he murmured as his body stiffened beyond comfortable levels.
Ang from Avatar???
*looks CS*
AHH, Angharad. Sure, Lazarus will be happy to play with her. ;P
Perfect..flawed, your looking at it the wrong way, those things don't matter. He is just fooling around like..Imagine if a game like SAO was developed, he is the troll of the game. He does things based on achieving maximum self pleasure not maximum damage potential or effectiveness.
Maybe..
So it says and as I wrote in my post, one reason for Lazarus to come was to visit the Glow Woods, more like a side reason since he doesn't care that much.

But if the Glow Woods haven't changed place these past eons then Lazarus should be able to find them..I think.
@Noxx I'm literary wandering the forest eating your snakes...

Edit: Maybe I wasn't clear and mixed the Glow Wood and Forest. I'm in the Forest.
@13org Shhh, don't disturb the man. His 1 week to however long it might be vacation was long overdue.
@ArenaSnow The phone type doesn't matter. Just use "Docs" program or install it from Play Store if you don't have it.
Open "Word" on your phone, click on the three dots vertically on top of each other on the top right corner, click "Find and replace..."
Type
????
On the find bar located at the top and then insert the numbers of your desired color in the replace bar located at the bottom and then just spam the confirm button.
@ArenaSnow

Also can I be an Archbishop? Have a history of being one to be exact.
@Rivaan
I often forget users have signatures.(never remembered)
It lags my phone and they are distracting as hell so I have removed them.
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