Recent Statuses

2 yrs ago
Current They can take your world. They can take your heart. Cut you loose from all you know. But if it's your fate....then every step forward will always be a step closer to home
2 yrs ago
For life...and for light, together we FIGHT!
2 yrs ago
Me to my wife: "Will me talking on the phone bother you while you're reading?" Wife: "No, as long as you don't talk to me." Lmao
2 yrs ago
Everyone around me seems to be having mental breakdowns. Since I can't beat them, I may as well join them.
2 yrs ago
Don't mind me. Carry on.
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GREETINGS to all the viewers of my page. Allow me to introduce myself. I am Blind Bandit. My real name shall remain a mystery for the time being. Until such a time where we acquaint one another, here's a little bit about myself.

I'm one of the greatest mysteries you'll ever discover. I'm one of a kind, yet your average Joe. Extraordinary with a twist of normality. Elegantly charming, yet mischievously cunning. A handsome fellow, however not as handsome as you may dream me to be.

"Curious? I thought so." he says while smirking.
Please, grab a refreshment, perhaps a snack or two and come chat with me.

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I ship @Altered Tundra and @Blind Bandit.

I make no apologies.

You will be after you see our little video collection.
I ship tortilla chips and salsa because I am hungry.
And I still don't understand what happened.

Trust us, you don't want to.
@Altered Tundra
Seems like an awesome friend to have. 😁 Plus, you like Kingdom Hearts? +1 awesomeness

So, me and my wife have been playing a game of Monopoly, Sorry, and Trouble at least once a month for the past 4 months. I am undefeated in every single game thus far.
Welcome to the guild.

Cause baby you're a FIIIIRRREEEEWOOORK!!!!
I am not a bandit. But I am blind.
Joining a roleplay forum to update a bio... Intriguing.

Welcome to the family guild. Enjoy your stay. If you ever need/want a friend my profile is always a click away.

Hope you have fun here.
I like to cook. I may not be very creative in my writing, but in the kitchen I'm like an artist.
Dark humor mixed with randomness is like the perfect combination ever created. I'm just like that as well. Free spirit, no filter with dark humor and randomness flowing out my wazoo.

Welcome to the guild, enjoy your time here.
My phone screen has a giant crack in it and I don't know how it got there. One minute it was on my pillow, the next, it has a crack. No one touched it.
... Is my house haunted??
Well hello and welcome to the Guild. There's rp's a plenty of every type (not sure about the LARPing though, I'll double check with my manager) so I'm sure you'll get your fill and then some.

Enjoy your time here.
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