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5 yrs ago
Current "I'm an actor. I will say anything for money." -- Also Charlton Heston
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6 yrs ago
Starting up a preimum service of content from actors like Radcliffe, Day-Lewis, Bruhl, and Craig. Calling it OnlyDans.
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6 yrs ago
Please, guys. The status bar is for more important things... like cringe status updates.
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6 yrs ago
Gotta love people suddenly becoming apolitical when someone is doing something they approve of.
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6 yrs ago
Deleting statuses? That's a triple cringe from me, dog.
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No use crying over spilled milk, guys. What's happened has happened, all we can do is just move on and try to act reasonable, rational, and try to have fun as well.


Britain in upheaval! Canada to join the Union?
-- New York Tribune headline

I was called to Washington by the Tall Man [Pres. Lincoln] today. Our meeting to discuss the ongoing strategy of the war was productive, and ventured into the subject of the Canadian question. The Tall Man was mum on the ideas I wrote to you about. He told me to worry about Lee's flanks to the south before turning eyes to the north, but the fact still remains that if he can give me the right amount of men and material, we can be in Montreal within a month, the entire country annexed to the United States within six months. Perhaps your blunter approach will have a better effect than my politicking?

I forever remain you humble servant,
GBM

-- George McClellan to Secretary of War Edwin Stanton

Gentlemen, I look across the ocean and see that the chickens have finally come to roost for those British warmongers! A mad queen, a weak-willed prince turned Prime Minister, and now riots and civil war. We are watching now what happens to those that support slavery, the divine punishment from the Almighty is a stern one. While I am never in favor of kicking a man while he is down, I do subscribe to the maxim: an eye for an eye. They declared war on us and tried to seize our lands while we battle rebellion and upheaval, I say we return the favor. We must finish the job we tried to do in 1812, we must put an end to British colonialism in North America once and for all by taking Canada and throwing the British from this continent once and for all. That is why that I move that we vote upon a resolution to send armed men and equipment north of the border to drive the British out!

-- Representative Thaddeus Stevens on the House floor.

House of Representatives Passes Canadian Annex Resolution 83-75
-- Boston Herald headline

This body, formed by our Founders, was created with the purpose to act wisely against the rash decisions of the people, to weigh the consequences and political ramifications before acting. I am afraid this decision ranks among the most rash ones our brothers in the House have ever come up with. We cannot look to Canada while we still have armed rebels in the south! To meddle in Britain's affairs at this junction will make hypocrites of us all. The Senate is the dam that holds back the tide of hot-blooded public opinion, and we must all act with common sense and cold logic and vote down this resolution!

-- Senator Preston King speaking on the Senate floor.

Canadian Resolution Voted Down by Senate, 42-2
-- Detroit Free Press headline

This past week and all this commotion and I am reminded about the farmer who tried to go to market and loaded up his wagon and set up to leave, but he hadn't gotten his horse out the field. That's what we are, a farmer who has to get a horse before we can even think about going to market. Let us worry about putting our own affairs in order, about preserving our Union, before we can even think about the future or expansion. I say that at this time, I have no plans or any notion to send armed forces across our border. What is going on across the Atlantic, and what is going on to the north, is a concern of Canada and Great Britain. We asked to govern our own affairs and put our own house in order, and now we will let Britain do the same.

-- Abraham Lincoln
No doubt he'll go into much greater detail during the update.
Call off your blockade and get those troops out of Canada and we'll talk about forgiveness.
Outcast said
If you're quick.


War orders and general orders edited. I'll get to the peace treaties next turn.
Pasta Sentient said
Weren't those very...'establishment' types though? Like only the rich and those of certain status could get in?


That was with the House of Lords. House of Commons is a different story.
Pasta Sentient said
Not sure how all the politics will work out, but considering that all these people are now getting equal representation shouldn't they be happy?


They were getting representation before with the Houses of parliament. The only thing that really changes is that your PM or president or whatever you'll call it is now the head of state instead of the Queen.
AegonVI said
@Byrd Man, have you sent in your orders yet?


Yes, but I may have to rework them now. Is it possible to edit them, Bossman Outcast?
I have a feeling Outcast is going to have an aneurysm any day now.
I never officially declared war on anyone, but I will sign peace treaties with France and Greece. I might have to wait for the next round of orders to ratify it, though.
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