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Current "I'm an actor. I will say anything for money." -- Also Charlton Heston
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Starting up a preimum service of content from actors like Radcliffe, Day-Lewis, Bruhl, and Craig. Calling it OnlyDans.
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6 yrs ago
Please, guys. The status bar is for more important things... like cringe status updates.
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6 yrs ago
Gotta love people suddenly becoming apolitical when someone is doing something they approve of.
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6 yrs ago
Deleting statuses? That's a triple cringe from me, dog.
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I know Aageon just letting you know OOC
And if the Fort Pillow Massacre happens Forest will hang.
Jeff Davis and Bobby Lee weren't executed OTL and I don't plan to execute anyone but the people running Andersonville if it still exists.


A Message to Rebel High Command


I am hereby authorized by the President of the United States to offer terms of surrender to the Southern Rebels occupying the city of Charleston. The Federal Government's terms of surrender are thus:

1. All Rebel forces will lay down their arms, all soldiers being granted free pass back to their homes after Federal forces have taken their weapons, ammunition, and artillery. Any Rebel owning a horse will be allowed to keep it.

2. All Rebel states will allow for readmission back into the United States of America and vow to uphold the nation's laws and constitution, as well as any and all constitutional amendments that have passed since their attempted rebellion.

In addition, I have warrants of arrest signed by the Attorney General of the United States for the following individuals, all wanted for High Treason and Crimes Against the United States:

Sen. Jefferson Davis (MS),
Mr. Alexander H. Stephens (GA),
Mr. Judah P. Benjamin (LA),
Mr. Stephen R. Mallory (FL)
Col. Robert E. Lee (VA)
Maj. George Henry Thomas (VA)
Maj. PGT Beauregard (LA)
Brig. General Albert S. Johnston (TX)
Mr. Nathan Bedford Forrest (TN)

Two massive Union armies are on the outskirts of South Carolina, slavery has been abolished in the Union. We have blockaded your coasts and cut off your lifelines to the outside world. You have nothing left to fight for. Prolonged resistance will only mean the suffering of more men on both sides of this bloody conflict. We do not wish to harm any more Southern men, but your actions in the following twenty-four hours will make the choice for us. Surrender with honor, or fight without honor until your bitter end. The choice is yours.

Lt. General Ulysses S. Grant
Commanding General, US Army
Shut up, Stein. I'm declaring war on whatever country you get as soon as you enter the game.
Colfax was from Indiana. I chose him because I didn't want Hamlin or Johnson. Just be thankful I didn't go with my gut choice of Thaddeus Stevens.
bigscreech said
You'd be screwed if it was as he is super incompetent and will easily derail your war effort. And if it is a radical republican then the South will truly fight to the bitter end.


I went with Schuyler Colfax, a Radicalish Republican who was Speaker of the House. I figure with me already passing the 13th Amendment the South will fight tooth and nail regardless.
bigscreech said
Maybe if you are lucky Ageon next update Lincoln will be assassinated and you'll only have to contend with the illiterate Andrew Johnson as it is 1865:p


Ugh. Andrew Johnson. I don't think it showed in the update, but I made sure to change Lincoln's running mate for the '64 election to someone else.
A guy, or two guys, can dream!
I would like to try WiR 1900 again. From Abe to Teddy. Bully!
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