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12 days ago
Current The bugs are back.
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2 mos ago
If this watch breaks, the foreign exchange market will take a twenty-eight percent hit. People will die.
5 mos ago
bro aren't you 15 go do your homework instead of screaming about your WIFEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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5 mos ago
"No. This is somewhere to be. This is all you have, but it's still something. Streets and sodium lights. The sky, the world. You're still alive."
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7 mos ago
Thеy needed a stealth soldier, so I put my hands on the hibachi hot plate at Benihana and burned my fuckin fingerprints off. They will not find me.
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Absolute clown. Dark and gritty superhero fan fiction guaranteed or your money back.




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Alrighty then. Two things to ask:
Do you want us to put them in the OOC or the CHAR tab? Also, can we add things to the sheet (I.E. personality, appearance, gender, etc.)?
Character sheet...?
@RainbowFactory
Unlike Papyrus, Sans didn't even answer the questions as they came. He just looked at Kim as she belted out question after question, then says "yep." And then doesn't say anything at all, waiting for Papyrus or Kim to say something. "WELL, COME ALONG NOW SANS! WE NEED TO FIND SOMETHING TO ENTERTAIN THIS CHILD SO THAT SHE STOPS PLAGUING US WITH THESE QUESTIONS!"
@RainbowFactory
Papyrus glares at Kim, then knocks on the door. "SANS!" Sans then opens it and peeks his head out. He looks at Kim, then says "i gotta socket to ya, those skele-puns were good." He pauses, and a rimshot plays. "now what did you want papyrus?"
"YOU KNOW VERY WELL WHAT I WANT! I WISH FOR YOU TO LET US INTO YOUR ROOM! AND, LATER, I WANT YOU TO KEEP THE HUMAN IN YOUR ROOM BECAUSE I, THE GREAT PAPYRUS, DON'T ALLOW ANY GIRLS IN MY ROOM! OR BOYS! ONLY PAPYRUS IS ALLOWED IN!"
"ok." Sans then closes the door.
"SANS! LET US INSIDE!"
"ok." The door doesn't open. "youre already inside so its alright."
"SANS! I MEANT LET US INTO YOUR ROOM!"
"ok." Sans opens the door, allows Papyrus and Kim inside, then kicks them out two seconds after they walk in. "you didnt say how long."
"SANS! I MEANT LET US STAY IN YOUR ROOM FOR SOME TIME!"
"oh. well why didnt you say so?" Sans then opens the door for the two, and they walk in, the door magically shutting behind them.
@HangYourSecrets
A life? Oh yeah, I think I have one of those!
EDIT: I asked if I could switch to long-term, then I saw the post above, edited it, and then I made this edit. Just explaining to future RP-spelunkers looking through old threads.
@Aisling
Wait, so you just need people to post? Should've said so earlier, I'll get to posting ASAP!
@Bryn
> Be me.
> Be not GM.
> See reply to RP I'm in.
> See question for GM.
> Reply in greentext.
> Yeah, I think it's still open.
@RainbowFactory
She could hear a faint sound of music... The same 22 second song repeating over and over again. "AH, YES. IT'S A MESS IN THERE. TROMBONES, TREADMILLS, SOCKS... DESPICABLE!"
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