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12 days ago
Current The bugs are back.
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2 mos ago
If this watch breaks, the foreign exchange market will take a twenty-eight percent hit. People will die.
5 mos ago
bro aren't you 15 go do your homework instead of screaming about your WIFEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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5 mos ago
"No. This is somewhere to be. This is all you have, but it's still something. Streets and sodium lights. The sky, the world. You're still alive."
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7 mos ago
Thеy needed a stealth soldier, so I put my hands on the hibachi hot plate at Benihana and burned my fuckin fingerprints off. They will not find me.
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Absolute clown. Dark and gritty superhero fan fiction guaranteed or your money back.




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Speaking of joint-posts, would anyone want to do one with Richard? I don't just want him to be in the background for too long, haha.
'Air,' Tom thought to himself, 'I need air.' He was frantically swimming around near the floor of the lake, searching for... God knows what. He had been under the water for a minute or so, the boys that threw him in there probably long gone, and his vision was fading.

Then, he saw it: a painting, depicting a castle, at the bottom of the lake. Blue, sparkling currents were circling around the picture, and Tom reached out to grab it... Only to, in a matter of seconds, be sucked in and appear some odd feet in the air.

Tom spat out some water, then looked down, before falling a dozen or so feet onto the ground. "AHHHHHHHHHHH!" He shrieked as he fell, thinking he was about to die. But, he didn't.

When he landed, he was still soaking wet and began to cough. Looking up, Tom saw the castle from the painting, and mutters "Fuuuuuuuuuugh..." Before his head hit the grass and he passed out from exhaustion.
@Aisling, you do know that I took room 9 for Tom, right? Because it's not in the OOC. Just bringing it to your attention.
@Ulstermann, we gonna start soon?
Bump.
Oh ho ho, this sounds awesome. I like idea 1, but I'm fine with whatever you pick.
@guineamania, @VitaVitaAR
As the duo were approaching the Corvette, Owen heard a loud BOOM sound coming from it, most likely from an explosive. "Oh I've got a bad feeling about this..." He said, his voice taking on a panicked tone. "A very bad feeling." With that, Owen turned on his commlink and tried to contact any of his squadron: "Come in, come in, this is Red Seven, do any of you copy?" He waited for a response.
Would it be alright if I put my character in the CHAR tab and add personality and bio later? I'm still not sure what kind of character I want him to be or where I want him to have came from.
@RainbowFactory
"AH, YES, BONE TRAINING." Said Papyrus as he walked towards the door, Sans also following. "IT IS A MUST THAT WE GO OUTSIDE! COMMENCE THE CONVENIENTLY PLACED TRANITION!" Then, in a flash, the trio are outside in the snow.
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