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11 days ago
Current The bugs are back.
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2 mos ago
If this watch breaks, the foreign exchange market will take a twenty-eight percent hit. People will die.
5 mos ago
bro aren't you 15 go do your homework instead of screaming about your WIFEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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5 mos ago
"No. This is somewhere to be. This is all you have, but it's still something. Streets and sodium lights. The sky, the world. You're still alive."
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7 mos ago
Thеy needed a stealth soldier, so I put my hands on the hibachi hot plate at Benihana and burned my fuckin fingerprints off. They will not find me.
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Absolute clown. Dark and gritty superhero fan fiction guaranteed or your money back.




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@Cam

Ah, I know what you mean. I like to play characters that are loveable rogues (a la Han Solo or the less gritty portrayals of Robin Hood), but occasionally I just go in a completely different direction (usually, in any RPs with teenage protagonists, I'll play as a shy nerdy kid).

Anyway, we better stop talking or move this conversation to PM, unless we want to derail the thread.
@Cam

Damn right. Gonna be fun playing as this character again (played him and Owen in an off-site Star Wars RP before, definitely had a lot of fun with it).
@Cam

Oooh, I like the sound of that. Look at us; we already have a recurring joke thought up and the game hasn't even started yet!
@Cam

I have seen it. Dude needs a haircut. But anyway, if you're serious about wanting the hat for your character, I can have Cal give it to you once the game starts up.
The hat is awesome, but the man wants to feel the wind in his hair, dammit!
I did it! Tell me if I need to add or correct anything. EDIT: Cal will keep the hat after all.

@Simple Unicycle Feel free to edit your post if you'd like to include the twins in your post!


Did just that.

And damn my fat fingers, I accidentally thanked that post when I meant to quote you!
As he took the key, Six's mind was almost blown from how joyful he was to get room 6. Ooohh, yes yes yes yes yes yes yes! It's all falling into place! He thought to himself. Rather than let the joy show on his face or in his speech, Six nodded coolly and pocketed the key.

"Thank you, Landowner," he says calmly and coolly, "I trust this place will prove to be an interesting place to escape from. Er, I mean live in." He hastily corrects. They don't need to be onto him yet, not this early...

"And an alarm clock in the morning, you say? Well, I do need to get up early to plan my esca- I mean exercise. Yes, I meant exercise." He corrects himself once more. "So when does this 'alarm clock' usually sound?"

Six then looked at the two people, who looked nearly identical. Twins, he presumed. What really surprised him was the tails and ears. "Hey, uh, what's with the ears and tails you two?" He asks them, raising a brow.
A cab rolls up to the gate, and emerging from it a young man in a trench coat with the number '6' sewn onto the right breast. This, of course, was George DeWitt; or Number Six or just Six. Six strolled up to the gate, muttering to himself "so this is where they'll lock me up..." He read the sign, then called over to a girl nearby, whom he presumed was the landowner: "A new prisoner is here, miss!"

(Sorry for how short this is and also sorry if there are any typos; I'm on mobile and will be for a while)
Almost done with my CS, just need to do the history and I'm done; gonna finish up tomorrow as I'm going to bed soon. Everyone be on the lookout for a pickpocket with superspeed turned master thief.
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