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11 days ago
Current The bugs are back.
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2 mos ago
If this watch breaks, the foreign exchange market will take a twenty-eight percent hit. People will die.
5 mos ago
bro aren't you 15 go do your homework instead of screaming about your WIFEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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5 mos ago
"No. This is somewhere to be. This is all you have, but it's still something. Streets and sodium lights. The sky, the world. You're still alive."
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7 mos ago
Thеy needed a stealth soldier, so I put my hands on the hibachi hot plate at Benihana and burned my fuckin fingerprints off. They will not find me.
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Here. Just waiting for the plot to advance so I can post. Might squeeze into one of the various situations going on (actually, I think there's only one or two... I dunno, been a while since I checked the IC).
"Uh oh, fell in love again, what am I gonna tell my friends?" Six sings along with his radio, whilst making pancakes. "It just happened, you walked through my door, now I don't wanna be, alone no more..." And with that he flipped the pancake in the air, planning to catch it with the pan...

MEANWHILE, OUTSIDE:

"SANTA ISN'T REAAAAAAAAAAAAL! AGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!"


BACK TO SIX'S ROOM:

Six heard Yagamine's scream and a loud thud outside. This distracted him, and the pancake fell on his head. He sighed. "Well, something was bound to happen today. I should probably get back to planning my escape..." Then Six realized they could be listening in on him! "TO THE POOL THAT IS, HAHAHAHA, TOTALLY DON'T WANT TO ESCAPE THIS APARTMENT." He quickly added.

With a sigh, he took the pancake off his head and tossed it in the trash can. He threw on his trench coat, brushed the bits of pancake out of his hair, then walked into the bathroom. The fresh bruise was still on his face, and he touched it lightly. It stung, and he winced. 'Enough dilly-dallying, I have to go outside.' Six thought.

Food and planning his escape would have to wait it seemed; first and foremost he needed to check out what the loud noises outside were. The scream was undeniably Yagamine's, but what was that thud? Walking outside of the apartment, he saw the Landlady carrying boxes that looked far too big for her to be carrying. And there was a lot more on the ground. "Need a little help, miss?" Six asks.
The rest of the introductions weren't exactly interesting to Travis (except for Arden's, as it led to his body feeling a LOT heavier), and when they were finally finished Nightwing walked through the teleporter. 'Oh hey, it's the former Robin. Or Nightwing I guess. Wait, what happened to the other Robin, Tim?' Travis thinks to himself, but that thought is silenced by an unknown force.

Nightwing then explained they were being deployed. Travis' eyes lit up and he grinned widely under his mask. A mission. His first mission with these people. 'This is gonna be awesome!' he thinks to himself. Then Nightwing explained the mission: they were up against... People floating and killer objects. Well, that's, uh... Interesting?

When Nightwing told them what they would be doing, he called them by their real names rather than their aliases. "Aww man, why'd he have to use my real name?" Travis says once Nightwing is out. "Well, there goes the 'man of mystery' motif..." He sighs, scratching the back of his head. "Anyway, let's get this show on the road. Killer chairs? I can handle that!" He says, before practically skipping over to the teleporter to follow Flash.
@Caits and whoever else.

Walter was confused by the sudden burst of activity around him. Like, really. He felt like he zoned out for a bit and his brain hurt but finally, he snapped out of it, seeing Penelope, the villain who kidnapped the other students (some of whom were his 'friends', if you could call them that). A sudden burst of rage hit Walter, and he aimed his grappling hook at a beam right behind Penelope.

He fired, soaring across the jet and landing right behind Penelope. "Rookie sensation Walter P. Dreiberg is at the plate," Walter announced, "can he get a home run?" And, with that, he roundhouse kicked Penelope in the back of the head. "Out of the stadium! The crowd goes wild! The crowd goes wild! The crowd goes wild!"
Soooo... @NarayanK... We gonna end the episode yet?
Mattmanganon hasn't been on in, like, two days. I think it's safe to skip him.
As soon as Sound EFX let out his scream, Phantom covered his ears. God that was loud. There was some ringing in his ears, but that didn't matter; he needed to get Reaper out of there, safe and sound. So, he quickly jumped down onto the ground, ran over to Reaper, grabbed him and threw him over his shoulder like a sack of potatoes, then used his grappling gun to shoot up to the rafters. He put Reaper down, then said: "Miss us?"
*cough*
Oh.
Penelope is on the jet.
I'll try to get a post up of Walter doing something I guess.
Okay, make that a sausage + android that identifies as male fest.
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