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25 days ago
Current @DocTachyon that would be based I think
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1 mo ago
The bugs are back.
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3 mos ago
If this watch breaks, the foreign exchange market will take a twenty-eight percent hit. People will die.
6 mos ago
bro aren't you 15 go do your homework instead of screaming about your WIFEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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6 mos ago
"No. This is somewhere to be. This is all you have, but it's still something. Streets and sodium lights. The sky, the world. You're still alive."
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Absolute clown. Dark and gritty superhero fan fiction guaranteed or your money back.




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@Sir Lurksalot

Kid Question takes one look at the scene, then pulls out a phone and snaps a picture.

"For future enjoyment, and potential blackmail."
@Sir Lurksalot
I loved that episode. We need to do that for a mission.
@Sir Lurksalot
Dude, the two episodes of Brave and the Bold with Red Hood were my favorites in the series. Then again, I haven't seen much of the series, so... Yeah.
is this your fetish?


I know this is a serious question but that made me laugh my ass off.
I just woke my dog up and he kind of stared at me in annoyance before going back to sleep.
All aboard the hype train!

*choo choo*




Dude, I grew up on re-runs of the 60s Batman show. It was just too good. I broke down in tears when I heard Adam West died.

Also, earlier I saw mention of the shark repellent. I actually made a reference to that in my CS, when I mentioned Vic's lack of gadgets.
@The Angry Goat Jim might suggest Lexmart high quality plant food for The Warden

I think you mean fertilizer.

EDIT: I just googled it. Apparently there is such thing as plant food.
My life is a lie.
I liked Mystery Men, but it's shame it was released at a kind of awkward time; it was released too late for parodies of the Joel Schumacher Batman movies to still be relevant, and too early to parody the darkness and grittiness that was popularized by Batman Begins.
@Weird Tales
Question is gonna get a kick out of Mr. Clutch.

"Markets sponsors during vigilantism. Unlikely to perform heroic acts without benefit to sponsors. If sponsor gains client from vigilantism, will earn him more money. Possibly Jewish? Must investigate further." - Vic's totally not kinda racist reaction.
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