Shitty post is shitty but I don't want to hold up Doc anymore than I have.
Captain Uni
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The Artist Formerly Known As Simple Unicycle
STATUS: The bugs are back. 7 days ago
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The bugs are back.
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2 mos ago
If this watch breaks, the foreign exchange market will take a twenty-eight percent hit. People will die.
5 mos ago
bro aren't you 15 go do your homework instead of screaming about your WIFEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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"No. This is somewhere to be. This is all you have, but it's still something. Streets and sodium lights. The sky, the world. You're still alive."
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Thеy needed a stealth soldier, so I put my hands on the hibachi hot plate at Benihana and burned my fuckin fingerprints off. They will not find me.
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Bio
Absolute clown. Dark and gritty superhero fan fiction guaranteed or your money back.
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Night
Outside what used to be the Crossroads Saloon; Warpath, Texas
ISSUE #15
GHOST RIDERS IN THE SKY
FINALE
GHOST RIDERS IN THE SKY
FINALE
”It’s okay. You can rest, now.” The Spirit touched the boys face. Fire danced off of his fingertip. The boy smiled. The funeral pyre had begun.
“Thank you.”
I couldn't believe what I was seeing.
What was my friend had arisen from the ruins of the saloon, approaching one Hunter who was just barely clinging to what remains of his undead life. As if in a blink of an eye the Hunter transformed into a man, a boy really. Greg, or what I think is Greg, brought the boy into his arms, and after exchanging some words fire began to spread from the skeletal man's finger tips, engulfing the Hunter - or what was the Hunter - in flames. He didn't scream. He just gave a smile as he went.
Greg really wasn't kidding when he said I'd be seeing some weird shit.
It was then that the exhaustion of the last few days and the shock of seeing these kind of things finally set in. I closed my eyes and collapsed to the ground, letting sleep overcome me.
Two Days Later; Morning
Leaving Warpath, Texas
Leaving Warpath, Texas
The day before had been spent fixing up the barricade around town after the stress that it had went under. Greg was perfectly fine, somehow, and... Even after explaining it I was still a little confused about the whole thing. It was a bit of a mind fuck, knowing that I was buddy buddy with a guy who had the literal embodiment of vengeance within him. But honestly, after I just fought hellspawn or something close to it, I shouldn't be too surprised.
Greg saw me off in my van. I said that once I was through traveling across the country, I'd swing back around and see about helping him out again on my way back to New York. For now, I had no real destination. It was just me, my van, the open road, and enough ordnance to supply a Goddamn army. And you know what? I wouldn't have it any other way.
"Let's ride."
Hello there! I was wondering if I could join
Yep, you're free to join at any time. Just make a character.
Well, might as well hop in. Haven't really used many canon characters in my posts though. Might be missing a few, I'll comb through my posts later. This is what I can remember.
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See, I decided to go the opposite way with it where I take what should've been a month-long arc and turn it into my entire season. Simple misunderstanding, really.
It happens. Gets lost somewhere along the way in your mind. Like bureaucracy.
Captain America will be posted tonight. It may be a little rushed, but when you've got 30 posts until an MME and you still need at least 2 posts to finish your arc (and that's the compressed version)... you take what you can get.
>Not finishing your arc in a month and then bullshitting your way through the rest of the game.
I'm shipping Punisher and Vigilante you can't stop me.
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Yeah, but it might be like a one-piece body glove.
Also, pretty sure if Thor was pantsed, he'd just stand there proudly.
Something something original joke about sex scenes.
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See now you changed it again.
Oh no. I've been bamboozled! @Lord Wraith YOU PLANNED THIS, DIDN'T YOU!?
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Needs more Otters.
Better?
EDIT: For future clarity, because I'm never using it again, I changed my pfp to this.
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