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Recent Statuses

7 days ago
Current The bugs are back.
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2 mos ago
If this watch breaks, the foreign exchange market will take a twenty-eight percent hit. People will die.
5 mos ago
bro aren't you 15 go do your homework instead of screaming about your WIFEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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5 mos ago
"No. This is somewhere to be. This is all you have, but it's still something. Streets and sodium lights. The sky, the world. You're still alive."
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6 mos ago
Thеy needed a stealth soldier, so I put my hands on the hibachi hot plate at Benihana and burned my fuckin fingerprints off. They will not find me.
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Bio

Absolute clown. Dark and gritty superhero fan fiction guaranteed or your money back.




Most Recent Posts

Uni and ruining things, name a more iconic duo.


Maxx and not providing context
And Maxx posts a meme with absolutely no context.

I will provide.

Might be interested in this.


Gonna try to get a post up tomorrow too.
This might be a stupid question but what is the current in game year? I'm working in a flashback and I need to know the date.


Pretty sure it's 2019, but I'm not too sure on the specific date.
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YOU CAN'T STOP ME FOOL
I'm making the Question as my secondary next season and no one can fucking stop me
Like I told Pyro on Discord, I kinda have no clue where to go with my character, and after mulling it over the last few days I'm gonna be dropping this. Sorry for not doing anything, and also for promising a post that never came.
Star Lord takes the 500th OOC post, 2019 (Colorized)

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