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Alexander winced at the sight of his clone getting destroyed "Okay, the door is off limits, good to know." While his gut instinct was to help deal with the guards, he had to focus on getting the others here. Looking at the hammer now stuck to his hand 'Annoying, but unlike the cuffs, this doesn't stop me from using magic, so I can deal with it. Hey...wait a second' Rushing to the side of the door, he hit the wall next to it with the mallet, creating a square shaped hole "Hah! This thing is absolutely worth it" He then stuck his head through it to see the others "The door is a no go, give me a second to make a hole over here." He quickly spawned a few clones to go aid the twins, and then began using the mallet to carve out a hole large enough to walk through


Alexander sighed "I'm not really a fan of splinting up like this...but this does seem to be our best option." He grumbled before he began to climb through the door "Huh" he briefly paused upon seeing the other side for the first time "Those are so fucked up looking clams. And it's cramped as hell in here. Fuck, this is going to suck so much" Before he fully crossed over, he applied a forcefield to himself, as well as a barrier platform to crawl over. "If we can't find anything on the other side, I'll just come back so I can bring you guys through.". With that said, he made his way through.

The trip through ended up being more annoying and creepy than dangerous. But he was able to catch up to the twins. "I don't know about you two, but I thought that was a huge fucking pain." He crawled out of the tunnel and got back to his feet. He quickly spotted the mallet and grabbed it "is this supposed to be some kind of key?" Looking around, he noticed the door with the rune on it. A few quick uses of Absolute Direction confirmed that the others were behind it. Still a little wary of the unknown rune, he summoned up a clone "You, go poke it"

"Ugh, fuck" The clone grumbled but obeyed

"Those suits of armor look suspicious to me." Alexander addressed the twins "Keep an eye on them while I try and open the door for the others. With any luck, they won't try to kill us"


After thinking about the idea of going up for a few seconds, Alexander shook his head "Nah, that's way too likely to get us caught. Breaking through to a possibly high traffic area that we can't see sounds dangerous. I know we'll have to break stealth at some point, but it seems to early to do it now. Then Alicia's mention of Light magic hit him "Wait...that might work. Alicia might be able to cut a hole or two in the walls down here for us to go though. Like in Star Wars when they use Lightsabers to cut holes in doors. I could boost her with my magic as well. The walls in here don't seem that special, so it shouldn't be-"

”Yikes…”

Alexander froze "...dammit. Lily, what did you see and how fucked are we?"


Alexander wasn't really familiar with the story of Alice in Wonderland, so he didn't recognize what scene this room was imitating. Although even if he was, he still probably wouldn't have risked drinking the wine. So ignoring that, he was left with the door that had the strange heart rune on it "I don't like the looks of that door. I might not be able to identify what that rune does specifically, but I get the feeling that we're not going to like it." he paused for a minute to think "My best guess would be that it's some sort of identification system, and will be able to tell that we're intruders if we fiddle with it too much. I think our best bet would be to go around it, or find another path. If we're not worried about leaving behind poof, we could try making some holes around the door to go through."


Alexander raised an eyebrow ''Super Map'? What kind of name is that? Ugh, whatever, anything that can help you find your way around is helpful. Especially if the interior of this place is as wacky as I think it is.' He shook his head, discarding that train of though, and then spoke again "If we do decide to split up, we might need some way to communicate with each other. If only to keep organized and share intel. I don't have anything that could do that, so I'm hopping someone else here does" As he said that, something else occurred to him 'Dammit, I bet Brittney has something on her that could help. I swear, if the one mistake that ends up costing us this fight is letting that girl drag Brittney away for distraction duty I am going to murder someone!'


Alexander was surprised to see friendlies in here, and right when they entered too. Well, friendly might be a strong word in regards to Rachael, but he at least felt sure that she would prioritize attacking Wonderland over smiting them, which was enough for now. Making sure to keep his voice from getting too loud, he spoke to the new girls "How did you guys get in here? We had to take the cross-eyes secret entrance, but you look like you're coming for the opposite direction." After a moment of thought, Alexander shook his head "Actually never mind, that doesn't matter right now." He then turned to address Rachael "I know we might not have the best history, but I think we can at least both agree that dealing Wonderland is more important then grudges. This is very much an 'all hands on deck' situation, so I suggest we work together to put an end to this" He wasn't fond of the idea, but he also didn't want to turn away potential help. He was petty, not stupid


Alexander facepalmed "So much for stealth" he grumbled as he followed after Lily, with the animals clinging to him. 'It's a shame too; I was all for the drugging them plan. It sounded stealthy and fun.' Without the guards to get in the way, making the way to the west side clear...and yet, something seemed to draw him away from..."fuck, that's right. Cross your eyes everyone! There's an enchantment pulling everyone not doing that to the main gate!" Warning delivered, he mentally kicked himself for forgetting that important detail. Unbeknownst to him; the animals were already following his orders

Before, he began to cross his eyes, he spared a glance for Brittany 'I hope she'll be okay. Sure, we might not have interacted that much...but we're jailbreak buddies now. That has to count for something...right?' That done with, he began the slightly headache inducing act of crossing his eyes to get past the defense put in place 'Fuck this feels weird. I hope we don't have to do this the whole time.'


"I remember most of it...I think" Alexander responded to Lily. "West side, three stones, archway shape, yellow blue orange. That shouldn't be too hard to find, since we know what to look for" his gaze drifted to the patrolling guards "The real problem is the watch. Don't get me wrong; I'm sure I could take these guys by myself...but that would just blow our cover. If they know we're here, then this gets a lot harder"

He looked down to the animals, "You guys look small enough to scout out for the stones we're looking for" The three animals stood at attention "...and smart enough to know what to look for. That's going to take some getting used to" He shook his head "However, we don't know how long it'll take for the secret entrance to open, or even how much noise it'll make. I mean, it's a secret entrance, sure. But I'd still like to have some plan to stop it from drawing ant attention to us. My magic isn't very good at blocking sound or illusions, so if anyone else has any ideas, I'm all ears."


“U-Ummm… C-Couldn’t you h-have j-just p-pinned it t-to y-your c-clothes…?”

'...fuck, I'm an idiot. Oh well, I've already punched a hole in my body, might as well commit' He thought to himself as he got on the back of Lily's motorcycle "...wait..." the lingering feeling that he was forgetting something began to creep up on him "Fuck that's right; the freeloaders!" Not having gotten completely used to his pets actually being on a battlefield, he turned to find them not far from him "Hey uh...I don't suppose you guys can turn back to normal or som-Gah!" Before he could even finish asking, the three animals had returned to their normal forms and quickly latched onto Alexander "Dammit, you guys weren't this clingy before. Oh whatever, just hang on tight" he grumbled

"So Lily what exactly did I miss while I was stuck in this hell hole?" he asked her "It sounds like the invasion into Penrose didn't actually get started yet, but I'm not sure. Also, I'm more than a little worried that being in the place so long has fucked with my sense of time, or that there's time dilation bullshit going on, so just to make sure; how long have I been gone?" As he spoke, the worry that he might have disappeared for anywhere close to a year began to leak into his voice


Alexander was surprised that someone here actually knew who this Guardian person was. "Oh thank fuck, that makes things so much simpler. Basically I have a delivery and a message for them, neither of which I feel comfortable talk about too much in Wonderland itself. I'm not sure how safe it would be to given all the Wonderland bullshit going on." Shortly after his explanation, Mariette's message came through "oh, hey um, Mariette. I don't mean any offense, but I really don't want to be your unbirthday gift." he scratched the back of his head slightly embarrassed.

He quickly shook off those feeling though "Wait, before anything else; we need to find Brittany. She was taken alongside me, and we escaped together, but we got separated...somehow, I don't fully remember how it happened. She's not much of a fighter, so it's-" he stopped when he saw the dragon girl walking up with said girl under her arm. "Oh, never mind. I don't know if we have the time to drop her off back at Penrose, so we might just have to take her with us" That was when Lily offered him the earring "Oh, thanks Lily. Wonderland head fuckery is really nasty, and I don't want to go through that again." He moved to put it on, before remembering something; his ear weren't pierced '...fuck it' he simply used the earring itself to preform a sort of field piercing, gritting his teeth through the pain. After a few seconds to adjust he clapped his hands together "Alright, I'm good now. Who's up for some regicide?"
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