ClocktowerEchos

Warhammer 40,000 - Chasing Chaos

@Rithy Like what? O.O

@rivaan What if the Adeptus Soreitus comes in, what will you do then? :P

@Monochromatic Rainbow I'll need to take notes then...

Warhammer 40,000 - Chasing Chaos

<Snipped quote by ClocktowerEchos>

Adrianne: *Sees Aleph go charging off into the nearest warp portal* "Been there, done that... " *Sighs*

@Rithy

I'm mildly amazed that he's been able to resist the calling of Khorne (IC ofc), he's basically an Daemon Ork in a human body.

Warhammer 40,000 - Chasing Chaos

@Monochromatic Rainbow
Its usually shortened to just TTS, even by the creators.
Also, how are you so heretical but not dead? o.O

@Rithy
Knowing Aleph, he'll probably end up charging head first into the Warp for shits and giggles and may or may not prod you into do so.

Warhammer 40,000 - Chasing Chaos

@Rithy

... though when I think about it, that might actually be more of a hinderance if I went Slaaneshi and my underwear suddenly transformed into a tiny daemonette...

@Rithy

You are thinking of going Chaos?

My Hider

Warhammer 40,000 - Chasing Chaos

<Snipped quote by Monochromatic Rainbow>

I dunno.

I was thinking something nurgly, but that'd make the contents smelly.
Maybe one affiliated with Tzeentch, but then I'd probably not even be able to recognize the contents next time I came to get them.
Khornate is out of the question, as it would probably murderize all my clothes!
And a Slaaneshi daemon... well, I don't even know what would happen!

@Rithy

If you go with Tzeentch, you'll find it questioning the atoms of the fabric the clothes are made of and how they relate to the rest of the universe and the meaning of life. So basically underwear having an existential crisis.

If you go with Slaanesh... either you'll have some very frilly and seductive or a demon already able to get inside of you in more ways than one...

If you go with Khorne well... do I dare say... "Blood for the Blood God?"

If you go with Nurgle, burn it. And the container. And everything in a 2 mile redius. Also you might want to get a Marines Immaculate to clean it for good measure.

In other news, I was shown a rather stark theory that Chaos is akin to the dark side of the Force, its simply there for balance and that Chaos and its gods are not inherently, completely evil thanks to If the Emperor had a Text-to-Speech device.

Warhammer 40,000 - Chasing Chaos

What kind of Daemon tho?

@Monochromatic Rainbow

A Slanshii Daemon
_>:3

Warhammer 40,000 - Chasing Chaos

@Monochromatic Rainbow

:<

How about I hand over the robes and keep the gun? c:

Warhammer 40,000 - Chasing Chaos

@Monochromatic Rainbow Fear not, he still has his shiny, cowardly pew pew gun thingy. Go do... whatever you do with it... sure the armor ought to be worth something too...

Warhammer 40,000 - Chasing Chaos

@Monochromatic Rainbow

>Drags in a Tau Fire Warrior which may or my not be still alive

Will this do? He's still got his armor and shit on; just ignore the bullet holes and laser burns and stuff.

Warhammer 40,000 - Chasing Chaos

@Monochromatic Rainbow

Fine, would it help if Aleph brought along a Mekboy carcass along to give to the resident technophile?