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2 yrs ago
Current I do not "brainrot". I brainferment so my brain will become even smoother and even more potent than before in its smoothness.
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2 yrs ago
I live. I die. I live again!
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4 yrs ago
I was gone for a lot longer than I thought >.>"
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4 yrs ago
Sorry for my absence! A Volunteering position suddenly turned into a Volunteer Leadership position I was not expecting at all so things have been hectic.
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4 yrs ago
Look at you posers, having to bang dragons or sell your soul for magic when you could just play a lute for some. Anyways, here's Wonderwall. - Bards
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<Snipped quote by Altered Tundra>

Midfucks are just newfucks. If you aren't an Oldfuck, you are a newfuck.


How does one define a oldfuck to begin with?

Wow. This thread is just all kinds of special.


Our mommies tell us that erryday :D
<Snipped quote by Arawak>

Mabronnans.


I swear to god I didn't read that as Mormons.

I did a double take as I pondered the apocalypse where space Mormons go cannibal and attempted to eat everyone in the name of polygamy and solar Jesus.

Because Deus Vult.
turn everyone into tang and make everyone's moms a robot


Whale then...

I guess that's one way of translating the ending of NGE.

So I guess you're end goal is to transform everyone into space orange juice for Cuthulu or something then offer up mecha-moms for his Eldritch harem?

Nyaruko does not approve.
God DAYUM this thread goes fast.

Gotta get this booty in high gear

youtu.be/cmnCEYtslHc

This'll be my nation's theme, try and guess what they want to do ;)


Choke a waifu?

Mind fuck people?

Call Shinji a bitch?

Have epileptic sex?
you better not be since I lay claim to that last one
In CLOWNQUEST 10 yrs ago Forum: Spam Forum
>Plant a truly immovable rod-

*CLANG*

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT?
I mean, biologically the mat is going to have a hell of a time influencing alien life.

I'd wager it's totally impossible unless the biology of the alien is closely related or miraculously similar. To date when a new mat is introduced to a planet it quickly supplants the local life, utterly devastating the native ecosystem if not eradicating it. After this imported flora and fauna take up on the new mat, effectively meaning my primary species is a terraforming agent.

Now I feel the need to clarify something, only my 'critters' are intelligent, that is only one species that lives on the mat has evolved to use the mat symbiotically to gain an edge in smarts. The other life forms living on my planets and off the mats are not symbiotically influenced, but rather parasitically influenced. While this parasitic influence is largely harmless, it does instill in animal life an instinctual need to protect the mat.


I- I cannot comprehend your race. You confuse X'Cor. MUST ERADICATE!

That is certainly one unique race you got there


^ Ditto

I guess its time to bow down before our floor mat overlords.

PRAISE THE MAT \[T]/
Banned for terrible grammar.


Banned for being inconsiderate of my life, opportunities, background, history, education, sexuality, wisdom, dimorphism, mitosis, second fashion, goals, relationships, famary, nationality, fake nationality, professional work carrier, choice of condiments, and attack helicopters.

@HaelReferancing our previous talk on my entry to this, would it be possible that I mesh both into one? As in that something happened to my empire and all that's left of it is a giant armada of ships a la Quarian style from Mass Effect?
Banned for be an oldfuck
@GowiIt could be that we were all in some giant graveyard/body dump/mass grave or something. Or that all the kingdoms had dumped bodies into rivers or what have you and we all end up in a body of water where all of the rivers meet.
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