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ClocktowerEchos
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STATUS: I do not "brainrot". I brainferment so my brain will become even smoother and even more potent than before in its smoothness. 2 yrs ago
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I do not "brainrot". I brainferment so my brain will become even smoother and even more potent than before in its smoothness.
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I live. I die. I live again!
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I was gone for a lot longer than I thought >.>"
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Sorry for my absence! A Volunteering position suddenly turned into a Volunteer Leadership position I was not expecting at all so things have been hectic.
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Look at you posers, having to bang dragons or sell your soul for magic when you could just play a lute for some. Anyways, here's Wonderwall. - Bards
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Now that Spam is no longer full of Spam, its people manage to create something constructive and even formulate a plan for world domination which goes off perfectly since its not hindered by Spam.
Power: Your breath is naturally minty fresh.
Power: Your breath is naturally minty fresh.
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Brogan Iron-Arms, crusher of Bandits, bane of dark mages, slayer of The Forsworn, and Hero of Faulkreath and Markarth is listening.
The Great Green Jesus says that your name and titles are on par with that of a 13 year old edgelord's OC.
When I first saw this thread, I thought it said "Dragonborn vs Erdogan and Sapphire" and got really confused and really excited; who wouldn't want to see the Turkish notDictator square off against the Dragonborn and presumably get launched into orbit by the power of the Thu'um?
Wurrzag the Great Green Jesus would like to have a word with you.
I find an Orcish magician to be rather out of place.
Wurrzag the Great Green Jesus would like to have a word with you.
The Darkness in your Heart, and Ass.
Presumably, Saitama from OP mixed with select waifu traits.
Must say, this is one of those rare occurrence where I like how the male looks over the female version.
Must say, this is one of those rare occurrence where I like how the male looks over the female version.
Broby confirmed to be the Bear Grylls of the Hunger Games Arena.
You know the god-damn drill, give me names and shit and I will toss them into an arena and we can watch them day.
Spell check mate?
I nominate myself and shifty kebab guy once again.
Custom Event: Player 1 believes that using a landmine as reactive body armor is a good idea. Player 2 quickly proves them wrong.
Custom Event: Player 1 believes that using a landmine as reactive body armor is a good idea. Player 2 quickly proves them wrong.
@ClocktowerEchos Exceptionally strong shamen of Ogre society kidnap a young dragon, cut its head off, then perform a bizarre ritual to merge their bodies into the stump, turning them ageless, ever-growing, and granting them certain electrical magicks, namely the ability to absorb lightning, at the cost of most of their magical association with the Great Maw, even up to their immense round gut, which is sadly replaced with some weird ten pack dealie. That, and the need to sleep for increasing periods of time the larger and older they get, as in canon.
Neato, although why would they do it to begin with? Maybe originated as some Firebelly attempting to skip the whole "lava eating" thing and thought that if dragons could breath fire, and if eating dragons couldn't give him fire powers, then maybe merging himself with one would do the trick and thus got a Shaman to do it. Of course than that didn't work out quite the way he expected but it did give rise to Dragon Ogre to which various Tyrants have had repeated on certain followers or even themselves.
My question now is how/why would they have lightning?
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even up to their immense round gut, which is sadly replaced with some weird ten pack dealie.
This basically sounds like a magical ogre liposuction operation.
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