Darcel

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The answers, in a way or another, relieved Tony. Of course, it gave him the impression that this coffee shop; whether a shitty cheap pit or not, is not actually reflective to its appearance reputation. And what's beneath the book's cover existed kind people with dreams, ambitions; a distant sand castle to grasp. For the first time, tension melted like snowflakes on grass and the nerd felt relaxed? maybe. Comfortable? guess so.

Yeah.. it felt like home.

His eyes analytically stared at Mandy. Before, she was that crazy girl with the horrible taste of music, utterly inside the weird-zone, and my-- let's not forget those mugs. But now? In his eyes, she became the girl who simply act effortlessly herself, a human being with dreams and shoulder-burdened responsibilities, ones she never asked for but is well taking care of. Going to Amy, his false studies assumed she was a shallow person that writes smut.

Oh c'mon, it was just assuming.

Then comes that tall rich man with an envlope and the table flipped upside down. It turned out that she descended from a wealthy family and doesn't give two shits about money. You know how hard to find people like that? right, in your dreams. A sigh of guilt fled his lips as he adjusted his glasses once more, out of habit and distraction too, he felt sorry for misjudging people so quickly, fucking fool, fucking retarded.

"I guess this place isn't that bad, huh?"

Ban the Person above you

Banned to lower your hopes down even more.

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How's this for a Cause of Death?

Cause of Death: Izzy Remembers her death as probably the single most painful experience ever. It was winter and she was driving along when the cheap Chinese battery in her phone suddenly went up in flames burning her chest because it was in her jacket pocket. She lost control of her car as she ripped the incendiary phone from her person her car in a spin. With third degree burns on her right breast she was in agony when her car came to a stop against that big concrete wall they divide traffic with and if that had been the end of her pain might have survived disfigured but still survived but fate wasn’t done with her.

She was struggling with her seatbelt and the searing pain of her burns when she heard a screeching noise that was one of those construction delivery trucks as it smashed into the chain reaction started by her and in its load was several bundles of rebar that broke lose flying like spears at her impaling her with three through her belly and crushing her car roof nearly even with the door windows rolled down leaving only about 4 inches for the firemen to look through and shout encouragement, that is till her bad battery decided to add to her troubles by igniting the paperwork strewn around her car from the wreck, form there is was fire, blood loss and who knows what else that finally ended her as the horrified crowd looked on helplessly

@RumikoOhara

You're hilarious.

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Reading the post.

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@RumikoOhara ??? So yeah?

@Blueflame

You can join. Just prepare yourself to see Mandy's mug collection.

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Sometimes I sit here and wonder what you're doing on the other side of the screen and it scares me, especially the Lurkers

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Scares is the wrong word even though it fits in the case of Ecchi but creeped out is more appropriate

@RumikoOhara

Ah.

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Well, damn.

The thought jolted, rolled, danced and twerked inside Tony's mind as he watched with jaw-hanging-low the 600 vanish out of the sight with such speed that it made him think that perhaps, maybe, français pensez que? This owner is no ordinary human, but rather, some female disguised with thief crafted skills. Because, because..

She. Is. Just. So. Fucking. Fast.

His attention snapped at Amy's voice and abruptly choked whilst gulping the rest of the coffee. Wait, is she talking to him? Like- no video game or catfish prank online chat?

Shit, she is talking to him.

Glaring between Amy and Mandy, Tony managed to answer in stuttered manner as if he had fluency disorder. "Oh.. Y-yeah woohoo, I'm here." He flashed a grin and scratched the back of his head, awkwardly so. "Drinking..this yummy coffee and enjoying this shape of this--um...uh amazing twilight sparkle mug!"

Great, now I look like a real virgin nerd.
"So......"
Perfect.
"What's your story guys? You two happen to live here because this place holds childhood memories or is there other reasons?"

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@Chasebloodcrest

Mandy buys her cups in yard sales and thrift stores, hell if you don't finish the cup take it with she buys cheap

@RumikoOhara

A tears mug.

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🅣🅞🅝🅨

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Twilight sparkle?

The male raised a brow questionably at Mandy, there was a slight of hesitation or indecisiveness in the way he exchanged stares from her to the gay looking cup, debating whether or not consider it as a mock. So naturally after couple seconds, Tony dropped the sugar and stirred the coffee before taking a sip, eyes still on her.

"Some people think they own the world"
He nodded.
"So Tony, Pie? I have a Lovecraft Mincemeat special, same as always $3.25 a slice?"
God knows what kind of pie she cooked. So nope, he shook his head.

Couple moment of silence and he shattered it with that raspy voice, add the toothy grin into the calculation."No thanks, I'm good with this coffee and you know? If you somehow happen to find a 'woman tears' mug, I'd defintely buy it, no question."

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Twilight sparkle, huh? @RumikoOhara