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8 mos ago
Current "Let them eat drugs." – Marie Antoinette, upon discovering Twitter's comment section.
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2 yrs ago
"May all your delulu becomes trululu in 2024."
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6 yrs ago
"Grandad, tell us more about the 2020 Toilet Paper Famine."
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6 yrs ago
Me, taking a shot everytime I hear the word "destiny" in the Witcher series: "Hmmm, fuck."
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7 yrs ago
Before cofee: "I hate you." After coffee: "I feel good about hating you."
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"Lack of sleep," said Tony while resisting the urge to not roll his eyes at the mug. Yet again, this is Mandy, he shouldn't be surprised much. "And your slow wifi is worse than no wife at all because it's such a tease."
Banned because you're online.
Slackers.


Batman pijama.
Messy hair.
Pale grave face.


Tony entered the coffeepit with half-lidded eyes. Weird, he thought while scanning the area. Why everyone and everything looked blurry and dull? The floor may look curved, the walls may look bowed and Mandy looked... not so cute.

He didn't mean ugly.
It's just as if her face was operated by a snapchat filter.
Not cute.

With that thought in mind, he realised he wasn't wearing his glasses. Awkward, stupid and riiiiiiiiiiiiiight. With a shrug and a yawn, the nerd finally spoke, "Missed you too Mandy, the man tear drinker and can I have a cup of coffee, please? No sugar, I want it only black."

As black as death, actually.
@Chasebloodcrest...But it's TUESDAY.


So?
Banned because fuck grammar.
Banned because you're annoying.
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