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8 mos ago
Current "Let them eat drugs." – Marie Antoinette, upon discovering Twitter's comment section.
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2 yrs ago
"May all your delulu becomes trululu in 2024."
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6 yrs ago
"Grandad, tell us more about the 2020 Toilet Paper Famine."
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6 yrs ago
Me, taking a shot everytime I hear the word "destiny" in the Witcher series: "Hmmm, fuck."
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7 yrs ago
Before cofee: "I hate you." After coffee: "I feel good about hating you."
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I broke my left arm when I was 3 years old and left ankle when 11 years old and don't ask me how I broke my leg cause it was broken in a stupid way


How you broke your leg?
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I vacuum my room every night at 9PM. (It also takes every bit of my self-control to not use Swiffer Sweeper and a good bottle of multipurpose cleaner on the entire damn house).
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I'm 22 and I still can't swim (I'm also terrified of drowning so there's that)?


I don't nap. I just sleep all day.
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Slow motion clap.
I believe some people- in the darkest corners of their minds, are probably hookers, wearing fishnet stockings, smoking crack and peeing on stop signs.
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