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8 mos ago
Current "Let them eat drugs." – Marie Antoinette, upon discovering Twitter's comment section.
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2 yrs ago
"May all your delulu becomes trululu in 2024."
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6 yrs ago
"Grandad, tell us more about the 2020 Toilet Paper Famine."
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6 yrs ago
Me, taking a shot everytime I hear the word "destiny" in the Witcher series: "Hmmm, fuck."
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7 yrs ago
Before cofee: "I hate you." After coffee: "I feel good about hating you."
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I hate bacon.
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What if I want my knuckles to be bruised?


Punch more than ten babies.
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No. That's evil.


But babies are soft.
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I keep hearing people mention Tik Tok, but to be honest, I have no idea what it is.


Good. Stay that way. Remain clueless.
I've started to use my twitter more frequently and plan on starting up a blog for fun. Am I cool now, guys?
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As long as you don't have Tik Tok account.
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I told my manager I was taking five and escaped to the bathroom to punch the stall door instead.


Punch babies next time.
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Stop being right.


I hate being right sometimes, 'cuz I really want to see you punch someone.
I'm literally two fucking seconds from punching my coworker in her very punchable face.


Punch him mentally for now, you need money.
I hate snapchat filters.
It's Wednesday my dudes! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!

Do you ever meet someone for the first time and want to buy them a toaster for their bathtub?


Yes.
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