I hate bacon.
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What if I want my knuckles to be bruised?
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No. That's evil.
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I keep hearing people mention Tik Tok, but to be honest, I have no idea what it is.
I've started to use my twitter more frequently and plan on starting up a blog for fun. Am I cool now, guys?
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I told my manager I was taking five and escaped to the bathroom to punch the stall door instead.
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Stop being right.
I'm literally two fucking seconds from punching my coworker in her very punchable face.
It's Wednesday my dudes! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!
Do you ever meet someone for the first time and want to buy them a toaster for their bathtub?