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@Chasebloodcrest If you want to bring down HR, wait until an office luncheon and put something in various bottles of soda/juice/water as you pour yourself some. Then discard that one discreetly and just say you drank from the untouched bottle.

. . . Why do I feel you've done something like this before. God help whoever crossed your path.

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I'm thinking about ways I can eradicate HR without getting fired. I do like this night job.

Hmmmm. I could poison the water cooler.

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I don't wrap presents. I throw shit in bags with tissue paper and a card, unkess I can't find a bag that's big enough. Then I just tape the card to it and leave it out.

@Jett Ryu

You and I can get along.

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I always drink alcohol before Christmas gift wrapping. 'Cuz fuck that.

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I don't find it annoying, but I don't think it's cute, either.

I like to keep my relationship private. Yeah, I'll show my guy off. But does the whole world know when we argue and what about? No.

@HaleyTheRandom

I understand that sometimes couples are so filled with love they want to scream it from the rooftops but for the love of God's left buttcheek, I certainly don't need to be tagged everytime Hugo kissed Ana in the gas station or fricking Louis advertising how hot his partner is to the world right now, or that nuts Jeanne talking about her hypothetical babies...

Annnnnd Let's face it Jeanne, the only person who wants to hear about your hypothetical spawn is your mother.

By the way, I don't know who Hugo or Louis or Jeanne are but let's just go with the examples. (Go with the flow, Haley Nugget.)

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Not tired scrolling, huh?

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I don't regret creating this topic.

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I spend money more than I make.

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I'm a heavy drinker, not an alcoholic. (I hate people when assume all heavy drinkers are alcoholics).

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I... you...

Excuse me sir, but what the Hell?

No more dark chocolate for you.

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@HaleyTheRandom

Harsh, but as long as I have my coffee, I will survive. BACON SUCKS, SUE ME.