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8 mos ago
Current "Let them eat drugs." – Marie Antoinette, upon discovering Twitter's comment section.
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2 yrs ago
"May all your delulu becomes trululu in 2024."
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6 yrs ago
"Grandad, tell us more about the 2020 Toilet Paper Famine."
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6 yrs ago
Me, taking a shot everytime I hear the word "destiny" in the Witcher series: "Hmmm, fuck."
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7 yrs ago
Before cofee: "I hate you." After coffee: "I feel good about hating you."
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What if...

What if there was a roleplay about people roleplaying...

Like the characters themselves are roleplayers, and the story is about them doing roleplays--

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"Give me enough money to buy my shoes, or I'm stealing your overnight diapers, Gladys."


I choked.
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The blue ones look like you were just released from the mental hospital.

The black ones... idk. They don't look all... that...bad?

Also I looked up Balenciaga for the hell of it and how can you afford that much for a pair of SHOES?


Death threatening old people in dark allies. Having a Sugar Daddy. And yeah, my family owns a drug business.
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I need pictures so I can make fun of them.


*Suddenly remembers your mocking comment on my IG post.*
I ordered too many shoes online. Halp.
Welcome.
Are you happy?


Are you?
Ight.
My 1999, 2000, 2001, 2002, 2003, 2004, 2005, 2006, 2007, 2008, 2009, 2010, 2011, 2012, 2013, 2014, 2015, 2016, 2017, 2018, 2019 resolutions:



And you ask me about new year's resolutions?
My house smells like freshly baked cookies.


My apartment smells like rotten eggs from my friend's farts that kept hitting me like merciless slaps with a wet fish. I rather be in Hitler's gas chamber. And now that you've mentioned freshly baked cookies, I feel like you're flexing on me.

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