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9 yrs ago
Current When going to the abyss, you must ask yourself, "am I still sane?" constantly.
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9 yrs ago
what do you do when you are both mildly sad, and mildly happy all the time?
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10 yrs ago
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Sorry. Hard to use onscreen keyboard.


oh, you using a phone or something?
I love Nix's reaction.

Perfect.


She's getting bombared by a bunch of new stuff, so she's bound to get pissed.
Hopefully some one answers her soon. heh heh.
@DarkwolfX37
With that one long butt name, you have confounded Nix.
*Blinks and puts a finger to my hairclip*
Hey, uh... Bro, sorry, I've got to go. Raincheck on this? Work's calling.

*Disappears and reappears in a blast of mist near Nix and 22*
Hiya! : Ultrablue Baddass Main Character Antagonist Truth-Seer Queen King Legend Captain General Deadeye Totally-not-a-lesbian Master Swordsman Swordswoman Chef Heart Ultra Max Mega Omega Super Duper Final Totally Awesome Cool Dude Dudette Mistress Best-Girl-Every-Year Sayaka Miki Love Pure Magical Warrior The Flash, Esquire, at your service! I hear there's time trouble, hmm~?


*Jumps.*
Hi...
I'm Nix.
Is there a nickname you would prefer i call you by?

*once all of the devices appear in front of the group, they float up it the air, and stretch out, revealing a holo-screen*

Kirina: *covered in what looks like several body fluids, mostly blood, waives to the camera*

Hey guys! Its Kirina! I have some great news for you all! Or, should I say, bad news... Heheheh.

*twirls around, her hands in the air, then stops facing the camera*

All of my seals have been broken! I could kill every one of you as I please, now! Isn't that great? Tehe!

*the camera shift to a bloodied carcass, cut, mutilated, to the point that it is barely recognizable as a human being*

Kirina: as you can probably tell, shinji here isn't doing all that well, but I promise ill heal him...

*walks over to shinji, leaning his head up, as he is barely conscious, kissing his bloodied lips, and looks him in the eye*

If he would just tell me where our daughter is.

Shinji: *looks weakily at her, through blood soaked eyes*
...screw....you...

*passes out*

Kirina: * infuriated by this,begins mutilating him for the next several minutes, blood spraying all over the camera, before she calms down*

Oh, sorry about that, guys. I lost my temper. What husband won't let the wife see their own child, right? Anyways, I will be seeing you all very shortly, bye bye, for now~

*the screen goes to static*


*Hears this and walks back into the room in time to see Kirina twirl around and the rest.*
*Looks completely surprised and disgusted.*
Who the frick was that psychopath?
And i'm calling it night.
See you guys tomorrow.
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David, David Dynamo.

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Great recollection skills. I turned fifteen that day.


Nice to meet you David.
*Ducks back into the other room.*
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I couldn't. They can.

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Did you?


Ok...
My name's Nix by the way.
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I am a scientist.

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Hello.


Could you explain what just happened with the explosions and all that?
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We get that a lot, despite that kind of cow really only existing in, like, India.


Uhhhhhh...
*Continues to look completely dumbfounded.*

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Ehhhh...

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Oh hey, cool.


Hi....?
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My name is actually Reidd.
My apologies, Nix.


Nice to meet you Reidd.
Would you prefer that I call you that, or 22?

*Hears a lot of noise from the other room and checks it out. Looks completely confused by the ensuing shenanigans.*
Holy cow.
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