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7 yrs ago
I like how it's an option to pm yourself.
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7 yrs ago
I need a vacation...
7 yrs ago
Is this just the week of weirdness? Or is it just me?
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7 yrs ago
My dog died.
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7 yrs ago
*Turns with uninterested look* Just give them what they want, they're like Slaanesh. They'll get bored with it quick.

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who has time for that?

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Let me guess, you ain't staying @SilverPaw?
"Welp, looks like they're beginning to arrive. Is everything straight, my friend?"

"Yes, but I still think this is a wretched idea. The last
renters didn't last a year, and these kids will have a harder time.


"That's just how the dice roll. Did you get the paperwork finished?"

"Yes, it's in your mailbox. It was difficult to get it there."
"Oh, boo-hoo. Now let's go greet your new guests. Give them some warm feelings, and I might get the attic's
ventilation fixed."
My issue is no body even takes a look at mine.

Every RP, Not one person to look at it. And all my RP's are not based on anything, unless it's inspired by another RP.

It's kinda messed up that the only RP I did get going was made as a joke more or less. And a joke about F###ing Pokemon. And it's slowly dying.

Damnit.
*ACCEPTED CHARACTERS ONLY*
Name: Dirka

Titles: The Banished Warrior of Hell, Hell's Hippy, Di.

Age: 1,966

Gender: Female

Emotion: Honorable Pride

Classification: Demon Knight

Appearance:

Personality: Dirka is sad and lonely in her mind. Although the other demons are there, they act like children in her eyes. She keeps them in line for their own sake, for she knows what awaits them in hell. She is highly intelligent and learned many lessons, but prides herself on being young, although she is considered middle aged. She has a quick temper, and the strength to make it dangerous for human and demon alike. She has very human morals, and prefers to not harm a human's sanity or soul. Her favorite things are the cold winter and fall months, because even though bound to the house, she can still be in the yard and garden. And when no one is paying any mind, she puts on a sun hat and gloves, reveals herself and gardens during the three seasons plant's survive. Although demons don't need substance to survive, she drinks a lot of sweet tea. In order to be inconspicuous, she grows the tea herself.

Sexuality: heterosexual

Biography: Dirka has had a hard existence. She was born to demons instead of being created like most demons. This is rather taboo in hell, for a demon to be born, and Dirka, like any other born demon, was tormented by other demons. She did make a name for herself still, making deals, stealing souls, causing hell, but she felt empty. Although parent demons don't raise their offspring, Dirka kept in contact with them as friends. They noticed her inner turmoil and asked. "Why do demons act this way? Is there any reasin other than nature?" They looked confused. Her mother, a succubus, spoke first. "If that's your problem, then here's an easy answer; we are the tormentors of sinners. They commit the act, we feed off it, and we punish them for it. Simple, right? Don't worry your horns over it, most of us question ourselves from time to time." She made it seem simple to Dirka, but it still didn't make her feel better. Her father, a Pride Demon, hesitated before answering. "Well, it's not exactly that simple, cause we're just as guilty of sinning as humans." Her mother gave him a dirty look. "Well it's true. I'm overly prideful, your overly lustful. Lucifer's mane, I'm prideful of my sins. And if you're not Dirka, then here's m advice for you; Leave hell. Humans are the split. I've always seen you as a benign demon anyhow, not evil like your essence donors. And this may be the only act of considered parenting I'll commit, I'm here for ya' and I support whatever decision you make." Dirka bear hugged him. Her mother rolled her eyes. "Fine, if you're leaving I might as well give you advice as well." (Don't ask what advice she gave Dirka, you can figure it out.) Dirka then did everything she could to get on Earth. Within 3 years she did it. But, when she did, an arch-fiend was there to grab her. This fiend was her employer in essence. "Where are you going, whore? You don't leave till I say you can leave!" She headbutted him behind her, piercing his eye. He threw her in rage and pain, right into her exit. She landed in the house, and in the middle of a ouija board playing. There were no real spirits in the house, so she decided to go ahead and make friends. First question: What's your name? Anwser: Dirka the Banished Warrior of Hell. That alone scared the crap out of them.

Skills: Gardening, managing finances for the landlord, reading unknown languages, fighting.

Personal ability: Dirka can use some dark magic, which is a are ability amoung demons, since they can't usually use magic themselves.

Other: "Demonology"
@BoyMom69035@Dark Light

X-z was in over-drive. She new what was going on and adapted to the situation. When they were down, she took a mental breath while accelerating his healing. Oh, I'm ready more than ready. Say the word, an you'll be like a bullet. And you might want to hurry too, cause they're loading her up. But I have a little plan for that. Watch. A small tendril came from Clay's covered foot. It went up behind a soldier and connected to his neck. "AAAAAGGGHHH!!!!" he screamed as Perilous drained his body, travelling through his veins. When he was dry of resources, she detached quickly from the soldier.
Ready for a real boost~?
@BoyMom69035

I only see one Australian.
*Warning*
Bad humor



This is what will happen
when hell spits you out,
and while their sittin' there laughin'
all you do is pout.

So whats say you?
Will you let them,
displace your hew?
Sittin' drinkin' rum
is all you do.

Why disgrace the name of demon,
if you're not seethin'?
Why indeed?
Your debts are due,
but you flew...

...and that's what you rejects do





Welcome to the Demon's crossing RP! Ever since I participated in another RP called 34 Newton road, I've been wanting to be apart of another one like it. That Rp ended early sadly. Damnit.









@Dark Light

My equivalent of hell, 7:53 pm. Full of uncultured pricks. But everything is conveniently placed!
@Dark Light@BoyMom69035@Blueflame

As soon as Clay let out his commands, she was rushed on. A man that takes charge~. Well, what are we waiting for? Go get the girl! she communicated. She covered his form and grabbed nearby panels as extra armor. Jesus, were you made in a lab?!
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