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5 yrs ago
Current Remember, nobody actually enjoys roleplaying if there isn't at least five shameful fetishes uncovered by the 2nd page.
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7 yrs ago
Somebody stole my mood ring. I don't know how to feel about it.
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7 yrs ago
Let's be honest, it's far more satisfying and challenging to actually imagine what a character looks like than paste a hundred gifs of a celebrity and call it good.
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7 yrs ago
So, a team of players who are good at playing as a team in a team-based game are individually bad players. Seems kind of silly when you put it like that, no?
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7 yrs ago
My goal these days is to have an RP that can actually finish, or the very least, last a few years. I see way too many die on page one to take chances
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Lowering the site's value since January 2012.


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Do we even have healer PCs?


Do'Karth is a non-magic healer, but it's not like there's quick fixes when you are healing naturally.
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Hard to think up a way to take down something bigger than Jorwen with a staff, ain't it? Put him up with the archers. Alternatively, Solveig and Cleftjaw are acting as bodyguards to Jorwen's wife. Maybe he should help there after Jorwen asks, seeing as Do'Karth is unarmored and holding a stick.


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Best wishes to you, bud, hopefully you're feeling better now. Don't worry about getting posts in right now. Get as much rest as you need, we're not in any hurry and have plenty of time ahead.

Do'Karth is not entirelly useless, provided he stays behind melee guys. A lot of people are going to need serious fix-ups real soon.


Hey, to be fair, he can beat some ice chips off the artonachs for cocktails later!

I have a pretty good idea of what to write, but I think gcold has a pretty good point about triaging and fixing some giant smooshed schmucks in the near future... assuming they aren't immediately converted from man to raspberry jam via mauling.

That said, I don't think there's going to be a good amount of time for any healers to work while we have a very immediate and pressing threat. Gotta go fast!
@gcold I hope we didn't lose too many Bothans this time around.

I'll try to get something up the next day or two when I've caught up a bit in sleep; I am still in the hospital and I swear every 2-3 hours around the clock somebody is coming around to talk to me/ poke me with needles/ take my vitals. Even 3 and 4 in the morning have been for the past week, without fail, wake the Derv to steal his lifeforce time.

But I love this giant thing; the past couple posts have been quite exciting reads! Gotta figure out how to make Do'Karth useful here without turning him into kitty paste from a Dark Souls reject.
Artistic blessing from lord Gcold.



Let me know if you need clarifications.


Where's the thermal exhaust port?
No posts on my end, I do have a lap top, but the hospital internet is way too spotty to do a pad.

I am doing fine, the treatments seem to be doing pretty well for making me feel pretty good and the only thing on my plate today is staring at an MRI and regretting finishing off my only book in two sittings.

I am damn hungry though. I can't eat until I have the MRI.
With the departure of the guards and the portly "victim", the boy and young woman were left alone on the cobblestone street, no worse for wear, although the woman a considerable amount of coin poorer. She was a curiosity and people didn't just throw down that much coin to help a stranger, even if they were a child... or innocent, for that matter. As the meager crowd thinned out, the excitement of the altercation having passed, Randall approached with a single clap of the hands and a sly smile.

"Well, it's not every day one gets to enjoy such open defiance of the greedy bastards. I swear, he got winded picking up the scattered pieces." Randall laughed, keeping a polite distance from the pair. He rose a pair of apologetic hands. "Allow me to apologize for the intrusion, I'm simply an admirer and a friend in a city where both are in exceedingly short supply." He said, looking after the sorcerer and his entourage, his brow creasing as a frown took over his countenance. "Some words of advice from a man who might as well been this boy when I was his age, if you'll have them. I don't know if you're sick of people like that, new to this city, or unaware of how dangerous it is, but they won't likely let something like this slide. The humiliation, you see. Slights fester like infected wounds, so I'd keep a low profile until that fat bastard's ire is on somebody else. Also," he turned back to face the woman. "It's incredibly dangerous to be flashing money like that, especially if it's to help someone else. People here will gut their own mothers for a loaf of bread. Unless you plan on avoiding a city that seems to be comprised entirely out of suspicious alleyways, somebody in this crowd took notice of that and word's going to spread. Somebody's probably planning to see what else you have on you, and honestly, I'm not comfortable with the idea of the first decent person I've seen in months get punished for actually giving a shit about somebody the world gave up on. Ah, my apologies. Manners."

Randall smiled apologetically and offered a hand. "The name's Randall. Just that, nothing fancy or extra. Keeps people like your friend from finding my whereabouts when I decide to knock him down a peg."
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Also, by the Linton Worm's scaly arse, I'm really sorry to hear it! I wish you all the best, friendo. Is this anything to do with your general heath and the ridiculous lengths of time you've been working?


It's Bowel Wars Episode VII: The Crohns Strikes Back. Basically, it's been unmonitored for way too long and I'm pretty sure work's lovely schedule of body murder played a part in obstructing the shit out of my organs and giving me all sorts of goodies coming down the IV.

In other news, guess who posted? This guy!
Hey guys,I may not be able to post for a while because I'm in the hospital with a severely constricted, infected, and scarred intestine.

I have my laptop now but I need to get the wifi password.

Sorry for the inconvenience!
Update: looks like 3 days or of being tested on and pumped full of treatments. You would not believe my hospital room; very corner of the building, overlooking the city with 2 glass walls, and zero neighbours.
Hey, just giving you a guy's a heads up I'm heading to the hospital tonight. I don't know if it's going to be a multi-day thing, but I'll let you know as soon as I can.
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