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  • Old Guild Username: Dervish
  • Joined: 12 yrs ago
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    1. Dervish 12 yrs ago
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5 yrs ago
Current Remember, nobody actually enjoys roleplaying if there isn't at least five shameful fetishes uncovered by the 2nd page.
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7 yrs ago
Somebody stole my mood ring. I don't know how to feel about it.
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7 yrs ago
Let's be honest, it's far more satisfying and challenging to actually imagine what a character looks like than paste a hundred gifs of a celebrity and call it good.
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7 yrs ago
So, a team of players who are good at playing as a team in a team-based game are individually bad players. Seems kind of silly when you put it like that, no?
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7 yrs ago
My goal these days is to have an RP that can actually finish, or the very least, last a few years. I see way too many die on page one to take chances
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Bio



Lowering the site's value since January 2012.


Most Recent Posts



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heh.

Speaking of collabs, ol buddy ol pal, how bout it when youre free?

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I am currently getting in from work and relaxing in dah tub to warm up, but on a scale from North Korea to America, I'm Sweden free in a little bit.
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Why not the 1100s? Going on glorious campaign to the Holy Land to slaughter infidels and heathens to secure Jerusalem and having your sins cleansed.


But I don't like sand... it's coarse, itchy, and irritating. It gets everywhere!
Imma just settle for somewhere with palm trees. This -30 Celsius bullshit has got to go.
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Excuse me, I happen to be British; and I find that very stimulating.
Colonials need a good whipping every now and then.


As a Canadian, I would like to remind you that we were the good kids. It was America who threw peas at the dinner table.
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We're actually being invaded by the British Royal Navy


Pip pip, Tally Ho. The sun never sets on the British Empire. Time to stomp aome ungrateful colonials.
Character has been approved via PM and is now in the bin of action figures over yonder.

Say hi to Do'Karth, friends!

Do’Karth

Male Khajiit (Suthay-Raht) | 27 | The Lady


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As far as I know the last Khajiit who decided to have some fun with a Dunmer princess got drawn and quartered. But I guess anyone's a princess if they can make you feel like a handsome prince.


That was hundreds of years ago... in a book. This one has had considerably better luck and sees no need to brag about his exploits in a ponderous tome.

However, this one also recommends a cheap tiara. Then she really will treat you like a handsome prince.

#swag#khajiitlikestocensored#illgottengoods
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Ah, the good old 'Let me fuck a Dunmer princess in the middle of a bar' hedonism. Can't go wrong with that in Skyrim I reckon.


This one has it on good authority one can scratch an itch in the Grey Quarter for a handful of quarters.
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