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5 yrs ago
Current Remember, nobody actually enjoys roleplaying if there isn't at least five shameful fetishes uncovered by the 2nd page.
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7 yrs ago
Somebody stole my mood ring. I don't know how to feel about it.
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7 yrs ago
Let's be honest, it's far more satisfying and challenging to actually imagine what a character looks like than paste a hundred gifs of a celebrity and call it good.
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7 yrs ago
So, a team of players who are good at playing as a team in a team-based game are individually bad players. Seems kind of silly when you put it like that, no?
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7 yrs ago
My goal these days is to have an RP that can actually finish, or the very least, last a few years. I see way too many die on page one to take chances
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Lowering the site's value since January 2012.


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Word to the wise: I shall not be doing any writing tomorrow, as I will be involved demolition work.

I also seem to recall receiving an answering bid from the Quarian Ice Queen of safety from potential collateral fire during her Roaring Rampage of Revenge! Very tempting indeed. Serena, do you have a response?


OMINOUS!
Random note: @Dervish should really update the Approved Characters section of the first OOC post.


I'd love to, but when your laptop takes like 20 seconds to load a page on hospital internet, little shit like that takes a backseat to hoping lag doesn't make you accidentally delete or overwrite huge swaths of everything else.

When I get discharged, I plan on doing the house cleaning busywork.
When we do go to places, we will have some situations where the group splits up, although I think I'll have two groups be the max until I see how that works out, but no more than 3. Since there's more than one job to do on Omega, we might split it thst way, or if a mission is big enough, multiple objectives and shizzle. Don't worry; this won't become the Stormtrooper Hallway of Blaster Fodder like the opening of Star Wars. :D

Also, feel free to dig up writing pads and do collabs. I need to see if I can do it on laptop/ hospital internet, but it will make writing these conversations much easier and nicer looking.
@Fallenreaper I need an adult ;-;

@Thundercrash We're clever like a bunch of Jurassic Park raptors waiting for you to step into dah bush.
@Fallenreaper Ah, damn. I thought I got everyone. The wonders of having to skim all the IC posts for references when there's a lot of people in the same scene lol
Whee post up.
A kick found Tanya’s boot, a not entirely unexpected reaction. She pushed people’s buttons intentionally, and sometimes people pushed back. She shoved the protective cover that had come loose off to the side. Before she could free herself from the undercarriage of the hauler, the woman shouted for people to take cover and an explosion rocked the hold, the concussion rocking Tanya’s body and making her wince as her ears screamed in protest at the sudden sound in confined spaces. Once the threat had passed, Tanya pulled herself out and stood upright, crossing her arms as she looked between the brown-eyed woman with the burns and the scraps that now littered the floor. “I’m beginning to see how you got those.” Tanya said, indelicately gesturing to the woman’s burn marks. “I’m not sure if we were measuring dick sizes or something, but don’t fret; performance anxiety happens to the best of us. Hey, Shithead!” She called out to the drone. “Volume down 25%.” Despite her snarky tone, Tanya had a good natured grin on her face. The music resumed, but at a much more tolerable level. This clearly could change at any moment.

A genuine laugh, sounding like it was coming from a modulator, caught Tanya’s attention and she took note of the quarian who had watched the whole affair, likely in amusement at the humans who were managing to fuck up technology her people had mastered centuries ago. “If it makes you feel better, I think you might have a fan.” She said to the brown-eyed woman, giving the quarian a wave. “Just tell her it was a part of your new comedy routine. Just don’t let her tell you to up your game next time. Anyways, you wanted me for something?” Tanya asked innocently, taking note of the scarred asari who was still in the hanger when the drone went off like a firework, demanding to know who it was. Tanya jerked her thumb at Serena’s direction.

The distinctive tones of the drell filled the intercom, inquiring about why the targeting system was almost as old as a good portion of the crew. Tanya snorted, bemused. “You know, this Jalopy’s barely holding together to the extent I’m surprised your drone malfunction didn’t break something else, and he’s wondering why the ancient targeting system isn’t the exception for this flying antique. This ship shouldn’t even have a gun.” Almost immediately, the female turian angrily exploded on the intercom. Tanya gestured to Serena to follow her to the closest intercom panel, hitting the button. “Oh, don’t mind us, we’re just renovating. We thought the hull needed a new window and couldn’t wait until we hit dry dock. Don’t you worry your pretty little fringes, nobody’s dead yet.” She said, removing her finger from the transmission, winking at the two women who were with her.

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Ravanor Tonka stared at a relay chart and compared it to the fuel reserve gauge, drumming his massive fingers on the console as he ran some quick calculations through his mind. There was enough fuel for one, maybe two, mass relay jumps and unless there was a reserve of credits hidden somewhere on the ship, the only way anyone was paying for more fuel was out of pocket, or if they completed whatever contracts had already been outlined. Seeing as nothing of interest was located in the Shrike Abyssal except for Heshtok, which was a shithole by any measure, anything within a single relay of any use would be Omega, just a single jump away, was still pushing the range. If they didn’t do any detours, they’d be able to arrive on fumes. At least it wasn’t hard finding paid work on Omega, if you were morally flexible, and there was likely quite a few scrap yards that had parts to do some much needed repairs on the Borealis. As far as Tonka was concerned, it was a no brainer. He copied the data onto a pad and left engineering, heading towards the cockpit, noticing that the kitchen was becoming a popular drinking spot. He’d come back, but duty came first.

When the krogan reached the cockpit, he easily filled the door frame, even without the armour. He looked at the largely-turian crew and handed off the data pad to the one at the navigation station. “Ran some numbers, Omega’s the only viable location for us to jump to if we actually want to get paid and overhaul the ship. Luzami didn’t fill the tank before he died.” He grunted. “Probably would have forgot to pay us, the way the ship looks.” Duty done, Tonka turned off and headed towards the kitchen to see if the stores were in as a sorry state of affairs as the fuel. Lurking around were the quarian, an asari, and one of the human males, this one lacking a cybernetic arm. He found his way to the freezer, opening it to find something worth his while. “So, anything worthwhile here, or do we have to order takeout?” he asked.
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What slang. Other then Dibs/Boned? I even made up new drell/hanar specific slang to avoid making him sound TO human. ;_;


Pretty much just stuff like that. O.o I'm not complaining or anything like that, or maybe it was the Deadpool disclaimer in the OOC before you posted, but something felt off that I couldn't quite identify and figured it was more me than you.

You're fine, honest!
I suppose anything is possible, but I still have a hard time picturing a drell behaving like that -- or even being capable of possessing a sense of humor in that vein. Thane Krios is just one drell, of course, but I got the impression from him that they're all melancholic and spiritual, what with the eidetic memory and intense flashbacks. Drono is just... so... human.


I actually kind of have to agree. There was a certain amount of uncanny valley with that last post, although I would point out Kolyat and Feron are both quite different from Thane, personality wise. Thane's a terminally ill living weapon that has an almost Samara-like acceptance for who he is and what he does, whereas Kolyat has some identity issues from not being able to relate to his absentee father and his own youth. Feron actually has a personality that can almost be described as a pluckish rogue where he has an easy-going charm and a fair deal of moral flexibility to make things suit his needs. In that sense, Drono is fine, but the very human slang can be somewhat jarring.
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