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  • Old Guild Username: Dervish
  • Joined: 12 yrs ago
  • Posts: 5991 (1.32 / day)
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    1. Dervish 12 yrs ago
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Recent Statuses

5 yrs ago
Current Remember, nobody actually enjoys roleplaying if there isn't at least five shameful fetishes uncovered by the 2nd page.
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7 yrs ago
Somebody stole my mood ring. I don't know how to feel about it.
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7 yrs ago
Let's be honest, it's far more satisfying and challenging to actually imagine what a character looks like than paste a hundred gifs of a celebrity and call it good.
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7 yrs ago
So, a team of players who are good at playing as a team in a team-based game are individually bad players. Seems kind of silly when you put it like that, no?
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7 yrs ago
My goal these days is to have an RP that can actually finish, or the very least, last a few years. I see way too many die on page one to take chances
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Bio



Lowering the site's value since January 2012.


Most Recent Posts

Hey sorry, I just got back to the U.S. and have been kind of busy. Will get to work on a CS ASAP.


You've got four days! Plenty of time to create miracles.
> Has never watched Archer and not a super-big Simpsons fan

Currently not accepting fights to the death.


How about a fight to the crippling? :D
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Of course! I know @MiddleEarthRoze is a big fan too! Literally everyone on that show is my favorite, probably goes like this: Pam, Archer, Mallory, Krieger, Ray, Lana, Cheryl, Cyril.


I have a hard time ranking them, but Krieger is my spirit animal. Cheryl's brand of insanity is also fantastic.

And fucking Barry. He's an asshole but I love him.

The KGB guys were also special.
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Ermahgerd yisss! The Simpsons!! Quite possibly the best adult cartoon show out there, although I watched this all the time with my dad when my mom was at work, so she never knew x)


I haven't watched the Simpsons in over a decade. O-o

Best adult cartoon right now, I feel, is Archer. It is glorious.
@MacabreFox



Sorry, really old school reference. >_>
@Lo Pellegrino

Look at you, stealing Shaft's and my job, critiquing shit.

Carry on!
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Yknow, as long as this rp has been going on, we've never had a collab together! This may be our chance...

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He may rest peacefully in the halls of Sovrngarde, that poor soul!

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That's the whole point of this man! >.>' sheesh! Callin' me out like this bruh. It's called subliminal messages for a reason.


Yvan eht nioj
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Ok, so Keegan is with DK, Tsleeixth and Sagax, and Farid is in our boat. Just making sure so I don't screw up these next posts.

Boat 1: Keegan, Do'Karth, Tsleeixth, Sagax, +1

Boat 2: Farid, Sevine, Roze, +2

Oh well they better get on it then (;!

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AHHH yisss! Can we have Leif and DK get captured by some brigands, and pit themselves against one another in a cage match to the death?

Kidding. Although, that would be some intense shit to write about.

Don't any of you worry, Sevine hasn't changed her mind about her furry friends, if anything, Leif is just being a friend, aka friendzoned.


We're giving coldy ideas...
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Noooo Sevine needs all the loving she can get!! But wait, what's this? Is that Leif being a little sneakster >.>?

So, just for a head count, we have Do'Karth, Tsleeixth, and Sagax in one boat, and Sevine with Roze in another. How many more can be sent out?


Do'Karth is going to rekt Leif in a cage match, just you watch.
Once again, to reiterate from my end, I'm not commenting on anyone's sheets until after the deadline in the spirit of fairness to everyone.

Other players can feel free to gossip and gab about anything they'd like.
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