Dervish

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Well, assuming everyone is accepted - there may need some reworks to go around, but regardless, if we're all in we would have (including the GMs): 3 Bretons, 2 Imperials, 1 Nord, 1 Redguard, 1 Dunmer, 1 Argonian, and someone said they were making an Altmer.

Considering how we're in High Rock, in Empire territory (or ally territory, whatever), the demographic seems to suit, even if missing an orc.

@Spoopy Scary

No love for elves. All is right in the world.

And don't worry; surprise orcs always show up when you least expect them.

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It's because you're a furry. I would've played as Sevari, but nah. I like him how he is now.

@Leidenschaft

Shit, my cover's blown.

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I do miss Sevari though :(. Actually almost named my mainecoon after him!

@Lo Pellegrino

AND NOT ZAVEED?

The fuck is wrong with you.

Also, great choice in cat. Mainecoon's are basically dogs.

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There's a scene where we meet him. If you were playing Juin, it would've been cool to have them reunite. But Sevari recognizing the bone-handled shortsword on Faruq's hip and inquiring after his old dunmer mentor will have to suffice.

@Leidenschaft

Ugh, spoiler alert, nerd.

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I have to admit, that gif kinda gets me flustered.

@idlehands

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Usually, I find there's an abundance of beast race submissions to my games. This is the first time there's been a metric shitload of humans. Shaft! CONFIRM THIS FOR ME.

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The running total so far:

Hello, friends.

"[5/13/2016 7:56:30 PM] Brovo: Also your signature is horrifying.
[5/13/2016 7:56:33 PM] Brovo: Fucking Cell. Fucking DBZA."

[5/14/2016 9:53:56 PM] gcold: Almost as dank as your sig

It makes it even worse with Cell licking at us like that. It's like rubbing salt in a wound. Taunting us.

@Spoopy Scary

Your signature makes it that much worse.

@Zombiedude101

It's the wit. You're our favourite salty sailor �.

Snoopy's right though. That Cell gif just... Just never change it.

@Lo Pellegrino

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It's the wit. You're our favourite salty sailor �.

Snoopy's right though. That Cell gif just... Just never change it.

@Lo Pellegrino

It will never stop it's pursuit for perfection.

Don't worry I joke like that too.

Wait a second...you didn't simply walk into mordor did you?

@POOHEAD189

Yeah, who doesn't? I make dinner reservations at Barad-dûr all the time.

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It makes it even worse with Cell licking at us like that. It's like rubbing salt in a wound. Taunting us.

@Spoopy Scary

I'm going to start collecting comments about my signature. It is having the desired effect. :D

@DervishPeople tell me I'm really nice, but even I think mean people can be funny as hell.

@POOHEAD189

I was mainly joking around. I'd like to think I'm pretty likable!

My asshattery comes from a good place; Mordor.

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Hey that's not cool you son of a-
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heh, nice

@POOHEAD189

I am a super mean person. The meanest, even.

People love me for it, for some reason.

Mass Effect: Borealis

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He has a barcode with Batarian numbers/letters tattooed on the nape of his neck. Back at the start of the RP when Khosin went to tell Dex about the engine, he noticed that and freaked out a little.

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Awww, shit, thought I had catches all the typos. Sorry Dervs, will proofread it once again.

EDIT: Allright, proofread it again and think I caught most of the typos. Sorry for that, not sure how they went past me when I proofread it the first time.

@Mortarion

No worries! I know it's tricky because English is a second language, I've just seen you have some largely error free posts before so I know it's in you. :P

Clearly, because all batarians are slavers and automaticlly have built in slave-detection instinct /racistassumptions.

In all seriousness I think in one of his earlier posts Khosin noticed the barcode on Iosif's neck and quickly picked up on it. I'm fine with just assuming that the barcode has numerals on it that suggested he was placed on Aratoht but yeah.

@Zombiedude101

Iosif clearly just likes the style. Kind of like how white teenagers are all about Asian characters that translate to "Dumpster Slut" and "Stinky Hamburger" instead of "Strength" and "Hope" like they were told.

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WAS Dominion.

@Sundered Echo

Pff.

Once a Thalmor cunt, always a Thalmor cunt.

Go back to Summerset, nerd. ;D

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My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.

@Luminosity

I actually think I recreated that scene in one of my RPs.

I throw a LOT of pop culture references in my games. It's like an Easter Egg hunt for players. ;D

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The only thing I noticed with the post was how did Khosin know about Iosif being a former slave?

@DearTrickster

This, and it was a good post, but please take the time to proofread it. There's a lot of typos.