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Current Remember, nobody actually enjoys roleplaying if there isn't at least five shameful fetishes uncovered by the 2nd page.
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7 yrs ago
Somebody stole my mood ring. I don't know how to feel about it.
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7 yrs ago
Let's be honest, it's far more satisfying and challenging to actually imagine what a character looks like than paste a hundred gifs of a celebrity and call it good.
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7 yrs ago
So, a team of players who are good at playing as a team in a team-based game are individually bad players. Seems kind of silly when you put it like that, no?
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7 yrs ago
My goal these days is to have an RP that can actually finish, or the very least, last a few years. I see way too many die on page one to take chances
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Lowering the site's value since January 2012.


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It's still early, and I'm figuring that replacing marksman as a somewhat proficient skill with acrobatics would make more sense. Is that alright?


Well, he still does have the crossbow. He'd go from knowing how to use it, even if mediocrely, to having no damn clue.
Climb, DK, CLIMB!
“This one cannot help with the cold; Do’Karth knows how to mend a wound, not brew a potion of warmth or cast a spell.” The khajiit responded when prompted by Keegan. He involuntarily shuddered, reflecting on what had happened to the Breton man, and while he was gladdened to see the man saved from drowning, hypothermia was still a very real threat, although not one of the worst ways to go. He watched as a Redguard he was unacquainted with, but knew to be Almad, both from Keegan’s inquiry and from listening to the others in the company talk to the dark-toned man with long, semi-kempt hair and no beard. After living amongst the Nords for long enough, it was becoming strange to see anyone without facial hair. Skyrim’s climate all but demanded it. The khajiit watched as Almad, evidently a mage, work his literal magic to try and comfort the now stripped down Breton. Do’Karth imaged the women of the company were rather enjoying themselves.

Ice tumbled down, striking the ground with enough force that Do’Karth’s ears shot backwards out of reflex. The faces around Do’Karth suggested that very few, if anyone, were willing, to attempt the climb. He set his staff against the wall, shed his heavy coat, and stood in his budi and foot wraps, clawed toes protruding. “This one will climb.” Do’Karth said, looking up the harrowing shaft. It was perhaps about 12 meters? The khajiit had never really climbed on ice before, but he was an accomplished climber; it was, after all, how he infiltrated the Mane’s palace, and much of his youth bad been spent climbing rock faces and trees to enjoy a natural view of the surroundings. He reached out to the ice and tested to see how well he could dig his claws into the ice; as it turned out, not much. It would be enough to keep him from sliding somewhat, but not enough to stop himself if he slipped.

Do’Karth approached the climbing kit, looking for anything that would help. Settling on a single crampon that strapped somewhat securely to his bare foot, the iron spikes giving some reassuring traction along with a crudely made ice axe, which simply looked like a hatchet that had been filed down to the point where it could break into the ice and stick with a leather lanyard hanging off of the bottom. All in all, not the most reassuring thing.

The khajiit approached the rope, gave it a solid tug, half expecting to be blinded from the falling grapple. When it didn’t come loose, he let out an annoyed sigh and wrapped the rope around his one leg, and let the bare one provide the friction necessary to hold himself in place as he ascended, Do’Karth began to pull himself upwards, allowing the rope to slide between his legs as he inched ever upwards, clamping down in his position as needed to break, or reached the end of his pull. The ice creaked menacingly above, and Do’Karth was fully expecting it to give out on him.

After ascending nearly half the distance, the khajiit swung somewhat, trying to grapple his foot onto one of the wooden struts to test its strength. After applying more and more pressure to it, the spike holding it into the wall came loose, and one side slid down, being caught by the other one. He slid down somewhat, wrapping an arm around the rope and using the ice axe’s lanyard to hook around the metal strut, pulling on it until the other strut, already weakened from his weight moments ago, and it came freely a moment later. The plank of wood might prove to be useful for securing the line, if he made it to the top.

If.

Sliding the length of wood into his waist sash, Do’Karth continued his climb, his muscles screaming at the exertion when a sudden crack above his head caused the khajiit to have a minor heart attack as he scrambled to dig the climbing axe into ice and to kick the crampon hard into the ice surface. Moments later, the grapple came loose, narrowly scraping his arm and the sudden stop of the rope still tied to his leg threatened to pull him free. Grabbing one of the wooden struts with his free hand, Do’Karth held on for dear life and dared not breathe, his eyes as wide as saucers.

As luck would have it, he didn’t fall, but he had to try and make the remaining two meters with one axe, one leg, all while carrying the increasingly horrible weight on his tangled leg that he needed to bring up with him if anyone else hoped to reach the top. And so, using struts that dared to break free at a moment’s notice and what equipment he brought with him, Do’Karth struggled with every foot he gained, his muscles threatening to give out with each pull. When his axe reached over the top, his heart soared and with heavy exertion, Do’Karth pulled himself over the ledge and he landed with a heavy thunk on his back, his muscles screaming and his lungs burning for oxygen, but he was safe. Letting out a relieved and nervous laugh, Do’Karth laid on his back, catching his breath. When a voice carried up to him, asking if he were alright.

“Fine! This one has made it. Give him a moment to secure the rope.” He called back. Do’Karth labourously sat up, freeing his leg of the grapple, and he dragged it down the tunnel, surprised to see a door with a torch scone, a very frosted over scone, affixed to the stone next to it. Wrapping the rope around the scone before anchoring it with the grapple, Do’Karth also produced the strut he’d saved and tested the door to see if it creaked open. The seams were frozen shut, prompting the khajiit to curse and bash the pick near the lock until a reassuring crack gave him the confidence to try and pry the door open by sliding the strut in the door handle and using it to pry. It started to flex, but there was progress. Returning to the lip of the ledge, Do’Karth checked the rope again, hoping the scone was firmly anchored itself. “Watch your heads! Do’Karth is dropping the equipment!” he called, checking to see if people were stepping back. Tying the axe and the crampon to the length of rope by the leathers to control their descent, Do’Karth dropped the climbing equipment down, where seconds later they landed with a thunk. “Do’Karth sees a door and has secured the rope. Should he proceed and try to find something to use as a ladder?” he called.
Monologue-ing as Berich is definitely something I can get used to. I took some liberty to explain why Berich wouldn't be ransomed off to the Imperials, so I hope that was alright. @Dervish I don't know how you want to handle NPCs but you're free to take control and do whatever with Titus Urellius who is pretty much the lone guard still hunting Berich.


Basicslly, feel free to write in personal story or inconsequential NPCs as you see fit, but if you think it's going to effect the group or the story at all, run it by me, first.

Major NPCs and others I or Herr Shaft establish are exclusively ours. Nothing takes the winds out of the sails of a major antagonist if he gets passed around like the only condom in a frat house and suddenly develops multiple personality disorder. :D

Wrote with my phone, so the post is not very bulky.


Damn, dude. I would have never guessed!

Also, loving the replies so far! Aren't bad guys you can't fully trust just the best?
And IC is a go!
Chapter One: A Small Favour to Repay




Meir Thorvale, a quiet hamlet with a couple dozen wood-framed buildings to its name, was nestled in the Western reaches of the Wrothgarian Mountains, and as such its stature amongst the towns and cities of High Rock was almost always cast in the shadow of something greater, be it the mountains themselves or the nearby city of Shornhelm, to whom Meir Thorvale pays taxes. Scraping by own what little resources its population has at its disposal, there had long been a feeling of resentment towards the larger city, which seems content to take and take but leave nothing for the small hamlet.

It is in this small hamlet that quite the stirring is happening, and in the early morning air a group of ten prisoners are marched out in shackles, the chain lengths jingling as they are marched towards the village square as curious onlookers watch these strangers brought before the fur-garbed Count Fleuren, a man with a hunched gait, a sunken face, gnarled hands, and a fiercely receding hairline that gave him an effective visage of a vulture. And like the carrion eating bird, he eyed his prisoners hungrily and with contempt.

The prisoners are knelt before him, knees digging into the hard, frost encrusted dirt. It is the first week of First Seed of 4E226, and winter’s icy grasp is finally relenting, although in the mountains, yet another two months of frigid weather are expected. Before the Count, the ten prisoners, all of which were recent additions to the overcrowded jail, which was at most meant to handle six prisoners, not this abundant lot, caught up for both major and laughably minor infractions that could have likely been squared with a modest fine, but Count Fleuren was a despicable and dishonourable sort, which is to say as far as ranking nobility goes in High Rock, he fit right in. Tightening his heavy long coat, embroidered and spotless, the Count walked up and down the line of prisoners, his hands clenched behind his back as the captain of the guard walked astride, holding the parchment that contained the prisoners names, crimes, and sentences.

“You vermin are here because you transgressed against the good people of Meir Thorvale,” he began, pausing to leer at the shabbily dressed Imperial who might have been a beggar. “The lot of you are accused of crimes against my subjects, and I am certain you found the conditions of our cells less than agreeable. However, a solution has presented itself to me that is impossible to ignore. I had initially intended just to execute the lot of you, but providence shined, and I am a merciful man. At noon, a ransom broker will be coming to town with a convoy, and you will be sold into his care.” A tight smirk crossed his face as he studied the prisoners. “So, in essence you get to keep your lives, my guards don’t have to tend to a bunch of thankless vermin, and Meir Thorvale gets to keep a tidy sum for each of your heads. Don’t look so grim! If anyone could possibly love your worthless hides, they can purchase you back. If not, well… I hear there might be dignity to be found in servitude. Now, captain, if you would-”

“RIDERS! BANDITS!” Came a cry from the watch tower, a bell ringing heavily into the morning air. The people fled into their homes or other sanctuaries, and the guards scrambled to assemble. The count, cursing loudly enough for it to echo in the din, made to retreat into his halls. Suddenly, the guard fell from the tower, an arrow sticking out of his throat, and riders burst into the village, throwing torches through windows and cutting down anyone unfortunate enough to be caught in the open. The guards rallied, and the captain made to reach for his broadsword when a rider made a pass at him, running the man through with a spear. All around the prisoners, Meir Thorvale was ransacked, and all they could do was watch.

Bringing his horse to a stop, a fur and leather clad man descended from the large beast’s back, his footprints crunching the soil beneath. He was clean shaven, save for a small beard, and his eyes were a mischievous green. “Well, this worked out better than expected. You lot look like you might be worth something, after all.” He gestured to one of his men to search the fallen captain. Behind the prisoners, Count Fleuren screamed like a tortured animal and was suddenly cut silent. The man before them smiled mirthfully and clapped his hands together. “So, good news; the ransom broker story our dear departed friend Count Fleuren no doubt spun at you is a lie, a fabrication, and one that one of my men had fed him down the grapevine. Henry, may I see that parchment?” the man asked, and his man handed him the sheet of rolled up parchment that the captain was carrying before freeing a set of keys from his belt. “So, we have thieves, murderers, poachers, civil disobedience, basically a stew pot of mediocrity. Our dearly departed friend belonged here beside you lot, in truth; he’d not paid his taxes for over a year like the naughty man he is. I don’t think he expected the term, ‘pay with your head’, to be quite so literal.” He said, watching as two of his men carried the decapitated head of the count and dropped it at his feet.

“Another for the collection.” He remarked with a shrug. “So, here’s how it goes. You ten, of which I have your names and descriptions and no shortage of connections of which to find you, are going to do me a small favour. When I release you from your bonds, you will go in a nice orderly fashion to the prison, obtain your personal possessions, and go forth to the city of Camlorn. With me so far? Good. Once there, you are going to infiltrate the castle and find my brother, a nobleman called Callen Raimes, who my spies tell me is being held prisoner by Lord Marco of Camlorn. Obviously, the whole affair is a bit mucky and simply will not do.” The man said, nodding for his man to begin unlocking the shackles. “Once he’s in your possession, and unharmed, bring him back to the keep in Shornhelm and you’ll each be paid a tiding of gold, a pardon for your crimes, and that warm fuzzy feeling one gets when they do something wonderful for this world.” A woman’s screams punctuated the last sentence, prompting the man to look over his shoulder at the source.

Returning his attention to the prisoners, he knelt down before them. “You have three weeks, which is about as long as I trust anyone to do their bloody jobs without making excuses for their incompetence. You bring me back my brother, you get rewarded. You don’t, and well, look around at what you’ve done to these poor people, bandits. I suppose the Lord of Shornhelm would have to respond with considerable force at the wanton destruction of his subjects, would he not?” A cruel grin crossed his face and he pushed himself up off of his knees. By then, the last of the shackles was removed and the man slipped the parchment into his tunic.

“Before any of you ask the dumb question of why I would trust any of you to do so much as lick my boots, the answer is simple; if you fuck up, get caught, and otherwise fail, it can’t be traced back to anyone but you. You’re all expendable, and I’m offering you a reasonable chance at redemption. If you try to cross me or fail, well, you aren’t the only criminals in prison waiting for a chance to breathe clean air and eat food that hasn’t been rotting for two weeks… and your word against a Lord’s is a proposition that will only end poorly for you, bandits.” He said, returning to mount his horse. He wheeled the equine towards the prisoners. “Remember, three weeks, Shornhelm! Oh, and I suppose you’ll be needing this.” He said, throwing a pouch to the ground that landed with a clank. Inside was a respectable amount of gold, and a parchment that carried Callen Raimes’ picture. “Travel expenses and the man you’re looking for. Consider it a token of good will and gratitude. Do not squander it.” He warned before riding off, the raiders still continuing their work.

”What an arsehole.” A man with short red hair and beard said at the man’s back, his facial tattoos giving him a somewhat wild appearance. Standing and shaking out his legs, as well as brushing the dirt off of his trousers, the man crossed his arms, ignoring the coin purse. “I don’t know about you lot, but I’m getting me shite and getting out of this village before arsehole’s friends decide to mince us. Might as well meet at the road leading into this place, and decide what to do from there.” The man, Cedric, grunted and spat a heavy gob on the dirt. ”This was not how I expected today to fookin’ go.”
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Even the foxiest of foxes?! How dare he >.>'!


You get a hallpass. :'D

I honestly thought you guys would have seen it and I didn't want to announce it in this RP because r00d.

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It's an older meme, but it checks out.


The Dank Star is almost fully operational.
@MacabreFox I don't really advertise my games because I always get a flood of people. O_o I be sorry.

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He's racist against foxes.

Khajit know no shame, obvs.


Damn Lilmothiit.
@Dervish the little insight was fun, good times. :P

Hope your RL stuff checks out okay mate.

As for everyone else! woohoo we are gonna get started!


Appreciated! I'll be fine, just a little less free time than usual.

And yeah, I was having a hoot laughing about the banter. I can't wait to see what barbs others will trade. :D
@Dervish

"Oh? Is *that* humor my mistake, Though I believe your 'technique' of sticking your arrow into sleeping farm animals doesn't warrant any jealousy."


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