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5 yrs ago
Current Remember, nobody actually enjoys roleplaying if there isn't at least five shameful fetishes uncovered by the 2nd page.
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7 yrs ago
Somebody stole my mood ring. I don't know how to feel about it.
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7 yrs ago
Let's be honest, it's far more satisfying and challenging to actually imagine what a character looks like than paste a hundred gifs of a celebrity and call it good.
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7 yrs ago
So, a team of players who are good at playing as a team in a team-based game are individually bad players. Seems kind of silly when you put it like that, no?
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7 yrs ago
My goal these days is to have an RP that can actually finish, or the very least, last a few years. I see way too many die on page one to take chances
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Lowering the site's value since January 2012.


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The battle was doing a fine job highlighting why recruitment across the remaining Sol colonies was at an all-time low, why joining the military seemed like a guaranteed suicide mission. Taran’s first battle with the 588th was looking more and more like it could be his last, and for many of the soldiers, it was. The firing line had wrecked hell upon the Grik, their foul visages only improved by the numerous entry and exit wounds that whittled down their number. Taran himself wasn’t exactly counting his kills, but he was counting his shots. He had 4 shots left in his second magazine, and while the ferocious woman who he had partnered up with on the field of battle was taking on the fight with enthusiasm, both shared a look of apprehension when the ground began to shake and a deep seated fear took hold of every man and woman on the line. There was no way in hell any of them were going to be able to withstand the Brumak, not with the kit they’d been issued. And so, the hopes of rallying and driving back the much easier to kill Grik were washed away as the sight of the giant rock-like monster came into view, the distraction enough that the Grik were starting to crash into the line.

Close-quarters. Exactly where you didn’t want the Grik. Taran’s scowl tightened; if he survived this, he’d not be able to go into a bakery for years without being reminded of the damned things. He fired off the last few shots in quick succession, not bothering with aimed accuracy, just to buy a few extra seconds of time to swap a fresh magazine in anticipation of close-quarters combat. The first of the Grik arrived, mere meters away from Taran before he could charge the newly slotted magazine. His bayonet had been affixed before first contact was established, and he was glad for it; the beast fell upon him with the intent to kill. With a defiant roar, Taran charged into the pale-skinned monster and plunged the blade into its chest where its heart would be – if it even had one. The momentum and the weight of his frame and armour pushed the creature down to the ground. He stomped the Grik in the chest, reaching forward to pull the charging handle of the rifle and pulled the trigger. The recoil and impact of the round not only made the Grik stop moving, but loosened the bayonet from its new home, allowing him to pull it free easily.

“Give me your grenades!” his partner, the one with the bionic arm, shouted. He freed a couple from their pouches and tossed them to her as he took aim at the approaching Grik, keeping the weapon in semi-automatic; the heavy recoil of the 7.62mm rifle was substantial, and he didn’t want to miss a shot. Him and his comrades couldn’t afford it.

His partner’s grenades popped off one after another as the Brumak closed in on their section of the trench, its heavy shipping chains wreaking havoc on the flanks as they tore through soldiers like a scythe through wheat. The one of the grenades managed to get caught up by the chain dragging back for another swing and the detonation managed to weaken the integrity of the metal, the weight of the chain’s momentum ripping apart at one of the links as it flew back towards the Grik ranks, smashing into bodies.
“Excellent work!” Taran called to her, skimming the head of a Grik with one round before the next found its mark and made the skull burst like he was shooting at an overripe melon. Still, the tide was closing in, and they had a window to fall back… to where was the real question. Taran and his partner picked themselves up and moved back, Taran turning to open fire as Grik filled in the trench where they had been moments prior and the Brumak caught his eye; it still had a long enough length of chain to be devastating. “DOWN!” he called, tackling the woman moments before the heavy chain skimmed overhead, bouncing off the ground less than a meter from where his arm was. Turning on his back to face the monsters, Taran fired four shots before getting to his knee and killing off what was left of his magazine.

The last round was a failure to extract, the casing bent half way out of the ejection port while the neck was still lodged into the breech. Cursing at his shit luck and ammunition that was hastily manufactured by the millions of rounds with minimal quality control, Taran spotted a downed NCO with sergeant chevrons a shot distance away. Dropping his rifle so it hung from its sling, the Martian sprinted to the body, taking a knee to pick the pouches and pulled free the sidearm from the sergeant's holster, flicking the safety off with a thumb and lining up the fiber optic sights with the charging monsters. Another soldier had taken a severe laceration to his chest from one of the Grik’s cleavers but had managed to turn his pain into rage and he gave the Grik back as good as he got, driving his own bayonet into the monster. There weren’t a lot of troopers left, and this was very much so a last stand. Taran’s hatred for the Bulwark filled him as he stood his ground, taking quick aim at each advancing target with his sidearm. He’d die here, he was sure of it. But they sure as hell were going to pay for every inch.

“Come on, kill me if you can!” He yelled defiantly, dropping a mag freely as he slapped another magazine into the receiver and pulling back the side, the barrel nearly pressing against the head of another Grik as he pulled the trigger, ending its advance. “I will not let you reach my family!”
Oh nooooooo! Looks like I'm about to break my promise and you'll have to beat me! Just gimme a minute to get the ball gag.

But no seriously, I'm over halfway through a post and most of the way through a 12-rack of Coors Light so I'm a little too drunk to finish tonight. It's already a good portion written tho, so it'll be up in time at a decent time tomorrow.


I finally have a few days off! Going to try for tomorrow.


Almost as if Zekha's thoughts towards Twi'lek and their off putting head tails were ripped from his mind, fabricated behind the curtain, and sent forth as idle thought made flesh came a towering blue Twi'lek, as if Shai had a twin that absorbed all of the growth hormones and testosterone in the womb and came out from behind the curtain as a personal slight against the Dug. Zekha grunted as the captain introduced "Woo'Rah".

What an utterly stupid name. he thought irritably, deciding he wanted to watch Woosie, as Zekha decided to think of her, and the Wookiee square off in a fight. Now he doubly wanted to know exactly what Woosie was working on out of sight, but at least he didn't have to worry about her mucking up his job. She was temporary, point A to B, credits change hands and everyone goes on their merry way... or so Zekha hoped. In his experience, things seldom did what he wished them to. Were that the case, he'd be filthy rich in the Inner Core with a palace and a droid army and...

"Nice to meet ya then, pardner. You sound like yer quite the capable type. Here's hopin' my ears ain't deceiving me." Baarsuth's voice broke into Zekha's musings, bringing him to a much less enjoyable reality. "I say what I mean, and I mean what I say. If I say I can do something, then that's that. You say you can fly this ship, then I trust you didn't make an empty boast to get the job." he looked around at the Phoenix's cargo hold. "I suspect you weren't exactly fighting for the honour." He concluded.

Varen closed the ramps in anticipation for departure, confident most of his hires weren't going to back out like some kind of spineless newts, and while everyone was focused on figuring out who the hell "Bo" was, Zekha decided he was going to find out what was behind the curtain. "Hey, Woosie, if you ain't crew, then what kind of project was so important it couldn't wait until we weren't in port?" he called out, heading to where she had emerged from minutes prior. "Y'know, people who spend their shore leave tucked away in a dingy ship instead of out doing something respectable like sucking back death sticks or betting on animal fights draw a lot of questions of the uncomfortable variety." Zekha glanced back at her, reaching for the curtain.
Gonna werk on making poast nao.
@Amaranth It was worth the wait! I enjoyed your post, I think your character's going to have a lot of personal growth.
@Dervish

B-0 @Zekha


Enjoy the ship's token asshat!


The Grimtaash, a squat-postured creature with a pair of lanky hands with Rodian-like fingers and an elongated, prehensile proboscis charged at its quarry, the pink stick-thin limbed Monnock, which turned its horned-head and staff too late to stop from being pounced upon, its neck snapped under the suction-like grip of the Grimtaash. As the kill was finally registered, the two creatures' illumination faded, and behind them was a looming face of a Dug, flashing an arrogant grin across the no-longer active Dejarik table, hand extended.

"Pay up; I've places to be." He demanded of the Gigoran sitting across from him, the grey-white furred beast of an alien with beady, hateful red eyes behind a mouth-mounted vocorder staring hateful daggers at the Dug, standing suddenly and smashing giant, furry fists into the table so hard it dented. The Gigoran stood around 2 meters in height, and it reminded the Dug of an extremely shaggy relative of Wookiees. <You cheat!> the translated voice came from the vocorder.

Nonplussed, the Dug shot a thumb back at an approaching security guard, a human who's thumb unlatched the leather holder affixed to his hip as he walked over to see what the disturbance was about. "You're just a sore loser and lacking where it counts when it comes to these sorts of things." he said, tapping a finger against his temple, his infuriating grin not fading. "Now, here's what's going to happen. You're going to hand me the 100 credits you so graciously wagered, and I'll explain to the guard that you didn't just threaten to rip my arm off. A fair trade, I'd say."

<You little->

"Last chance."

The Gigoran stomped around the table towards Zekha, who limberly jumped up on the table with his muscular arms, raising the smaller pair defensively, "Hey, hey, easy friend!" He called out loudly, now the guard was sprinting towards them. "No need for violence!"

"Step away from him, now!" The guard shouted, not quite drawing his blaster, but with a hand on the grip and a hunched at-the-ready stance demonstrated a willingness to even the odds against the massive alien, who looked back at the guard, demanding <He rigged the game, illegal move! I was champion, I know how to play!> He insisted, pointed a finger towards the table accusingly. Only instead of a smug Dug staring back defiantly, the Dug was nowhere to be seen... nor was the Gigorian's satchel he left beside the table.

The Dug, Zekha, knew he wouldn't be able to outrun either a human or Gigoran, but he didn't need to. Heading out of the classy pub he'd spent the past hour looking for a suitable and gullible mark after playing several legitimate games before the big fella took him up on a wager, in which Zekha responded enthusiastically by firing up a table he'd slipped a small spider-like droid that immediately latched onto the Dejarik table's logic controller and began to control the incoming and outgoing signals, only activating to permit Zekha's very illegal move before its purpose was served and the droid fried its own circuits when the table shut down. For a device that cost maybe 10 credits in a scrap shop three blocks away plus some junk Zekha had laying around, it made back 9 times its initial cost. Not a bad way to kill an afternoon, when all was said and done.

The Dug rounded a corner and using the ornate support pillars that held up an upper walkway, he leveraged himself up, gathering a few surprised gasps and murmurs for the highly unusual behavior as he easily scaled to the upper platform and away from the entrance of the pub. The idiots would probably figure it out before long, but by then, Zekha would be long gone. Walking along as he rummaged through the satchel, Zekha fingered a pair of metal chits that he pulled free of the satchel, eyeing his ill-gotten gains with satisfaction before shoving them into a pocket and tossing the leather satchel into a nearby trash receptacle. It was a nice bag, but way too big for someone of his frame.

Too bad. he thought, looking at a hologram clock that was perched between a couple of neon-bright advertisement screens peddling some wares that no one would find useful after using it once or twice. Seventeen minutes until the deadline; plenty of time to get to the Phoenix and get off world before a certain Gigorian and his law enforcement friends were any the wiser. It was a risk, true, but the rush just couldn't be assigned a Credit value. Tracing the route he'd taken several times in anticipation of a heady escape prior to setting up his little sting, Zekha was soon making his way to the hanger, his awkward gait oddly suited for stepping around slow-walkers without breaking momentum.

Soon, his chariot loomed like a shameful relative at a family gathering in a hanger full of sleek and beautiful spacecraft; the 578-R, aka the optimistically named Phoenix. Its haul was coloured as such that the rust born from years of protective layers being burned away at atmospheric reentry and subsequently oxidizing when the weather got to it and the alloy-impregnated pigment weren't exactly distinct anymore, its beetle-like visage only reinforcing that perception with windows that had been zealously over-reinforced, likely by some former captain who had the misfortune of having said windows begin to wiggle loose while in flight long ago. The Dug had sat down a few days ago with Captain Varen, who had been looking for an engineer who was familiar with the class of starship. Zekha had won over the grizzled human somewhere between explaining how he had rigged up a hyperdrive motivator on a previous ship he'd worked on and how the piping that went from the latrine into the water recycling plant was prone to leakage if the starboard crew quarters door slammed into the open position by infrequent power surges, jarring the often shitty cementing job loose after a few months. In all, the ship was old, obsolete even after it first was produced, and the amount of people who knew how to keep the hunk of crap space worthy were probably in the neighbourhood of the amount of Gigorians who were catching Dugs cheating them at wagers.

Zekha, for all of his winning personality, was uniquely overqualified for that position. It meant that the Captain couldn't afford to lose the Dug engineer, which meant turning a blind eye to some of his pet projects and acquisitions, or so Zekha told himself as he strolled up the cargo ramp, smirking at Varen's perpetually annoyed expression. Truth be told, the Dug was just happy to be off of his last ship, whose captain's brain never quite left its post as a drill instructor and interpreted the hapless crew as raw recruits that needed some extra motivation to do the most basic of tasks. That captain's farewell present was a box of truffles with a powerful laxatives injected into the cream center. Varen wasn't likely to share a similar fate, but Zekha was all about letting people prove themselves to be quite wrong.

The briefing went about as tediously as one could rightfully anticipate if they'd sat through similar orientations before; follow orders, serve your crew, do your job. The wording varied each and every time, but that was the gist of it. A Bith shrank and left sheepishly, probably because it forgot its purse where it left its testicles. Do Bith even have those? Zekha pondered, thinking about asking the alien to its back, but it was already out of earshot. He had to give it to the little guy, he was fast.

The Dug only loosely gazed upon his fellow recruits. A Wookiee, who was probably hired on for the same reason you hire any Wookiee; Brute strength and being able to feign not understanding what they say so you can avoid small talk. A Trandoshan, which surprised the Dug considering the Wookiee; both species were well known nemesis. He seemed kind of doughy and lacking a certain ferocity that defined his species, which made Zekha wonder exactly what he was doing here. A Twi'lek, whom the Wookiee seemed to take a fancy to. Zekha never saw the appeal of that particular Species' aesthetics, the lekku were rather off-putting.

The last one in particular caught his eye; some kind of droid. Zekha strolled over, leaping up and grabbing hold of the droid has he inspected it like he was appraising a new swoop bike, staring with a single eye inches from the photo-receptor. "You never mentioned I had a signing bonus." Zekha mused to the captain, whose glare told him enough to let go. The Dug grunted disapprovingly; apparently the droid was one of the crew. Well, no matter. It was bound to be another project for another day. Instead of apologizing, his gaze was caught on the welding curtain, wondering exactly what was being worked on back there. The Trandoshan hurried after the departing Captain, expressing concern about the ship's reliability. Zekha strolled over. He'd gleaned from the reptile's speech that he was the pilot. Oh, this should be good. the Dug thought.

"Don't you worry your thermal-eyed hide about the Phoenix, I'm the one who's going to make sure it skips over the burning up magnificently part before it becomes a thing of legend. You just worry about following the hyper lanes and avoiding smashing into space debris, I'm going to make sure this rust poodoo runs more magnificently than whatever it is they're building on Corellia these days." he said, grinning winningly at the towering alien.

Turning to the group as a whole, he spoke up, "The lot of you have the privilege of having a master engineer in your midst," he placed a large hand on his chest. "Zekha. Remember it, because I'm not repeating myself. Don't touch anything that you doubtless don't have a clue of what it is, don't touch anything to this ship without consulting me, and don't bother me when I'm working. Your lives are in all four of my hands, so respect my boundaries and I'll leave you all to... whatever it is you do. I don't really care." he said, suddenly disinterested in the group once more as the sound of welding arcs caught his attention. What other crew were on this ship, he wondered.

I'll straight up admit if people link music in their posts, unless it's a GM move along post, I almost never click on the link. Either people just pick songs they like and aren't appropriate for the scene or character, or it's just distracting. I really am not a fan of when a character sheet requests a theme song; it's extremely vexing most of the time trying to find a song that works for a character that A) has meaning that is easy to compare to said character, and B) doesn't have conflicting lyrics/ genre to the setting/ character.

Like, say you have an RP set in 1920s England, you wouldn't make Southern Man by Neil Young your theme song. That's a bit of an obvious example, but it can also be a thing where you have a fantasy sword fight going on and linking (groan) Bodies by Drowning Pool, or a military commander with Lose Yourself by Eminem, or a death scene with Fireworks by Katy Perry.. you get my point. Most of the time theme songs feel extremely out of place and usually means having to pause my own music to listen to a song I may or may not like.
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