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5 yrs ago
Current Remember, nobody actually enjoys roleplaying if there isn't at least five shameful fetishes uncovered by the 2nd page.
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7 yrs ago
Somebody stole my mood ring. I don't know how to feel about it.
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7 yrs ago
Let's be honest, it's far more satisfying and challenging to actually imagine what a character looks like than paste a hundred gifs of a celebrity and call it good.
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7 yrs ago
So, a team of players who are good at playing as a team in a team-based game are individually bad players. Seems kind of silly when you put it like that, no?
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7 yrs ago
My goal these days is to have an RP that can actually finish, or the very least, last a few years. I see way too many die on page one to take chances
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Lowering the site's value since January 2012.


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James is being moved to Inactive, Stormflyx has been expressing an interest for a slot so I've messaged her that one is now available.

Sorry about the wait, gang, writing has been a bitch for me the past couple of days and I have no idea why. It's going along, though!
@JamesCheck in man. If I don't hear back from you by Sunday, I will consider you dropped out of the game.

Everyone else, we are moving the game along starting Friday, a new post will be in the works!

I also updated the summary.
I have a love/ hate relationship with personality fields. While I'm fully aware that no character survives the inception to execution phase unchanged, it's still a section with merit since it has a bit of utility keeping things like mannerisms, quirks, opinions, and other static bits of a character that doesn't fit in a bio in a tidy and easy to reference spot.
I'm pretty sure I only was genuine friends with like, 3 people.

Hullo to my dozens of acquaintences from the dark and dank ages.


The journey had been an uneventful one, which to an engineer, was more or less a vacation. The Phoenix was holding true, and apart from some minor adjustments and diagnostics troubleshooting for under-performing or stressed components, Zekha was largely left to his own devices while the crew did theirs. His accommodations weren't actually a bother yet; no one seemed to get in the way of him loosely organizing his droid parts neatly by the workshop in what available shelving there was. He didn't bother Woo'rah much, nor she him, and it proved remarkably straightforward to share the workshop. One declared their intention to use a tool, the other game a time frame if it was in use. Both simply seemed too engrossed in their individual projects that being belligerent simply never crossed the mind.

On Zekha's part, there was an older Sith interrogation droid that had been neglected for quite some time that needed some pretty hefty retrofits, but that suited the Dug's needs just find. The thing was half-meter in diameter and most of its nasty bits and baubles tucked away neatly into its menacing casing, had it still retained most of those. Of its various torture implements, there was simply a shock bolt and the syringe assembly remaining, which the Dug figured could be loaded up with all sorts of fun drugs if one felt like getting wasted on the go, or to make someone particularly uncooperative a bit more receptive to chatting with a bit of a pick-me-up. Zekha wondered how he was going to broach the conversation with Varen about needing to stop by some seedy back alley for some illegal narcotics for an experiment. It's easier to ask for forgiveness than permission, Zekky old boy. he thought mischievously to himself.

He was also firmly in the camp that a droid with a singular function was wasted potential; there was often way more room for way more programing runtimes that it just made sense to give a droid more utility than just being a one-trick Fathier. Case in point. if B-0 turned out to be little more than a co-pilot slash navigator, there were quite a few improvements he could shove in that beak-like chassis. Namely turning the innocuous droid into an incredibly precise marksman or a torturer capable of identifying unique stress points across thousands of organics to inflict maximum suffering. On second thought, maybe that last one would be ill advised. Killer droids were nothing if not relentless, and creators got murdered by their creations way too often because people mistook droids as friends because of that little old restraining bolt. He decided to stick with drug cocktails and using the intimidating profile of the interrogation droid as a housing for a protocol droid; it would be handy, since not everywhere spoke Basic and Zekha doubted the crew was really multilingual outside of their species' wheelhouses.

The intercom came alive with the reptilian tones of Barsuuth, causing the Dug to jump with a start, almost dropping a wrench he was holding. He'd been so engrossed with his work he'd somewhat toned out the rest of the ship. Dutifully, if somewhat annoyed, Zekha set his kit down and made his way up the stairwell, which conveniently lead to the bridge, where Varen, Barsuuth, and B-0 were already waiting for a briefing. At least this meant work.

Well, Tattooine was a planet that one could find some rather illicit contracts and avoid the eye of the Republic and the Empire for the most part, but it was also so backwater it was widely considered somewhere you want to end up if you want to say goodbye to any kind of lucrative future. The bit about the distress signal, however, was more of an irritable sideshow.

"While I don't share Woosie's concern about idiots using their distress beacon as a lure to murder us all, I'm more concerned about us wasting our time at all with distress calls. It's always trouble that takes you out of your way, consumes your finite resources like fuel and anything you give to the Slimo who got stranded, and you don't get paid for your trouble. Being a good Samaritan in the galaxy never pays off, yeah? B'sides, this heap isn't exactly rated for combat and if this is pirates, we're best flipping them off as we don't lose momentum and head right for Mos Eisley because they'll lose a lot of precious time having to slow down, change course, and try to accelerate in pursuit. I bet we could be there before they get in weapons range." Zekha pointed out.
I, too, am open for collabs.
My god that's the worst I've ever seen a forum go down.


You missed guildfall, didn't ya?
i will remember this. like a TellTale game. the little banner just appears over my head.


Does that mean that regardless of what dialog or choices we make, the outcome will fundamentally stay the same?
Liak'ykam will go after Zek'ha does something, as I feel like she can't do much other than do old lady stuff and reminisce on the good ol' days at the current moment.

Also roll 13 for computer use what up bitches


There's only so much we can do when the engines aren't exploding. Wanna smash things with a hammer and see what breaks?



Well, that went better than expected.

The engineering compartment started to come to life as the Phoenix began to fire up its systems, and Zekha was frantically checking every critical gauge, dial, and screen, cross referencing it to his own notes from prior experience on the same class of vessel. To his genuine surprise and dare he say pleasure, absolutely everything looked like it stayed green and held within the allotted variables. Even the Wookiee seemed somewhat competent, following along to his instructions diligently and either through dumb luck or genuine ability to listen, stayed quiet without anything to report.

In a way, it was almost disappointing. Without anything to really do to make the ship space-worthy or demonstrate his mechanical aptitude, Zekha now found himself in a place where things where the only thing he had to do was do rounds of checks every few hours and keep an eye on the ship's systems. The Phoenix was ready to soar. Just as well, really; no doubt prowling around was the Gigorian he'd cheated and Alderaan's finest, he didn't fancy meeting either again so soon. Captain Varen would be pleased, no doubt. Zekha glanced at Liak', mulling over telling the captain he'd saved the ship from an unspeakable disaster through quick wits and talent, but ultimately decided against it. The Wookiee would probably sell him out rather than revel in the potential boons of being indebted by the ones in charge. Oh well, later, perhaps.

Climbing over to the comm panel, requiring whatever handholds were available given his small stature, Zekha hit the intercomm, "Attention crew; it's your engineer speaking. Our brave and noble vessel is prepared for departure from a mechanical standpoint. The bridge is yours, captain, take us to the inky voids of space and to a land of cheap liquor and women if you would."

He set himself down, looking over everything again for the umpteenth time. "You know," he said to Liak' as he passed by in the tight confines, "You ain't so bad. You listen well and don't make a fuss, I'm pleased to say that I think you can be an asset back here. At the very least, you can reach things that are simply out of my reach, so maybe the captain knew what he was doing."
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