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Current As an American [user could not afford rest of post]
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Never spaghetti; Boston strong
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The last post below me is a lie
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THE SACRIFICE IS COMPLETE. THE BOILERMEN HAVE FRESH SOULS. THEY CAN DO SHIFT CHANGES.
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Was that supposed to be an anime reference

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Harry Potter is not a world view, read another book or I will piss on the moon with my super laser piss.

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Did someone say el Pepe?

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basically it's like..... the F-18 and the F-16 both come out around the same time. Air Force looks at them both and says, "We love this F-16, and we think the Hornet is a piece of shit, and it doesn't perform, and we hate it, and it can go to hell." And the Navy said "Well I guess we'll take 1000 of those then."

Mostly the thing of it is, Navy's air fleet is falling apart from old age and ocean air and all the gay Navy buttsex and whatnot.


Can't spell Navy without that.



http://aaronmk.deviantart.com/art/Luna-Sleeps-Upon-the-Cosmic-Ocean-546190445
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Navy and Marines both have their own pilots -- in fact the Navy had at one point (for several years) more planes than the Air Force. Shittier planes, but planes.


Hand-me downs from the stuff the Airforce got bored with using?
Billy Tilly decided to visit the local inn, the Ploughin' Pony. And then his skeleton burst from his body, killing him. The skeleton, now free, decided that it was about time to leave this swingin' brony sex motel and go become an economist. He went to the nearest hat shop and bought a nice black top hat with the money he got off of his old skin, several now dead hookers, and the wishes of little boys and girls. The black hat soon taught Billy Tilly's skeleton the basics of identity fraud to help his education as an economist. With his new tool, the skeleton went down the street pointing out frauds, until he pointed at a cop and was tazed right in the calcium. The men took him into the prisons but he was, however, soon released- as skeletons are very white. Now an ex-con, the skeleton wrote a book about economy from the perspective of a prison-bound human skeleton. Said book exploded in popularity and profits, inflating both his wallet and his ego. His ego got so big that it burst from his bones, killing him. Billy Tilly's ego went to find a new host, and found a small Kentucky boy named Tilly Billy who loved to play the spoons. Now, the spoons he played was a convoluted instrument that involved lining up a number couples spooning based on the pitch of their voice, and pressing them together using a complex piano-style machine that caused them to sigh, allowing the spoon player to make melodies out of sensual moans. The purchase and operating costs of this instrument had bankrupted Tilly Billy's family, but armed with Billy Tilly's demonaic ego, he went into poverty with the machine still thinking himself the best composer in the world. Tilly Billy finally died of STDs in 6900, Which led the possessing ego to go find another host in the streets of Brooklyn.

Who happened to be a teenage girl who had so many highlights in her hair she looked like a walking skittles commercial. This girl's name for Silly Milly, and each skittle-colored highlight represented her passion for the gay community. But she was in reality a cis-tranz neo-reactionary Nazi spy working for the Russians.
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Helicopters, surely? None of our planes (to my knowledge anyway) are built for tailhooks.


I was told airplanes. So if the USAF doesn't have shit equipped for carriers then he may or may not actually be air force, but maybe some sort of Navy version. I will need to inquire further when I get the chance next.
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I believe that H is for Aw Hell no!


You shouldn't have done that

You could always flips around through shit. The two RPs Chapa and I named are open. Though those are more politically focused, but I don't believe in closed doors anyways.
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True, but speaking from personal experience, there's no better feeling in the world than strapping 30,000 pounds of thrust on your back and pretending the clouds are star destroyers.


In all seriousness I got a cousin who is a pilot in the AF currently. He flies shit on and off aircraft carriers and his chill as fuck. Unfortunately I ever really seem to see him when it comes to family gatherings.
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