Dinh AaronMk

Every bodies' Spam thread of sensibility.

This thread has dubs, but they're all really mediocre gets.

Come on, roll trips at least.

The majority of my texts are automated and from businesses.

I'd like to imagine it is a numbers game. Like, when you think about it, being able to say you have convinced X number of people to allow your finger in their ass is sort of impressive, kinda.

It's like flying aces during the World Wars. They probably have some way of marking how many holes they have fingered. Like, a tally on the sweater vest they were to conventions.

@Vilageidiotx

I have considerable real-life experience with proctologists and I can say their tallying is much more forward. The meaning of this is of course considerably changed as I know that the science of proctology is really a zionist-myth expounded by Syriac-Russians. What's really going on are the gypsies take in visitors complaining of ass hurt and put them under sedation. They then proceed to violate the stoned ass with as much random junk they can find.

I happened to have to deliver a box of hardware to such an office where I witnessed a giant blackboard where the 'doctors' were keeping a count of daily ass violated with bold, neon, glow-in-the-dark chalk. Upon finishing I was shanghai'd and lost consciousnesses.

I suspect they jammed a Wii-mote so far up my ass my Wii calls me honey-boo and asks if I want a sandwich every time I come home. However it suspects I'm seeing other systems as it watches me disappear into my room. It's currently trying to file for divorce and Gamecube custody on the argument that, "I haven't filled her needs by turning her on".

A theory about the Spam community and its future

Actually, we are already there. Most of us are blood brothers.

@Vilageidiotx

Death to the inferior Yagbuild clan, brother. Hail to +50 relationship bonus.

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"Higher production values than ISIS." -IGN

Go through the Alphabet before someone posts a My Little Pony Picture

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I have a team of Forum-educated adults with doctorates in a variety of memes and meme related situations, and they judge every one of my posts and suggest potential edits that could improve their quality.

Spam is not a game. It is like pissing your name in the snow in Arabic calligraphy, or using shaving cream to recreate a Rubens painting on your brother-in-law's windshield at his wedding. It is an art.

@Vilageidiotx

I, Arabicus: A story of Rome and the rise of Islam

It's fine by me.

2015 summer hyp

I don't know what this is and I feel sort of generally superior for not knowing.

@Vilageidiotx

Get on Steam nigga so I can open a chat with you and not use it.

2015 summer hyp

The first game of the only team I give a shit about.

2015 summer hyp

Or: ITT we pretend we give a shit about autistic virtual dive-grass tournaments.