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Ye Olde Sacrificial Games: A Historie Comith

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Ye Olde Sacrificial Games: A Historie Comith

Well a typical second night, though one not filled with philosophy. Choosing to liberate herself from her moorings, Big Red decided to free herself from the bourgeois past to find a liberating future. Maybe this'll allow her to win? We don't know. But Alexander Hamilton has also went Sinophile and spent the night meditating on the Tao.

MLK though defends his camp from three white or white-ish persons though. I wonder if he did it with words or a big stick.

Oh, Bismarck also blesses Napoleon for reasons. And the French Emperor-General finds religion.



Well what a way to go! And out of the gate on the third day. I don't know who let them in, but a bunch of Italians seem to have been upset with George Washington and murdered him, but didn't stop there.

But oh well, Napoleon built another university in Cairo, confirming Vilage's statement that the true winner of this game will be the Cairo education system. Is this an effect of Napoleon finding religion? Will we find a Napoleon Catholic College in Cairo now?



RIP

Go through the Alphabet before someone posts a My Little Pony Picture

Ye Olde Sacrificial Games: A Historie Comith

Alright, before I prepare to go it's time to dump more.



A relatively calm night it would seem, with the only action being me fending off three different attackers and WhyNotGenocide is killed by one of our Trump-frogs. On the last exciting thing, Asian Trump got scarred away by a swamp monster. Was it Shrek? We may never know.

It seems as well as that we got hand-holdings and politics with Malcolm X re-asserting his friendship with the Black Liberation movement and bringing Nigel Farrage with him. At the same time, Awson and Bobby Jindall do likewise. Other than that, a lot of laconic waxing over the German state and a perceived lack of unity. Will someone step forward as the fuhrer for the Germans?

And all by himself the Marquis deLafayette plots revolution. Will he have learned the mistakes of the French revolution, can he carry out a more American revolution in Europe?

/lit/ will also be happy to know their Niggardly Jew has been located.



The day opens with a chase, with Alexander Hamilton pursuing the prophet Mohammad (blessed be his name). Andrew Hussie and Andrew Jackson both take over some island's government. How? We may never know. But what we can say for certain is they're statesmen of a foreign entity and we can only see how long it is until their assassinations.

VilageidiotX also proves his mettle by killing TWO people at once. That's almost as much as two ones and that's intense! And poor Hugs. RIP.

Carrie Nation also follows Lafeyette's strategy and makes her own video game. No doubt about temperance and prohibition. Given it's Ramadan we can assume that it went over well with Muslims the world over.

And unfortunately, Awsome suffers a painful death at the hands of a mob. Who will mourn him? But before we can then we must realize that Lafeyette's dream of a real revolution in Europe has come to an early end. Anastasia Romanov, fearing Bolsheviks we can guess, has opted to bash the poor Marquis' head in with a mace. I can only theorize that this will enrage the Founding Fathers of America who counted the spirited Lafayette as their greatest friend and ally.



In the end, our fateful dead now fertilize the soil with their blood and bodies.

Ye Olde Sacrificial Games: A Historie Comith

As our valiant heroes take the podiums, our national anthem plays:


And we're off!



It would seem we begin on the usual shenanigans. We have tributes running left and right. Stanley Kubrick seems to have snagged in the madness a pack full of booze. Meanwhile, Big Red finds what might be a prophecy of what's to come, or a general summary of what's happening right now.



Obviously, she finds this very profound has pictured in her expression.

Obviously, Putin wasn't in the right state of mind and he dies right away. Same with Malcom X who immediately twists his ankle. We hope this is not a sign of things to come for our black militant hero.



I'm clearly not stopping right now since I will say: this will be a long games. I'm going straight to the first batch of fallen tributes and later will try to post day-2 before I leave for work.

As the tributes leave the Cornucopia, the Marquise deLafayette somehow finds the time and ability to make a video game. Apperantly it's so good that it creates an explosion of popularity and people send him food. And why wouldn't they like it? He's an amazingly awesome person, and let me say I wouldn't fucking play the shit out of that game.

Pancho Villa seems to be out martially as he's attacked by a giant hound. It's promptly slain.

Furthermore, seemingly jealous of his relative shit run historically, Peppermints is off to stalk Vilage and learn from him. This I can only imagine means the misfortunate Hugs wants to learn from someone historically more masterful at RNG-survival than he.

Odly, despite all of this Che Queverra and Awson somehow construct universities in Cairo. I wonder what they'll teach?

Meanwhile Bobby Jindall uncharacteristically delves into questioning religion.

Muhammad (blessed by his name) also kills Carl the Cuck. But who gives a shit about him? No one, that's why he died.



Well, you know what they say in the Iron Islands: what is dead may never die. Well that doesn't fit here today, here's the first crop of the fortunate dead.

Wayward Trident: Nemesis

Intro took longer than I expected because I kept falling asleep before I could finish. Everyone feel free to post to their heart's content now.

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That would be ideal. We can just swap out the content of each other's posts.

@gorgenmast

ok

Ye Olde Sacrificial Games: A Historie Comith

Alright folks, with that we're full.

I'll see how much I can get set up for the games now before I go to work, but don't expect anything to start until tomorrow at least.

Precipice of War - We Write Under The Sign Of The Goat

Precipice of War - We Write Under The Sign Of The Goat

My great-uncle owns land near my home and this old guy believes if we cut down the fairy tree in the middle of the field next to our house, they'll take his sheep away and bring the gypsies back.

@Chapatrap

But Chapa, you already have a problem.

They're seein' war with th' Joyces'.

After The End, A Tale of Rebirth (Based off the Ck2 Mod)

A few things I should say about Illuvatar's app: his geography is off in a couple areas.

Primarily, there are no Inuit populations as far south as New Brunswicke, it isn't part of their native range which is much further north. Here's a dialect map of the Inuit. The closest population is concentrated much more in northern Quebec, out of the map's area.

What you would have more of would be the French-speaking Acadians, and not the Eskimos.

Also your free-city of Providence isn't actually in Providence. It corresponds more to the Plymouth area than Rhode Island which is that misshapen blob between what you marked as Providence and what you have (correctly) marked as New Haven, [Connecticut].