"Now you listen, tough guy, you can burn me, hurt me, do whatever you want. But you so much as lay a finger on the people I consider family and I'll see to it that you are cut into pieces and fed to the fishes! Understood?"
| Name/Nicknames |
"Benjamin Franklin Kiddo, but eh, everyone calls me Kiddo. Or Ben. Whichever."
| Race |
"Human, or eh, I used to be. Now I'm a zombie, hehe, funny how things turned out for me."
| Age |
"Hmm, now that's a toughie. I was in the business a while after I left, uh, then I got capped so, hmm, I guess I'm roughly about 109 now. I'm older than Andy by a few, but hey, when did that stop us, eh?"
| Appearance |
"I'm six feet two. With about a hundred and eighty pounds of meat on me. Hey, nobody said I was fit and frankly I ain't. Got brown hair, short, swept back a little. Turning grey too, cus I'm old like that. I'm also as pasty white as the frosting on a cake. Being dead does that to ya, heh heh.
Anyway, unlike Andy, I prefer to dress less, eh, striking to the eye. Got myself a nice brown trench coat, like the one the old guard used to wear. A fedora, dark brown leather, tanned too, with a blue band around the body. Navy blue vest, white shirt, blue tie. Brown slacks and loafers too. Andy says the ensemble makes me look like a policeman but hey, I'm no good guy, I'm just as bad as the rest of 'em. Oh, and I like to have a flower pinned to the chest of my coat or whatever jacket I wear too. Fancy stuff.
I got killed by gettin' shot in the chest, I'll get to that later, but that left me with a nice little connect-the-dots puzzle on my body. Scar over my neck too, from when I got my throat slit before, and I got an eye out from when, eh, I got somethin' put in there. Something sharp and real painful."
| Personality |
"Well, eh, Andy says I'm more a family man than a mobster, and frankly he ain't wrong. In my youth, however, I used to be a real pepper pot, oh yeah, a real fiery action guy type. He and I were like the two sides of the same coin only, he was the calmer, colder side and I was the angry, fiery side. We worked real good together, oh yeah, but more on that later.
When I was younger I was quite hot headed, but now? Do you know of somethin' called tranquil fury, kid? I may be, eh, old and dead but I still got that fire in me, and it's a big fire too. I get angry, ooh you better watch out kid. Like lighting fireworks in a china shop, cause you know things are gonna break and the inside is gonna be a mess, just like how I leave the people that cross me. Where d'you think Andy got so ruthless, eh? He got it from me when he was just startin', that's where, heh heh."
| Bio |
"I lived through the age of the Santoni family. Watched them rise and fall, I did. Back then I didn't know Andy at all, I only heard rumours about him. The last I heard of Andy in the 20s was that he got capped real good doing something he wasn't supposed to. That was when the family fell. I was in my early twenties then. Heard all the stories over the radio.
I got into mob business shortly after. Found myself working as a triggerman for a smaller family, the Martovannis. Back then the family wasn't the titan it is today, they were real small, just barely treadin' the surface of the organised crime world. Papa Martovanni was a, eh, pasta chef, and a damn good one too, but he ran a business on the side sellin' liquor and cigarettes, the illegal stuff. Traded in bodies too, from what I heard. Guy was paid good money in exchange for bringing in blacks from down south or from across the oceans, or yellows from Asia. Anyone that disagreed with Papa, he sent me to deal with 'em, and I got good at it too. Real good. This was the 30s, mind you. America was still buildin' its way to the top.
Then, two decades later, when I've been working for the family for ages, who shows up but the legend himself. Andy diMaggio, and he'd seen better days, whoo boy. By then, Papa's empire had expanded to accomodate the better part of Somabra's growing Downtown district, and he was lookin' for some new muscle to help him keep things under control. So I, eh, took Andy in. I offered him a job under Papa, said somethin' about, you know, eh, keepin' the faith. He bought it, of course, but there was somethin' different about 'im, something that had grown within him after he died thirty years ago. Of course, it might've just been him bein' sad over being a zombie, but I could be wrong.
For fifteen years we worked together, me and him, tearin' up the Somabra strip like nobody's business. We were bonafide triggermen alright, and by the fifties and sixties we were as close as close could get without either of us bein' a queer, heh heh. By then, though, I had myself a dame. Love of my life, complete with two kids! I was already lettin' Andy do most of the work so I could have some time with my family, but two years of that and I realised I had to get out. So I talked to the Martovanni head. Papa had passed away about a year after Andy came in, so leadership was now under his son, Porfiri Senior. He told me that sure, I'd been around for ages and now that I had a family I was free to go, under the protection of too, so I had a lifeline in case things went south. I bid a fond farewell to Andy and we parted ways. He stayed with the Martovannis for a while, and I moved. I took my dame and my kids and went upstate, to Washington. Settled down there, made peace.
That wasn't the end of things, however.
A while later, maybe, eh, in the mid eighties or nineties, I can't remember, my dame passed away. She'd gotten old, bless her soul, and her years of smokin' had gotten to her. Lungs as black as the ashes she became after she was cremated. By then my kids were out of state, hell they were already out of college and workin', makin' their own families. It left me, an old goon, alone and unwanted. So I did the only thing left in me.
I went back to Santa Somabra.
Biggest mistake of my life.
As soon as I got back and settled down, I got contacted by the Martovannis. Said that, in the time I'd moved out, someone had put out a hit on me. A hit, in that day and age, could you believe it? Of course I got scared, I tried to defend myself, but in the end, what's an old man do against an attacker who's fifty years his junior?
The hitman, I can't remember who he was, ambushed me when I was coming home from buying groceries. Guy attacked me with a knife at first, shoved it through my eye, that's how I got this scar here. I fought him off and tried to run, but he chased me down with a shotgun. Cornered me in an alley with no escape. I got a chest full of buckshot and a cut throat for my troubles. That ended me real quick.
I was buried in Somabra City Cemetery, in a small marked grave on the edge of the whole place, thanks to the family. Some of the old guard had found out about my death, found my body and they put me in a box and into the dirt, where I belonged.
Or, at least, where I thought I belonged.
I stayed dead for all of twenty years, I found out later. I never remembered dyin', actually. I remembered gettin' shot, and everythin' fading to black. Then it felt like an eternity of black, floating in a sea of nothing 'n tryin' to get my bearings. After that, suddenly, I felt myself become solid again. I felt the box against my hands, crumbling into mulch in the dirt around me, but I felt seventy years younger! I scrambled out of my grave like a shot and woke to a changed city. Of course, comin' back from the dead was a shocker, moreso when you realise your body's kinda gone pale and you look like death.
I poked around the old city, the Undercity, lookin' for my old contacts. Eventually I found one in Paul Santos. This was 'fore I got embroiled in the city again, see, and he told me that Andy was still around. I never did have the heart to see him again, so I skulked around in the shadows, doing odd jobs.
Then, out of the blue, I got approached by a lady. A fellow undead, just like I was, but she was a looker, hoo boy, lemme tell ya, gazongas for days! Anyway, she had a proposition for me: be a triggerman for her and in return I could have a comfortable life back or be put back in the ground. I couldn't refuse so sure I said yes. It was only later that I found out I was workin' for that skank, the Cannoness. It was after I bumped into Andy at the power station.
Now, eh, I'm back in business, back together with my best partner. And we're gonna tear some shit up."
| Other |
"Unlike Andy, I ain't so old fashioned. I prefer the newer weapons, like them semi-automatic pistols and machine guns and assault rifles and stuff, but I can't help but do some things the old way. I keep myself armed with a .44 Magnum Special, one of those huge hand cannons. Keep it with me at all times, even got my name engraved on the side of the barrel. Was my old gun, actually. I'd been buried with it, as a show of faith by the Martovannis. Other than that, I keep an AK-47 too, and a Benelli M1014 automatic shotgun. Heavy arms, but they're reliable and easy to keep.
I've got contacts too, just like he does. Most of the Undercity network knows who I am, more by reputation than anything else. But where Andy earned his by respect, I earned mine through fear.
And now that I'm back, my reputation's on the line. People here know about me, see, and with Andy, the two of us were the most dangerous men in the city for fifteen years straight when we were cruisin'. I'd hate to let that sorta thing go in this day and age. These newfangled crime bosses need a show of good ol' fashioned mobster rep. That'll show 'em how to
really run things."