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Call me Doc. I prefer RM, UM, or LP fights, with human or peak human hand-to-hand or swords & sandals being my speciality.
Challenge me to a match any old time!

Arena Characters: http://www.roleplayerguild.com/topics/87852-docs-characters-no-posting/ooc#post-3105991

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@Liliya

Gonad rose to his feet, convinced now that fighting on his knees would bring dishonor to the battle. But, the barbarian looked different. He looked flabby.

His once taut muscles now hung like fat, drooping chins. Even his cheeks resembled melting putty. What's more, his skin had become red, as if he had been sunburned through and through. He began to fall forwards, as though he had lost consciousness. Billuh might catch a whiff of what was really happening. A sort of premonition cast from the barbarian's body language. Most sentient beings, the ones with sense in them at least, would realize in their subconscious that the End had come, with a capital E. But then, Billuh wasn't like most sentient beings. Could a cyborg even be truly sentient? At any rate, this was different. Gonad was fighting something that was less of an enemy and more of an object, a thing that could inflict harm. The Beardforce was thrown for a loop by this, confused by the signals. Billuh had a strong chance.

Gonad's nose came to within three inches of the mat. His muscles, having been relaxed to the fullest extent of atonia and pumped fat with oxygen rich blood, contracted with a force that only could have been described as nothing short of outrageous. The skin would turn from blood red to bone white. For the briefest fraction of a second, the meat of Gonad's face was constricted back into a death's head grimace, every feature of the skull beneath visible. His eyes were black, gleaming pits. His blocky teeth were bared all the way to the jawline. His nose seemed to collapse into itself. As for the rest of the warrior's body, every fibrous, striated cord of muscle was impressed tightly against the flesh almost to the point of bursting through, the musculature of a perfect physical specimen revealed in full.

He phased through the distance between them as if it were but a single step, still inches from the ground. The technique that Gonad employed was known in wrestling as a Spear. A body-hugging shoulder tackle that drives an opponent into the ground. Should all proceed as intended, Gonad's left shoulder would crash into Billuh's body and the two would torpedo into the audience, bleachers exploding as if they were Black Cat firecrackers and aluminum girders flying to shreds. Good thing the fans were all rich, catcalling dicks. Who else would be able to gain access to an illegal death match stadium?

Referees and announcers alike would likely be unable to comprehend the high speed combat that could very well ensue should Billuh endure the spear, both fighters potentially descending into subterranean fisticuffs, coming to blows so fast and powerful that the floor beneath them would be unable to withstand the kinetic pressures, each kick, punch, and whatever else brutally marring the terrain. Certainly a solid step up from simply breaking the mat, but perhaps in this scenario the Beardforce worked both ways, each combatant's power receiving a dramatic boost as their ferocity increased. Billuh had a mighty beard, after all, and the Beardforce was inherently accessible to those with true manhood and beards most admirable. The ones fit to be known as the Beardlords. This was of course, assuming Billuh was responsive to the calling of the Beardforce. If not, neither fighter would be boosted and their capabilities would remain within reason. Regardless of their destructive capacities, Billuh may have had but one arm but his durability appeared to be a more than worthy match for Gonad's raw strength. Gonad was still but a mortal man, and each concussive impact would further damage his hands. Hell, at this rate he'd wind up attacking with the bony stumps of his wrists.
@RumikoOhara

Good idea. Notify me when next your character is going bathroom. THAT'S when he will arrive.
@LeeRoy

Gonad stared coldly and aloofly at LeeRoy's crotch. What he said next was stated with such obvious conviction that he could have stood trial for it.

"HRAH! Spaceman have fly open."

If LeeRoy looked down and fell for the trick, by the time he realized he'd been had, Gonad would have already...
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Taken a seat at the bar table for a tankard of beer. Frothy white foam would adorn his beard. Fighting was thirsty work, and it was time for a cold one.
@RumikoOhara

Go ahead, I'm jet lagged from a big trip and haven't got the mojo to whip out two whole paragraphs describing how Lassar just sits on a car roof. Honestly, some characters aren't meant to have books written about them :/
@Everett

Gonad would spring off his back and to his feet in front of Sky, chips of metal and concrete flying. He'd blow a gout of blood from his nose, before placing his fists on his hips and striking a manly pose. He wasn't bleeding out. He had restricted the flow of blood in the damaged areas via hemostasis. He seemed also to be doing well with just one lung, his breaths quick and deep.

Buuut... Then he'd just gape as his opponent ditched him. Such was Gonad's misery at having been abandoned, that he passed out on the spot.

SKY WINS!
@Everett

Bump
Your character wants this, right?;



My character is turning that into this;



Frankensteiner to piledriver.
@Liliya

The blasts whizzed around and past the flashlight. Nothing seemed to happen. Perhaps if the alien hadn't have kept the aim so tight, she might have hit Donny. But then, Donny had improvised to avoid being hurt in the first place.

http://services.runescape.com/m=forum/forums.ws?237,238,522,65666179

The ratcheting noise had been his club extending. Given that the average golf club measures 43 inches, in addition to the length of Donny's arm, Noxx would need a really, really shitty aim to hit him. The roll had just been him rotating the golf club. He had set up a shadow puppet for the alien to focus on, only getting close to the flashlight when he felt like shooting, before quickly backing off again, footsteps muffled by the action. He had been able to withdraw the grenades by flicking on the safety of his gun and allowing it to spin around to the back of his hand by the trigger guard, thus freeing up his phalanges.

As Noxx jumped and began firing, Donny would loose a shot from his real position, on Noxx's right and far from the light, under which he had fired not a second previous. He was aiming to blast apart both her gun and hand with a single round to render her harmless, just in case she pulled off a lucky shot. The kill radius of his grenades? Fifteen feet. He was in within the range to be potentially wounded, but that's what cover was for. Slot machines are lined up in rows, without much spacing in between. He was deeper into the casino than Noxx, where there were naturally more machines to hide behind. Unlike his bullets, the frag would not be able to carry that far through cover and still hurt him. He'd have been firing from over a machine all right, but not the one Noxx was aiming at.

The scenario certainly had been weighted heavily in Donny's favor. The single lamp that was near him, the darkness, the positioning and accessible cover... Had they met in a more traditional environment, Donny wouldn't have such success in concealing himself from the death ray. Still, Donny was a cheating man in a cheating world.

One of her blasts would sever the club and wire in two, the light dropping. She'd probably think him dead.

Should all of this come to pass, Donny would rise from his cover and saddle up to his fallen light, disengaging it from the club so that he'd be able to see where he was going when he paced over to check out the alien. Hopefully she'd have enough life left in her to have a brief interaction with Mr. Booth.
@Ruby

So basically killing is allowed, but only if said victim does not respond fairly to the presented danger?
@Liliya

Gonad's middle knuckle was crushed and the according metacarpal bone was broken. Gonad was far from distressed. A new experience awaited him, a new adventure in pain. Even better, this foe could take it. He could handle the techniques that Gonad reserved only for the dishonorable. With death buzzing at his fingertips like pitch black fire, Gonad let loose a triumphant HRAH!!, and allowed himself to express the true physical and emotional freedom of a battle unrestrained.

Gonad's withdrawn right hand lashed back out like a streaming whip of hot mercury to wallop Billuh's left foot out from under him just as he bore his weight down upon it at the point of no return, taking advantage of his superior reach to interrupt Billuh's charge. The result, should the attack land, would send the entirety of Billuh's balance into oblivion as his legs swapped position with his head, the gnome launched into a sudden middair clockwise cartwheel. Torque again, only this time it might be Billuh's entire body instead of just his head.

Should this come to pass, Gonad would spring off the floor and high above Billuh, knees tucked up to his chest, thighs engorged with straining muscle. Unless the cyber gnome was quick to escape or counter, he'd be plowed right through the reinforced mat just as soon as he touched it by the full weight bronco stomp, reduced to a scrap heap flapjack by the barbarian's ultimate exertion of force. The stomp was, after all, an ancient and underestimated technique, one that even a child could use to kill.
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