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The Depths Of Hell - No Longer Accepting!

@Vashonn@Spinosaurus@FallenTrinity@DJRaVeS@Arkaotic@Emuxe

Phil reverted back to his Louise form, and walked back to the others. He stopped before them and took up a power stance, eyes cold and hard.

"None of you get it yet!? You honestly don't understand!? We were given these powers for a reason. LET ME MAKE THAT REASON CLEAR!!"

Phil tore his shirt off with a triumphant roar, revealing Louise's bare breasts. He bared his teeth and clenched his fists, glistening tears streaming down his cheeks.

"WE ARE IN HEAVEN! PRAISE GOD FOR BOOBIES! TOGA! TOGA! TOGA!"

ALL HOPE IS GONE (Xavier Vs. Auz)

@Xavier Bloodbayne

I thought Xavier was pulling Auz towards him, but if he's redirection the momentum then that changes things. Pulling on something that's already trying to move towards you absolutely doesn't kill any momentum. Pushing it away does.

As for Auz's footing, I never said both feet were off the ground. He's just in the midst of a stride and doesn't have anything bolted to the ground.

The Depths Of Hell - No Longer Accepting!

@Vashonn

I'll post in a few, been tired from work lately.

ALL HOPE IS GONE (Xavier Vs. Auz)

@Xavier Bloodbayne

The problem was, Xavier's footing was solid due to his blood rods, which kept him from being jerked to the ground. Auz had no such thing. It was a one sided tug-of-war in Xavier's favor unless he let himself fall. He could match Auz's tug, but in the end the additional support that kept him standing ruined the shaky physics of trying to keep someone in place by pulling them towards you, which is more practical if they want to go backwards. Xavier absolutely matched the force of Auz's pull. Shame Auz didn't have feet that could stick to the ground, thus ruining the plan. At any rate, one had to wonder why Xavier didn't just make the blood spike jut up at an angle to hit Auz in the biscuit anyways. In the heat of battle, it's easy to make slight judgemental errors in the fraction of a second between attacks. Especially when you don't catch wind of an opponent's plan until they've already started hauling their body right at you.

Still, one had to wonder why Xavier didn't just fire his blood spike at an angle. Oh shit, could that happen!? Why'd I say that!? No wait, NOOO!

ALL HOPE IS GONE (Xavier Vs. Auz)

@Xavier Bloodbayne

Perhaps had Xavier pushed the sword out rather than pulled, Auz might have been killed. The opposite would only hasten Auz's escape. Auz wasn't trying to gain footing, he only desired to get close to Xavier. What Xavier had done was give Auz a way to kill his inertia to keep from entirely jumping over the blood to begin with. It was like a tether restraining Auz from going further out, and whereupon his thigh might have been skewered, now only a knee would be in trouble. Xavier had thought that Auz wanted to drag him along for the ride. Auz actually had intended to use Xavier's own intent against him to slow down. He hadn't taken that last jump yet, after all.

Auz's body would be horizontal if all went according to plan, legs splayed out behind him, blood spike holding one in place. He'd take his left hand off the sword, grabbing for a dagger...

ALL HOPE IS GONE (Xavier Vs. Auz)

@Xavier Bloodbayne

As Xavier had experienced firsthand, Auz large and by far preferred grappling over striking. Whenever a good chance to get close presented itself, Auz didn't even bother with second thoughts. Instead of letting go of his sword or being forced to endure a little hang time over the blood, Auz held on and jerked himself in towards Xavier. Unless Xavier grounded his feet, he'd be jerked forwards into Auz (both tumbling to a heap on the ground), with the rearrangement of Auz's body resulting in the blood spike instead penetrating the immortal's right leg through the thigh. Painful, debilitating, and probably something that'd make Auz bleed out in a minute. Still...
Unless Xavier were able to get away fast enough, he'd probably be reintroduced to Auz's ridiculously lethal daggers, this time with far more speed and power behind each furious thrust than before.

The Depths Of Hell - No Longer Accepting!

@Vashonn@Spinosaurus@FallenTrinity@DJRaVeS@Arkaotic@Emuxe

To his utter surprise, Phill landed gracefully instead of splattering. He sprang into a triple somersault and landed on one foot, perfectly balanced. He hardly had time to consider that shit now though. He was in hell, and there were demons everywhere. Well, that had escalated quickly. Phil looked down at his body, gasping. He had become a total babe! In fact, he knew this bod. It belonged to Louise! Suddenly, a colossal demon charged at him from out of the horde, swinging a sword the size of a bus at him. With a shrill, girly scream, Phil turned invisible and leapt out of the way. The sword smashed a deep furrow in the ground, sinking into the charred rock up to the hilt. Damn. Phil scrambled to the beast's side, glancing down at his body again and wheezing with shock.



"I can turn invisible too!? Sweet diabeetus, I'm like that naked blue chick from X-Men! Okay... Let's try THIS!! RAAWWR!"

Phil became visible again, and by the time the colossal demon had noticed him it was too late. Phil had grown into a near perfect imitation of the colossal demon in under a second, his black rod growing in size with him. The only physical difference between the two was that Demon-Phil still bore his derpy beard and stained wifebeater. You know, so that his allies wouldn't accidently attack him. The colossal demon swung its burning whip at Phil, roaring loud enough to make the ground judder. Phil turned invisible again, and the whip hit nothing. The colossal demon spun around, swiping wildly and with much more speed than a creature of such size should have been able to.

"N E R D R A G E!!"

Screaming out his attack, Phil brought the brunt of his giant iron staff crashing down onto the colossal demon's skull from behind. The beast was driven to its knees with earth shaking force, and before it could recover the staff then careened into the side of its skull with a resounding CRACK. Despite weighing hundreds of tons, the colossal demon tumbled head over heels before skidding to a stop, countless lesser demons having been crushed in the wake of its body.
Phil turned off his invisibility and darted after the colossal demon, in moments planting his feet on either side of its head. The beast could only stare up in abject horror, too wounded from the blows to its head to move. It knew what was coming, and could do nothing to stop it.

"T E A B A G!!"

Phil finished off the colossal demon by dropping all of his enormous weigh onto its face, his house-sized crotch leaving a bloody crater where its head had been.

The Depths Of Hell - No Longer Accepting!

@Emuxe@DJRaVeS@FallenTrinity@Arkaotic@Vashonn@Spinosaurus

Hey, sorry for taking so long. I'm really not used to seeing roleplays this active around here! I'll try to post more often.

ALL HOPE IS GONE (Xavier Vs. Auz)

@Xavier Bloodbayne

Auz slowed down a little bit an instant before having to encounter the blood puddle, so that Xavier would reach him first. When Xavier swung, so then did Auz twist and bring his inverted sword sweeping down with frightening speed. His intent was to hack the thick of the blade into Xavier's forearm to sever muscle and tendon, effectively rendering the arm useless should the blow land. Just like when Auz stabbed his opponent's arm before, Xavier had the momentum of his own attack working against him. Of course Xavier could try to tank or deflect the heavy blow with his club arm, but he'd find that even with an armored hide, the raw cutting power of Auz's two-handed mordhau swing was incomparable to his earlier attacks. Either way it'd hurt like a bitch. An instant later Auz would attempt to leap high over the blood. The spike could shoot up still and probably catch Auz, but it'd likely be less damaging as he'd be quite a good jumper with as much speed as he had. Less damaging in this case would be a very, very subjective term, though. For most men with a bloody stalactite up their gooch, life was over. For Auz, it'd mean flipping head over heels like a ragdoll having its period, spraying blood this way and that from his ass which'd be penetrated up to the point of his lower intestine.

The Depths Of Hell - No Longer Accepting!

@Emuxe@DJRaVeS@FallenTrinity@Arkaotic@Vashonn@Spinosaurus

Phil pointed at Louise, choking with amazement. After several seconds of wheezing and sputtering, he finally managed to spit it out.

"You're like Ozzy! That was soooo fuckin' metal. Also, Sabastian's having an episode, but YOU ATE A WHOLE BAT."



"Aww man, I wish I could do cool shit like you Louise..."

Suddenly, Phil's body lost its hairy fatness. Curves formed within a new outfit. In an instant, he had become a perfect replica of Louise. He didn't seem to notice though, not completely.

"Huh, I feel light as a feather. What the fuck!? Why's my voice high pitched!?"